Dirge: Fwiky fwiky BOOM! I'ma Rappah!
Na, just kidding. I hate rap. Or most of it.
Well, 'girl talk ()' I've been trying to get all your songs in in the hour before my step-dad wakes up… Meow.
Sorry miss, but, since I had NO IDEA who wrote those songs you wanted for RaPR, I couldn't do them. Luckily, I knew who wrote this one, since I adore the band Bowling for Soup. Authors note at the end.
Disclaimer: I do not own Girl All The Bad Guys Want, cuz the awesome Bowling for Soup does. Nor do I own 'girl talk ()' because the only person I own on this site is me, because my slaves do not get internet access. Nor do I own Invader Zim, and I cry myself to sleep every night due to that. But, I DO own the Bellvorts, who are some type of alien angels, I guess.
GAZ, THE GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
8 o'clock on a Skool night and I'm waiting
To finally talk to a girl who is cool, but not as cool as ZIM!
Her name is Gaz she's a game addict with a skull necklaze
She wears a 2-way, but I'm not quite sure what that means
And when she walks, all the wind blows and the Bellvorts sing
But, she doesn't notice me
Cause she's watching TV
Creaming over Game Slave
Listening to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
It's like a bad movie; she's looking through me
if you were me than you'd be,
Screaming, "Irk take me," as I fail miserably,
Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want
She likes the Godsmack and I HATE earth music
Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their brother
She said she'd like to score some games and a bottle of soda
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
And when she walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing
But, she'll never notice me
Cause she's watching TV
Creaming over Game Slave
Listening to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
She likes them with a attitude
Gamecon season pass
Driving in a Trans Am
Does a mullet make a man?
There she goes again with striped leggings on
And her beautiful purple hair
She broke my heart I want to be sent back to Foodcourtia
All I wanted was to see her naked
Now I'm playing a Gameslave
Trying to be a tough guy
Listening to FILTHY HUMAN MUSIC
Turn tables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache and I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a Voot Cruiser and a Robot
Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
Dirge:Nice, if I DO say so myself.
As some of you may know, I am grounded. I will try to update another time this week, but that may be it for a while. I have the week off of Skool at the moment, but when it starts, it will be very hard to update at ALL. Why? AT LEAST A POUND OF HOMEWORK, DUH!
My Skool is very hard with LOTS of homework, so please do not kill me.
I want to say, READ THIS STORY: Double Chocolate Chip Cookie Delight by Sumi Strawberry. She's my BFF, and even thought she doesn't read my shit, I read hers because I am nice. Read all stories by InvaderZATR and the rest of my reviewers, because they're all cool stories.
Still taking requests, and if you tell me to advertise something, I will!
Email me at the email I give out to the public, . But not if you are a stalker. Title the email something like 'from ' or something or I will delete it as junkmail.
Black Kisses,
Dirge for the Dead