yes it is finally hear!!!!!!!!!! the ninth chapter of my pirate. and i apologize for any spelling, grammar, or any other errors. I'm currently looking for a beta reader, for my other chapters. and for this other story that I'm writing. but that in a one-shot. it should not interfere with my pirate. and if does, I'm sorry.

EPOV

"what the fuck do ye mean 'I can't be in my own quarters'" I yell at Carlisle, who happens to be coming out of my quarters after I asked him to make sure bell was in her time of month.

Yet he has the nerve to tell me that I have to sleep somewhere else for a week. Who does he think he is? He maybe the ship's doctor in all, but to give his captain orders was something I didn't expect.

"Captain, miss swan is the one who requested that she have her time alone. And I thought it was an ok idea." Carlisle says with a straight face.

Oh that woman is so going to pay. How dare she give orders to my crew asking to have her damn womanly issues alone? She maybe my whore but that does not give her the right to make demands!

"Did she say why she wanted to kick me out of my own quarters" I asked with what I think is a calm face.

Carlisle stares at me for a moment or two until he decides to say something.

"Captain she said nothing on why she wanted to be left alone. But I do have a theory if you wish to hear, captain" says as he walks away from a door that Bella was behind and motions me to follow him.

"Yes Carlisle I would love to know my whore is throwing me out of my own quarters" I shouted the question but not loud enough for a certain brown haired brown eyed woman to hear.

"She probably does want someone to take advantage of an emotional state. And captain I agreed with her" states Carlisle with a straight face, yet in his eyes I could glimpse of amusement.

I just stare at the man with my jaw slightly open. The only thing going through my mind was. I can't believe her! That wench somehow found out my plans! Oh I am so going to kill someone for this!

"Why the fuck would you agree to a woman" I yell at him with full force of my lungs not caring if she heard or not.

"Well, captain. That would be something would do to a woman, who lost the man she was going to marry turned her and her family into our whores. And the fact the woman is in her month and you want to fuck her like there is no tomorrow."

"There might not be a tomorrow with the way we live" I yell causing some of the crew to see what the fuck was going on.

"Captain, I know you haven't had the company of a woman in a while but that does not mean you can go into your quarters. And the fuck the girl who happens to be in her month, just so you can ease the ache in your pants" stated Carlisle before he turns and leaves me to question myself.

Yes it may be true that I haven't had the company of a woman in a while, yet that does not give him the right to tell something I already know.

The rest of the time I just stayed by the rail watching my crew, and yelling at them if they did something wrong.

They didn't care. They just had shit eaten grins on their faces. Maybe they had a pleasure only a woman could bring to a man.

After some of the light went down I went to go eat. I pass by my quarters knowing the evil wench was behind the door. I went down the hall into the dining hall. I took my place at the head and wait for the men to bring the food.

I didn't notice that Jasper was talking until he shook my arm a little.

"Yes Jasper"

"Captain I was asking if it was true?"

"If what is true?"

"That your whore threw you out of your quarters for the week?"

I look at him and mutter my answer. He stares at me before bursts into laughter. The few men that were in here turn to look at jasper before he tells them it was true. Then they all burst into laughter. When that woman month's is over she going to be surely punished for making sleep with these men, who will never let me live this down.

BPOV

I hope to god that captain Edward's crew never makes him live it down. Why would he try to use my emotional state just to cure the ache in his pants?

Well, I can't take credit for this. The genius behind it is Alice. After my meltdown with Captain no pants he went to talk with my sister.

She told him that I was going thru my womanly month and not to bother me for a week or so. Then she leaves only to hide behind the door, and listen to him.

After she found out what he was going to do, she ran to his quarters to inform me. Then Carlisle went to check on me a little while after Alice.

I then told Carlisle that during my womanly month that I would like to be left alone, and asked if he tell Captain no pants if he could leave me alone. Carlisle agreed that I should be left during this time.

After Carlisle I could hear him talking to no pants himself.

I couldn't help but put my ear to the door to hear his reaction.

"What the fuck do you mean 'I can't be in my quarters" he yells.

Wow, can these get any better?

I couldn't hear what Carlisle told him, but didn't go well with captain no pants. Of course I didn't catch what he was saying. I was too busy laughing to pay attention.

The next thing I know is they went down the hall somewhere, so I can't hear them talking. Until captain no pants started yelling. I couldn't hear what he was saying it was muffled by the walls.

And all I could do was nothing but laugh.

Well i hope u all are happy. please send my a review, i need to know if u love or hate. again i'm looking for a beta reader, so if u or if u know someone who likes the story and can't stand the errors in it. please let me know and i will be sending u future chapters. please and thank you. and i give u all to laugh and make fun of me at this point.