Chapter DOCE! Total Drama, Blaine, and Britt
(Je ne Glee propres.)
Quinn Fabray: is exceedingly, beyond, extremely, BORED.
Puck: I can help...
Quinn Fabray: No.
Finn Hudson: Come on over!
Rachel Berry: CFAHKHYOBXKCEW!
Puck: Hey Rach. You ever seen Total Drama? We can be like Duncney!
Rachel Berry: Why does that sound like a great idea?
Lauren Zizes: BECAUSE YOU'RE A MAN STEALER!
Puck: How about... hmm. I'm Duncan, Rach's Court, Zizes is Eva! Sorry, Zizes, you have to be single.
Lauren Zizes: :(
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Kurt Hummel: This KlaineLuneville person has left me unsure which school I go to. KL, could you clarify?
KlaineLuneville: Um... I think you went to Dalton, then McKinley, and now you're back at Dalton?
Kurt Hummel: *transfers back to McKinley*
Blaine Anderson: *chases Kurt*
Quinn Fabray: OH! I remember him now!
Blaine Anderson: I feel so loved.
Puck: Gee, thanks, Anderson.
Nick Ward: Why do I feel like you've said that before?
Puck: Because I have, genius.
Rachel Berry: WHY, BLAINE! Kurt, do you have any idea how lucky you are?
Will Shuester: Rachel, did you post that while you were singing Mean?
KlaineLuneville: You hear that, song choosers? I want some Taylor Swift!
Rachel Berry: Maybe...
Will Shuester: Rachel... *facepalm*
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Blaine Anderson: got attacked by some girls today. I'M TAKEN!
Kurt Hummel: Yeah! He's taken! By me!
Brittany Pierce: I want to make out with the new guy.
Blaine Anderson: But... I'm gay... and taken.
Brittany Pierce: Well, Kurt said he was gay. And then he said he wasn't and he made out with me.
Blaine Anderson: What?
Santana Lopez: What?
Quinn Fabray: What?
Will Shuester: What?
Wes Montgomery: What?
Puck: What?
Sam Evans: What?
Rachel Berry: What?
Kurt Hummel: *ashamed face*
Blaine Anderson: I'm confused.
Brittany Pierce: I'm always confused.
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A/N: Oh, Britt... Review? Thanks to:
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Chapter TRECE! Taylor Swift, Warblers, Westiny, and Sue
(No Glee propia. O Taylor Swift.)
Mike Chang: has Mean stuck in his head. Thanks, Mr. Shue.
Will Shuester: What?
Taylor Swift: That is an awesome song!
Tina Cohen-Chang: ...you friended Taylor Swift?
Mike Chang: I married Taylor Swift!
Tina Cohen-Chang: ...what?...
Taylor Swift: I'm with Tina. ...what?...
Mike Chang: Just kidding!
Will Shuester: I would hope so!
Kurt Hummel: I'm confused.
KlaineLuneville: Blaine said that last chapter! Really, how uncreative am I? *cry* I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON!
Taylor Swift: No, you're not!
Rose Silverpen: Yes you are.
KlaineLuneville: Nice support.
Kurt Hummel: I thought this story was about us!
KlaineLuneville: Oh, right!
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Artie Abrams: is severely weirded out.
Sam Evans: Me 2.
Puck: 0_o
Finn Hudson: ikr!
Mike Chang: I am too.
Kurt Hummel: Me too.
Blaine Anderson: So am I.
Wes Montgomery: I am so.
David Thompson: Too me.
Nick Ward: too am I
Jeff Sterling: rki!
Thad Harwood: o_O
Miss Gavelly: out weirded severely is.
Kurt Hummel: Blaine, you have some weird friends. DID MISS GAVELLY JUST TALK?
Miss Gavelly: Yes. Yes she-I did.
Destiny Gaffley: I love you Wesley. Even though you were totally cheating on me with that gavel.
Wes Montgomery: Wait what!
Destiny Gaffley: CALL ME!
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Wes Montgomery is in a relationship with Destiny Gaffley
David Thompson: 'bout time, brother!
Wes Montgomery: I'm not your brother.
Kurt Hummel: Congratulations to the young, happy couple! May your days be pleasing and fruitful.
Blaine Anderson: ...what.
Kurt Hummel: instacard . com! Just take out the spaces.
Wes Montgomery: Good to know you care, Kurt. Good to know you care.
Destiny Gaffley: Hey, lay off Kurt!
Westiny Montgaffley: Nuuuuu!
Melissa Jewel: *facepalm* I can see the charm, Dest.
Westiny Montgaffley: These are pretty useful.
Melissa Jewel: *sighs and shakes head* You guys are insane.
Westiny Montgaffley: Yes. Yes we asatreevv. Sorry, that was Wes. What I meant to say was: Yes. Yes we are.
David Thompson: Er... Wesley? That is a- AW DUDE! Dest, you better be pretty freakin happy.
Destiny Gaffley: Why yes, actually, I am. Thank you very much.
Kurt Hummel: This conversation has turned awkward...
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Sue Sylvester: Ugh. William, your hair literally makes me nauseous.
No One likes this
No One: HAHAHA!
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A/N: Who is the mysterious No One? Is Westiny awesome? Find out all the answers and more by reviewing and giving me MOTIVATION!
I seriously need to regularly update. I think I'll try to update daily, but it could be every other day.