M-Lord: (Walks into the studio)
Midna3452: M-Lord! (runs up to him excitedly) Guess what?
M-Lord: Umm…What?
Link: The Prince said that this is the Last Summer Special!
M-Lord: SHAWEET.
Midna3452: I can't wait to see what it is!
The Prince: (walks into the room, looking terrified)
Everyone Else: Oh god, IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE! (Go crazy and start killing each other)
The Prince: STOP!
Everyone Else: (stop what they're doing)
The Prince: What is wrong with you people?
Link: Well…you look scared…you're never scared.
The Prince: Oh shut up, even I know fear…like Justin Bieber… (Shudders)
Other Hosts: …Ooooookaaaaaayyy?
The Prince: (clears throat and pulls down a microphone) Ladies and Gentlemen! Now Introducing the ONLY Mortal who has been able to terrify me! In addition, is the one that inspired me to make this fic! …Blinded Priestess!
Zelda Cast: (eyes get as big as plates) NO! NOT HER! ANYTHING BUT HER! (All break down sobbing)
BP (a.k.a Blinded Priestess): (flys down to the ground on a Black Dragon) Hi! (Turns to the Dragon) Thanks, Rianix!
Rianix: (Roars then flys away)
BP: I LOVE that Dragon.
The Prince: Yeah, whatever… anyway-
Link: (runs up to Twilight holding a cross) Be gone, Sadistic spawn of Satan! ! !
BP: (shoots his head off with a laser chainsaw) Take that! (laughs like amaniac)
M-Lord: (glaring at Twilight)
Midna3452: M-Lord? What's wrong?
M-Lord: She blew my head off with a gun when I made a dare to "Ask the Zelda Crew" !
BP: Hell yeah I did!
M-Lord: (continues glaring)
The Prince: (clears throat) Yes, well…can we just get on with this?
M-Lord: (sighs) Sure whatever…
Midna3452: Alright! Our first review is from-
BP: (punches Midna3452 in da face!) I wanna say it! This review is from JustCallMeLilly
Questions:
Link: What does it feel like to be healed by a fairy, and what do all the potions taste like?
Zelda: What matters most to you?
Ruto: Why do you like Link?
Dares:
Ruto: Lock yourself on Death Mountain Crater for two days with only a cup of water.
Link: I like you, your the best character ever, so you get three wishes.(none of the wishes can be wishing for more wishes)
Midna: Whack yourself in the head with a large hammer for four hours.
Bye!
Link: It feels like being run over by a Unicorn! Potions taste like Unicorn piss!
M-Lord: Are you obsessed with unicorns or somethin'?
Link: UNICORNS! ! !
BP: UNICORNS! ! !
Twilight and Link started screaming about how awesome unicorns are.
Everyone except BP and Link: O_O'
BP and Link: UNICORNS! ! !
Toon Link: But…I don't like Unicowns…
The Prince: …Okay…Zelda, What matters to you most.
Zelda: Staying alive in this HELL HOUSE!
Toon Zelda: STAYING PWETTY!
The Prince: (shoots Zelda in the head) You just lost what matters to you most. (revives Zelda)
Ruto: Whats not to like about Link? He is strong, brave, courage, smart…
Link: (Trying to shove the Master Sword in a toaster)
Ruto: Okay, maybe not smart…But he IS everything else I said! I'm gonna go to Death Mountain to think about LIIIIIIIINK! (grabs a glass of water locks herself in Death Mountain Crater)
Midna: It is Hammer time! (starts hitting herself on the head)
4 Hours later…
Midna: (dead)
The Prince: (revives Midna) Alright! Next dare is from Midna3452
Ah, this story never fails to make me laugh! AW, TOON LINK AND ZELDA ARE THERE! *glomps them again, especially Toon Link* YAY! SO . . . FRICKIN' . . . CUUUUUTE! :D Oh, and I'm glad I was able to pwn you guys (M-Lord and The Prince) in a dance contest! MUHAHAHA! Anyway, I do have a few dares this time:
Link: Give Toon Link a piggy-back ride (because it would be adorable!). Oh, and you have to listen to and follow all of his demands for a whole day, no matter how ridiculous they may be. Sorry, dog boy! ;P
Midna: Um . . . you're cool just as you are. Oh, just make sure you give Zelda, Ilia, Malon, Saria, and all the other girls who think they deserve Link more than you a kick in the behind for me, 'kay?
Zelda: Get a huge wad of gum stuck in your hair, so much so that you have to cut it off. Let's see how you deal without your long hair! MUHAHAHA!
Zant: Hey, I haven't dared you to do anything yet! So, this is my request (or really, my order): Do the Chicken Dance. Now.
Well, that's all I have for the moment. But mark my words . . . I WILL BE BACK!
Toons: Thank you, Miss! (run up and Glomp Midna3452)
Midna3452: You're welcome! (Glomps them back
The Prince: I'm still pissed off about losing the dance contest…
Link: Come on Little bro! (turns into A wolf)
Toon Link: (jumps onto Wolf Link's back) ONWAWD!
Wolf Link: (runs around with Toon Link on his back) Yyyyyeeeeaaaaahhh!
Midna I'll be sure to do that! (starts kicking the other girls)
Danzik: Did everyone forget I was here?
Navi: And me?
The Prince: Pretty much. Sorry, Danzik. Not sorry, Nazi.
Navi: MY NAME IS NAVI!
The Prince: Not in my book!
Danzik: I'm guessing no one here has read the story, right.
The Prince: I actually WROTE, the Story.
M-Lord: I've read it.
Midna3452: Me too.
Danzik: (looks at the Prince) You REALLY need to update that Story!
The Prince: Well I have this story too! In addition, 2 other stories! Moreover, I have a ton of Beta Story Projects I'm working on!
M-Lord: Damn, you're busy.
Zelda: (walks into the room, completely bald)
The Prince: What happened to you?
Zelda: You already f(beep)ing know what happened.
M-Lord: Gum?
Zelda: Yea.
Zant (runs into the room wearing nothing but a thong) TIME FOR THE CHICKEN DANCE! ! ! (starts doing the chicken dance.)
Everyone else: (trying to rip their eyes out)
BP: Riiiaaaaaannnniiiiiix!
Rianix: (flys down and eats Zant alive) (flys away)
The Prince THANK GOD FOR THAT DRAGON! ! !
BP: Next Review! It's fromgodly345.
Godly345- Time for suffering and death (BEEP)s!
Illa- RUN!(gets sucked into pit with Tails Doll)
Authors: Be locked in a room with Navi for 12 years and you can't do anything to her. Anyone who fails gets their powers and weapons taken away and thrown to the Tails Doll.
Midna: Don't worry no torture for you. Today you get to marry Link. So proud of you older half sister.
Link: YOU BETTER NOT DO ANYTHING TO HURT MIDNA OR ELSE YOUR HEART WILL BE RIPPED OUT STUFFED DOWN YOUR THROUT AND HEAD GETS CHAINSAW LASER TREATMENT!
Zelda: I can see your jelousy spewing like a volcano. It says in your dairy page 65 how madly in love you are with Link. Read it out loud The Prince. And lucky for you that some cultures say guys can have more than one wife so it's all up to Midna to deside.
Zant and Ganondork: EAT BOOT!(smashes both of their heads with boots)
Illa: No need for any dares to be done since the Tails Doll was it.
Godly345- Well good luck with the Tails Doll when he gets Illa's soul and comes out of the pit.(poofs Midna and Link to their heonymoon and then fades to dark ness)
The Prince: uff, man I'm kinda tired.
M-Lord: was a long chapter to write, wasn't it?
The Prince: yeh, kinda, not to mention I had a lot of fun in this summer vacation.
Midna3452: you still have some more vacation, right? I mean, its not over yet.
The Prince: Yep.
Zelda cast: (beep) we knew it could not last longer.
The Prince: indeed, now, let us start with the reviews.
Zelda cast: (sigh)
The Prince: Don't you dare to boss me around like that in my own realm!
Godly345: (appears form nowhere) whatever (locks them with Navi inside) (disappears).
Midna3452: I don't like this a bit.
M-Lord: me neither.
The Prince: well, as long we Navi don't sho- (gets interrupted)
Navi: HEY! So, I heard we're gonna spend twelve years together in this room, is it true?
The Prince: oh, (beep)!. But, hmm, yes...looks like.
Navi: and you CAN'T do anything to me without losing your weapons and powers, right?
M-Lord: yea...
Navi: :)
Midna3452: Navi, I know you want to bug the hell out of us sooo bad, but don't you feel like doing something else? We could play poker if you want.
The Prince: Ses, it sounds like a nice idea to me, what do you say Navi?
Navi: ...
The Prince: so? Everything good? no bugging us to death the time?
Navi: Goddesses, I'm gonna love this...
M-Lord: oh, sh(beep)!
Midna3452: quick! get away!
M-Lord: (tries to open the gate) (beep) this! I don't like to be locked in a room with that mother(beep)ing fairy from hell.
The Prince: I(shuts his eyes trying to get ready for the incoming onslaught of annoyance)... guess we'll have to put up with this...
Midna3452 and M-Lord: have you gone insane?
The Prince: Insanity is my natural state.
Navi:HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!
M-Lord: (trying not to LISTEN to Navi's shrieks)we know, but , putting up with Navi? Dude, that's worse than insane.
The Prince: (sighs) we don't seem to have any other choice anyway.
Midna3452: fine...
M-Lord: uff...
Navi:HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!
(She kept squeaking like that during... nobody knows how long)
Midna: (reads review, then blushes)r- really? can I really marry him?
Link: marry who?
Midna:(stutters)ehm...you... (looks away and places her hand on her cheek, blushing) I can't believe someone is daring me to do this!
Link: What are you talking about?
Midna: (shows him review)
Link: (eyes widened) Holy goddesses of Hyrule!
Midna: So? (dangerously floats up to him) wWhat do you think?
Link: ehm... look, Midna, I don't wanna screw this up and I don't want to hurt your feelings whatsoever, but, I guess this particular review seems to be quite... ehmm...
Midna: (puts her hands together)but you want to, right?
Link: erhh... I guess so, I just...( gets cut off)
Midna: (hugging him tightly)I'm so, so happy right now!
Link: (muttering) well I didn't want to say no... not with such amount of threats.
At Navi's room of torture...
M-Lord: (ears bleeding, peering through the keyhole)OMG!
Navi: HEY! What?
The Prince and Midna3452:(ears bleeding) It better be good.
M-Lord: Midna is going to marry Link!
Midna3452: well, that's good news, we should congratulate them once we get out of here.
Navi: until then...( resumes her torture)
The hosts: holy (beep)!
Navi: (bugging the hell out of the hosts)
The hosts: (on the floor squirming, ears covered) AAAARGH!
Back to outside Navi's room of torture...
Fangirls (including Ruto and Saria): NOOOOOOES! Linky!
Midna: back off! he's mine!
Link:Uhmm... sorry ladies, she's right.. I guess.
Fangirls: T.T no!
Midna:hmpf!let's get out of here
Link: what?
At Navi's torture room...
The Prince: well, maybe reading this will cheer us up a little bit.
Navi: LOOK! what is it?
Midna3452: I don't like this dare, at all.
M-Lord: me neither.
The Prince: well, I got a copy of Zelda's diary, and page 64 says she's MADLY in love with Link
M-Lord: ha! I knew she hid that!
Navi: (flies up to M-Lord ear) LISTEN!
M-Lord: (twitching) Navi... right now I hate your shrieks soooooo much!(balls his fist)
Navi: ah ah ah!(pulls out review) No doing anything to me, remember?
Outside Navi's room of torture...
Zelda: no, Midna wait!
Midna: huh?
Zelda: can you share him?
Midna: (narrow her eyes at Zelda) NO FRIGGING WAY! HE'S ALL MINE!
Zelda: (jealous)but...(sobbing angrily)I lo-(balling her fists) I love him too!
Link:...(in awkward silence)
Zelda: every frigging game is named after me! He's supposed to marry ME!
Midna: I don't think so, heh.
Zelda: you (beep)
Midna: so long, losers!(warps herself and Link to her wedding, then to their honeymoon).
Zelda and fangirls: WHY!(sobbing and slamming the ground)
Random News dude: today is a sad day for Link's fangirl, for Link is getting married with Midna, the Twilight Princess. That was against many peoples' belif of Link and Princess Zelda getting married. We fear this may
cause a spike of suicides by Link Fangirls and LinkxZelda fans everywhere. NOW FOR THE WEATHER!
Zelda:(sobbing)(beep) this! (Opens her diary and begins to write) dear diary, this is the worst day of my whole life...
Fangirls: (doing the same)
You: (watching the realm's news)well, sorry for Zelda, but great for Midna!
Zant and Ganon: (show up from nowhere) yo, yo why is everyone so sad?
Zelda: screw you guys! I don't feel in a good mood.
Zant: well, then-(boot smashes his head) auch (rubbing his head)
Ganon:what the f-(also gets hit by a boot)!
Godly345:(shows up from nowhere) EAT THOSE BOOTS!
Zant and Ganon: or else?
Godly345: (pulls out AK-47) I'll kick both of your butts.
Zant and Ganon: 'kaaaay... (eating boots)ewwww!
Godly345: :), that's better (fades to darkness)
Ilia:(in the pit with Tails Doll) (beep) this! Why everyone hates me so much! (Tails Doll gets her soul)
Tails Doll:(gets out of the pit)
Zant:(eating boot)oh (beep), now what?
Ganon: Nothing good bud.
(A very terrible scene takes place here, so it's not gonna be written, because it's deemed too much for a T rated fic).
Once more, back at Navi's torture room...
The hosts: (on the floor, trying to put up with Navi)So, how long are we supposed to stay here?
Navi:LISTEN! you're supposed to stay here with me for twelve years! HEY!
Midna3452:(sigh) well, I guess it's gonna be 'til next chappie.
The Prince:(shouts) ARRRGH! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! (pulls out his royal sword).
Navi:(giggles)HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!WATCH OUT!HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!WATCH OUT!HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!WATCH OUT!
The Prince:(charges towards Navi) Die you (beep)ing bug from hell!
M-Lord:(intercepts the Prince with his sword) Stop, dude!
The Prince: M-Lord, get out of my (beep)ing way!
Navi: (smiling)
M-Lord: Dude, I know it's a lot to ask, but you'll have to put up with her! Otherwise you're powers and weapons will be taken away!
The Prince: But, she is sooooooo annoying!
Midna3452: We know, however, without our powers and weapons, we won't be able to punish her later.
M-Lord: Well said, Midna3452.
The Prince:(calms down) fine, but once we get the (beep) out of here, that frigging fairy is gonna pay!
Navi: 'til then (grins) be nice to me.
The Prince:(growling)
M-Lord: well, twelve years, huh? Who's up for some fanfic writing?
The rest in that room: me!
Everyone but Navi, in that room: O.o
Navi: What?
Midna3452: you actually write fanfics?
Navi: well, of course, I can write fics you know.
The Prince: right...
Navi: but first (takes in deep breath)
M-Lord:... I wish I was deaf right now
The Prince and Midna3452: same here
Navi:HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!WATCH OUT!HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!WATCH OUT!HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!WATCH OUT!
The Prince:Until next(Navi shrieks louder) chapter!
M-Lord: send in more reviews! We hope you enjoyed this years Summer Special!(Navi pulls out a karaoke microphone, then she begins to "sing")
Navi:("singing"?)HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!WATCH OUT!HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!WATCH OUT!HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!WATCH OUT!HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!WATCH OUT! (dancing as well)
M-Lord: Why Nintendo! Why did you have to create such an annoying character?
Navi:(shrieking or "singing")HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!WATCH OUT!HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!WATCH OUT!HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!WATCH OUT! I love this dare so much!
The hosts: ... twelve years...d'oh, our ears won't be the same.