Chapter 10: The Dragon Battle

Jack Link saw the Dragona dn it was more cyberneticn and more deadly than rever bwefore it breathe fire and alsiers and than plasma it would take a miullion supermen to defeat this monster. But now Jack Link the new hero of Hyrule would have to take it on with his wits and skill and huge guns!

Jack Link looked the dragon in the eyes and he was not scared it was like a puppy to him. Jack Link was read to take on and kill all that stood in his way he was armed and dangeroused. The Dragon did not care ever he thinked that Jack Link was just a little boy playing at being a maned. While he cold use powerfull weepons, take drugs and achoul and sleep with beatifull women it was that did not make him a skilled guy person.

Jack Link was ready for the fight and sow was the dragon and it began. Rockets and lazers and guns were fired it was like a nulcear war, but not as big. Booms were happing all over the place. It made the other monsters scared of this battle. Jack Link fired shotgun but it was not enough. THe Dragon was bullet proof.

"Ha Ha Jack Link you think this make me injured but it does not I will now you power" and the dragon breathed fire plamsa and a laiser at Jack Link. Jack Link was quik and doge it but the blast made a crator in the ground. It was a large crator too. Jack Link then used the power sowrd and it did no damage.

So the Dragon shot red laizers all arounnd. Jack Link new he had to come up with a battle plan and soon. So he used rockets homing ones. THey hit the Dragon and no damage "Jack Link you fool I am of the fire temple and bombs are like fire you carnot hurt me with that or any other spolvies."

Jack Link THan used freeze thrower and it did not damage and evenw hen it was on full blast ultra mode therte was no damge. Jack Link was getting mad nothing seemd to work than Anook flew up around gicving ideas but the ideas were no good. So Jack Link traped her in a bottle and siad "shut up I'm trying to think". "

"Dam fairy having one make me look like a gay bo" Jack Link said in shame. "han the Dragon started lauthing at him "Ha look at the gay fairy boy why don't you go, clearly u r no manly enough to take me on. Go have a fairy picnic with you other parncing frairy fag friends" the Dragon luthed. "U wat, wat u saying bout me" Jack Link said in agner and mad.

"I said fairyboy go with your magical gay and prance sohere else" the Dragon mocked and than fired a lazier, fireball plasma, fire, plasma ball and Laizer canon attack stright at Jack Link. The attak blast hit and did major damage and knocked his sunglasss off in to the lava where they mleted.

The Dragon had done it now Jack Link was mad. Not only had the Dragon insulted him, hit him with a power attack doing alot of damage but it had destoryed his sunglasses and that Jack Link was the most pissed about. He threw of his shirt like a super sain and pulled out the ultra gun. This was sure to some damage. Than he locked the Dragon squre in the eyes and said "it on now".

Jack Link shot all other with his Ultra Gun and it was doing no damage the cybernetic dragon was not amused. Jack Link than hit it's weekspot and it did alot of damage. THe Dragon looked at Jack Link and said "I was just playing around now I am realy serious and you will dye." THan it charged and used every attack in the book. Jack Link used all the atacks on his gun too. They were hurting each over and doing the manager damage. THe power level of this fight was too intens.

THan Anook said from the bottle "stop hurting each other". THan Jack Link and the dark cyberneic Dragon locked at the bottle and both said "shut up". THan the Dragon shot the bottle with breath of plasma and the fairy Anook was free. "Their I have given you your fariy freind back to play fraiy tea time with" the Dragon said with a mocking grin. "You are a peice of shit" Jack Link siad grinning with angered. They are both angry!

The fighting was not stopping and it was raging. Both were doing damage and it was not going to stop any time soon. THe Battle went on for minutes, hours and days. IT was so cool that the greatest and richest directors like J,J Abrams and Micheal Bay would run out of money if they treid to shoot even a secound of it. Than more action happend.

The Dragon was working with full power and so was Jack Link. The Dragon was using Plasma attacks that vaporised, Fire attacks tthat burned, Laizer attacks that laziaed, ice attacks that froze, wind attakcs that blew, elteictx attack that were shocking, chocleate attacks that turned stuff into choclate like the land of choclate in the simpsons that the Dragon only leant cause he thinked it would be funny but it wasn't even Anook rooled at eeyes and this one and sayed "lame". Than there was the magic blast attaks and the raidation blasts.

JAck Link was usiong allt the modes on the ultra gun. It had over a thousnd diffrent modes and all were pretty cool but did mostley the same thing which was ultra damage with explosions. So it would be take too long to list them all. But there was some like a sniper mode and a laiser explosion and mega boom and ultra boom and tager lziaser ezpllsions. THere was ice fire and firese ultra mode. IT was all powerfull

The battle still raged. It was so epice so power and would impressive evan the universe and mulitvser it self. Yet nobody was winning it was a stale mate and nobody looked to come out as chapion. That was the problem. Now both were teird but not wating to give up.

Then Anook said "Jack Link I no his true weekspot"Jack Link luthed "What do you know about this guy? Fairy". "Alot shoot there" and than Anook flew to that spot and said here. "Can you ladys take this gosspip somhere else. I dont want to here about your fashion munitions." "I dont read that stuff and Im not a fairy" said Jack Link and shot the most powererfull ultra gun mode blast at the true week spot.

The Shot did final damage and the Cyber Dragon was defeated. It said in anger "I cant bleave this that pancer beat me. MAybe he is a true warrior but it was probally just luck. Now Gannon end this guy and make evil over the wrold and high rule. THan the dragon exploded".

"Wow thanks maybe yor not so useless afterall" Jack Link said to Anook "Now lets go I need a beer, and some other things" they left and Eponia was outside. She had came back after being scared away and was now boared cause all the battles had taken so long. So he got on and rode into town.

All the Villager were there and they cheer and threw they're hats into the the air and danced and sang with joy. "Your town is now free form evil" Jack Link said and everbody had a party. With dancing and singing and dinking. Jack Link met the hottest woman in the town and they had sex. She was one of them country girls and new lots of ways of having great sex. She also had an amzing body. They sexed all of the night after the patry and Jack Link left.

For the next stop but where could that be he did not know. Jack Link was rode into the planes for several days and to reach one the bases. THen he got a message to meet Sentina and the King in secrate base. THey told that the from the intel that Sentina had gavered Jack Link next stop was the Zora Kingdom. As the Zora King need his help to fight Gannon.

Than Jack Link and Sentina cought up. SHe had slept with alot of pepole on her mission too it was ok cause they are free lovers. "You are such a rouge" Sentia told Jack Link in a joke. Than they had go back to action packed missions of advention and action.

Jack Link rode of to go ride fast to Zorro's Domain like a man and felt like a real badass action hero cause he is one.

To Be Countued