Scene 10
Oh No! Anita Loses Her Job
(It is still storming outside as Cruella Da Slut walks up to Roger and Anita's door. Lightning illuminates the sky as she opens the door and closes it after she walks in)
Cruella: Anita?
(Cruella walks down the hallway dressed up in tiger stripes. She is wearing a very short shorts, and a bra that is all made out of fur and her whole entire tummy is showing and her coat comes down above her butt and the front does not fit over her breasts because the coat is meant not to close. It's meant to show off her body. She walks in the living room and sees Anita)
Cruella: There you are. Where are the puppies? (shoves Roger and Anita aside like they're doors)
(Roger falls down and hits his head on the shelf due to Cruella shoving him aside too hard but not with Anita, She gave her a light shove)
(Cruella is holding a box of tobacco in her hand as she is chewing. She sees the puppies in the basket and Pongo growls at her)
Cruella: How marvelous, how cool, I'm so on time, how perf- (finally notices the puppies are spotless) Ugh, what are those awful things? Ah they're rats, get rid of them, (turns to Anita) Where are the puppies?
Anita: Those are the puppies, they're spots don't come until later
(Cruella is chewing as she talks)
Cruella: Really?
Anita: (smirks and says in a valley girl voice) Yeah, what did you think, that they had them now?
Cruella: Don't valley girl me darling, put them a bag, I'll take them with me now (comes back into the living room)
Roger: What? They were just born
Cruella: Duh, I already know that, I'm not blind. Do I look blind?
Anita: Cruella, the puppies can't leave their mother now, they'll die. It'll kill them. They need to be with her for several weeks
Cruella: Fine put them on reserve (reaches into her fur purse and pulls out her checkbook) How much would you like?
Roger: They're not for sale
Cruella: Oh really? Have you gotten some money now have you? Did you finally design some crappy game that kiddies will enjoy and want to cut school and-
Roger: As a matter of fact, I finally figured out how to make my graphics 3D now so I'm working on that but I want to make them better
Cruella: Oh face it Roles
Roger: My name is Roger!
Cruella: You'll never get good, you're just-
Roger: As a matter of fa- (then Anita interrupts)
Anita: No no no no no no, what Roger means is is we're not sure if we're going to sell the puppies
Cruella: Oh Anita, don't be stupid. You can't possibly afford to keep them all and plus, wouldn't it bother you and your idiotic man to have to take them out three times a day to go potty? (Starts to write out the check) Seven hundred pounds
Anita: (eyes widen)
Cruella: Twenty-five thousand seven-hundred-pounds, fair? Two-hundred pounds per spot
Anita: Cruella, what would you do with seven puppies?
Roger: (to Anita) It's irrelevant you idiot, she can't have any because they're not for sale
Cruella: You are starting to get on my nerves Roland
Roger: It's Roger! Roooogeerrrrrr! R-O-G-E-R! Roger!
Cruella: (Rolls eyes and sounds like Amanda Bynes from the All That skit, The Whatever Girls) Whatever (and hands out the check to Anita) Take it
(Anita looks at it. Cruella turns the check and points it face front at her)
Cruella: Take it
(Anita reads it and looks at Roger for a clue)
Cruella: TAKE IT! (Lightning illuminates the sky as she says it)
(Anita jumps and wets her crotch as Roger closes his eyes and shakes his head, Nanny is frozen in the background in the kitchen)
Anita: Cruella (and looks up at her) the puppies are not for sale
Cruella: You're sure?
Anita and Roger in unison: Duh
Cruella: Okay fine. Keep the little rats, do what you like with them, run them over for all I care, you're ignoramus Anita, I've got now use for ignoramuses (rips up the check in tiny pieces) I'm firing your sorry ass and I will make sure you never work in whore fashion ever again (throws the ripped up check pieces in her face and walks out of the room) I'll get even, just wait, you'll be sorry you dummies, you bubble heads! (open the door and slams it shut behind after she walks out)
(Jasper and Horace are soaking wet from the heavy rain and the street is still flooded with water. Horace holds the fabricless umbrella over Cruella)
Jasper: Good evening
(Cruella kicks Horace in the penis and grabs the umbrella from him and shoves it in Jasper's crotch who was leading her to her car)
Cruella: Fuck
(On the set of the movie)
Stephen Herek: Cut
Glenn Close: Oh now what?
Stephen Herek: You said the 'f' word and we cannot tolerate that because this is a children's movie, a Disney one
Glenn Close: Bull shit, you had other bad languages in the skit and you accepted those so why can't you accept the 'f' word? It doesn't make sense
Stephen Herek: I'm the director and I say the 'f' word is not allowed
Glenn Close: Well I said it is allowed if you're allowing shit, and other dirty words such as whore, penis, and all the sexual scenes. You think Pongo biting Jeff Daniels in the nuts is something you would see in a children's movie and me being dressed like this for my part and having the owners be abusive to their Dalmatians, and having the fake puppy have a cli-
Stephen Herek: (interrupting) Alright I see your point. You win, I'll allow the 'f' word (saying to all his movie crew) Back to the set and Glenn back in the house
(Glenn Close goes back in the fake house)
(Stephen Herek holds up the movie thing)
Stephen Herek: Ready and action take forty five
(Back to the movie)
(Cruella opens Roger's and Anita's door and slams it shut behind her)
(Jasper and Horace are soaking wet from the heavy rain and the street is still flooded with water. Horace holds the fabricless umbrella over Cruella as he is leading her to her car)
Jasper: Good evening
(Cruella kicks Horace in the penis and grabs the umbrella from him and shoves it in Jasper's crotch who was leading her to her car)
Cruella: Fuck, outta my way
(She gets in her car and slams her car door closed and she drives off in a jiffy. The back of her wheels throws the water at Jasper and Horace because she sped off so fast)