Ok, new chapter from me, sorry for the long wait.
Disclaimer: I don't own Weiss Kreuz, and it makes me sad that I don't!
Chapter 9
First and last school-day!
Aya had his first school-day in like forever.
"And don't bam-bam the teachers!" Farfarello said.
"No freezing stuff, no Tasmanian devil tricks, no bam-baming, got it!" Aya said.
"I just know I'll be hearing from your teachers…" Farfarello sighed.
"Hey, I can be a good boy. You're supposed to support me and believe in me!" Aya said offended.
"You can be a good boy, but you're not!" Schuldig said from the sofa.
"Can I freeze him?" Aya asked.
"When you get home, let's go!" Farfarello said.
"Hey, I heard that!" Schuldig yelled.
"This is Fujimiya Aya, he will be going to this school from today!" the teacher said, smiling like hell. Aya felt that he wanted to hit her or something, she was smiling too much, just like Omi, it couldn't be healthy.
He was shown to a desk and sat down, just waiting for the day to be over.
Five hours later Aya was ready to bam-bam someone, freeze them or whatever. He had forgotten how cruel kids could be, and he had forgotten how he used to get teased by other kids about his hair. This time it was his hair and his girly-name.
Aya tried to stay away but four boys kept following him and bullying him.
"Aya is a girl, Aya is a girl!" they teased.
Ok, that was it; someone was going to get bam-bam'ed. Aya knew he shouldn't bam-bam anyone, but Farfarello hadn't said anything about bam-bam something.
Quickly he lifted a huge stone-table with one hand and bam-bam'ed it into pieces.
One hour later Farfarello had to meet with the principal.
"Um… you son he's… quite strong…" the principal said.
"I guess so… what did he do?" Farfarello was afraid to ask.
"He lifted a stone-table that weighs nearly a ton… with one hand…" the principal said, still not quite believing what had happened.
"No… please tell me he didn't…" Farfarello groaned.
"Is this normal?"
"Yes… kind off. It's called bam-baming, he usually bam-bam his uncle for being an ass… Did something happen to piss him off or something? Because he doesn't do that unless he's really pissed at someone!" Farfarello said.
"Um… he may or may no have been teased about having a girly name…" the principal said.
"May or may not?" Farfarello growled angry.
"I'm sure your son is really cute and wonderful, but we can not have a super-strong child in this school. What if he hurts one of the students?" the principal said.
And so Aya's first day at school became his last, at least at that school.
"What are we going to do? He needs to go to school!" Farfarello said to Crawford.
"We can hire a private teacher" Crawford said.
"Yay, no more school!" Aya yelled.
"Yay, you're gonna wish you were going to school!" Crawford said.
"Huh? Why?" Aya asked.
"Because, Yohji and Schuldig are gonna be your teachers!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Schuldig and Yohji were the happiest two men on earth. It was time for the chibi to pay.
"So, let's see… English… you won't need that. No kiddo, you're gonna learn all about life, about how to pick up women, about…" Schuldig started.
"Schuldig, stick to the list I gave you or else!" Crawford said.
"Fine… you're no fun. Ok chibi. This is how we're gonna do it. I'm gonna give you a list of English words and a list of Japanese words. Each Japanese word belongs to an English word, so you're gonna find which word that match, got it?" Schuldig said.
"Yes… I think so!" Aya answered.
"Good, if you do good I can teach you German too!" Schuldig smiled.
Aya got the list of words and tried to remember what he had learned before he had gotten himself turned into a kid. He did his best and took his time doing it.
"Let's see how you did…" Schuldig went through the list.
Actually Aya had gotten everything right.
"No, no, it's all wrong. Do it again!" Schuldig said.
"Schuldig, I'm warning you!" Crawford said.
"Fine, so the chibi got it all right, happy day for the chibi!" Schuldig growled.
"Hey, uncle Schuldig? Could you teach me to speak German? I would love to learn that!" Aya gave Schuldig his best puppy-dog face.
"You want to learn German?" Schuldig asked al little surprised.
"Yes!"
And Schuldig melted, the child really looked interested and it would be great to have someone to talk to in his own language.
"Sure I'll teach you chibi!" Schuldig smiled.
Yohji was going to teach Aya math. Omi decided it was best that he supervised the whole thing, especially since Yohji really sucked in math.
It turned out that Aya never lost his knowledge in math. Just put a Yen-sign behind everything and the kid did great.
"Adult Aya or chibi Aya, he still have that love for money!" Yohji sighed.
Ken and Omi were also eager to help with Aya's education. It turned out that Ken was great at geographic and language, so he thought Aya that.
"It's always nice to know languages!" Ken said.
Schuldig thought Aya German and English, more than that and he lost interest.
Yohji thought math and literature, and how to score with babes.
Ken geography, Italian, Spanish, French and Russian.
Omi thought history, biology and chemistry.
Whatever was left that Crawford decided Aya needed to teach he hired someone to teach the child. Farfarello had training with Aya. Crawford and Farfarello kind of worked together on that one.
TBC
Sorry but it have to end here. In the next chapter someone is trying to take Aya away from his new family. R&R folks, you know I love that.