"Alright give me your mo-" Saitama promptly slapped the man, who was trying to mug him, unconscious.

Seriously that's like the fifth person who's tried to mug him, can't they just get their own jobs? He was just trying to get home.

Right he should be close by now, he recognized that manga shop. Without looking he slapped another guy that was about to come out of the alleyway to mug him.

Now mugging is a serious crime yes, but Saitama doesn't care about these muggers. He may be interested if there was rewards, but nothing of the sort were around.

It didn't take long for him to be back in his apartment.

"I'm home."

He honestly didn't expect Kali to rush up and hug him. Did she miss him or something? He gave a small pat on her head, one of which she happily embraced.

He turned his head and saw Smith just patiently crossing her arms with a smile on her face. He turned to face Iara, but she just turned away in some sort of embarrassment.

"Alright Saitama two things. One I brought some supplies for your 'experimental class.'" Smith simply presented a teacher's uniform… just a black suit with a blue tie.

A quick thought flashed into Saitama's mind. Should he go serious while teaching or just try to teach regularly? Serious Series: Serious Teaching….. Nah. Too much of a hassle.

"Two….. I think I forgot what two was." Smith put a finger to her chin trying to remember what the evasive number two was. "Not sure, but I think two was…. Ah. Two, your classroom will be held in a rather unorthodox way. Granted it is unorthodox to have both Liminal and Human students. Anyway, it won't be held at an actual school, but rather a one story building built on the outskirts of town remodeled to host 'classes.'" She ended that with air quotes and sarcasm

"So what will I teach?" Saitama either ignored or didn't notice the sarcasm in Smith's voice.

"Quite literally anything you want. It can be about history, math, just physical education, hell it can even be about how fish swim. The government or the exchange doesn't really care about it. In their words, "It'll never work out."

"That's the kind of attitude is the reason why current and future generations are going to get less and less educated." Saitama pointed out.

Smith nodded in agreement, "You'll be teaching for at least three hours, again this is unorthodox."

Saitama nodded.

"So what do you think you'll want to teach? You don't have to do it right now, but it is good to have something in mind. If you do actually teach how fish swim… I may back that up one hundred percent." A slight chuckle escaped from her mouth. If it's a waste of time why not prove it?

Maybe Saitama should've thought this through a little more, instead of jumping the gun and wanting to teach. He can't teach math as he isn't a genius on that level. He can't teach history because he's bad at history. He can't teach science…. he just doesn't want to teach it.

What can he teach?! Maybe…. No he's still not smart enough for that. Cooking…...Nope! It has to be something he's familiar with…. Something that just comes to him naturally… something that a certain cyborg wanted him to teach him.

Saitama had a sudden idea and pulled a pen and paper out of…. Who knows where? He wrote down what he was going to teach and gave it to Smith.

She gave a quick second to read it and raised an eyebrow, "Eh?"

She turned the slip of paper to face Saitama. On it was written…

Psychology of being a hero.

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Once again created on the spot so that's why this is shorter than the usual 1,000 words.

I'm still a bit surprised that people say I do Saitama well.

…. Eh here have an Omake.

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The building was locked down, there were hostages laying down on the ground, a gang of Orcs were holding them up, the police were just outside, but neither side did anything. The police didn't want the hostages killed and they couldn't do anything as they were just humans.

The Orc leader was holding a megaphone and shouting at the police, "We demand that Orcs be present in more material! Maybe some money too, make it worthwhile."

"Dammit! What are we supposed to do?" A police officer yelled.

"Don't worry M.O.N will try to take care of it." Smith told the officer.

Inside the building some hostages were crying as they didn't know if they were going to live or die by the hands of these Orcs.

Just then a flush was heard along with some running water. The door quickly opened to reveal Saitama.

"Thanks for letting me use your bathroom." He calmly told the shopkeeper on the ground. Saitama gave a quick look around, "So what's going on?"

Every Orc was aiming guns at him. "Get down on the ground like the rest of them!"

Saitama calmly looked between the hostages and the Orcs and gave a sigh.

Outside the building the windows were immediately stained with blood.

"What the hell!? Everyone get in there! Doesn't matter if you're breaking the law, they're killing hostages!"

Every single police officer barged into the building with their weapons ready.

"Freeee-eeeeze?"

Inside the building all they saw were the remains of the Orcs and Saitama standing there covered in blood, the hostages were covered in blood as well, but they wore some terrified expressions.

"Hello." Saitama shook some of the Orcs' brains off his hand.

Ending 1

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Saitama calmly walked out of the building, surprising the police and everyone else.

"What the hell? Get back here!"

The hostages started murmuring to each other.

"He just walked out."

"Maybe we should follow?"

"Yeah, that's sounds about right."

At the same time the hostages all got up and followed Saitama's lead and calmly walked out of the criminal Orc filled building.

"HEY! GET BACK HERE!"

No one was listening as every single hostage got out of building.

Later on a newspaper was made about it.

Worst Hostage Situation Ever: Local bald man walks out of hostage situation, everyone else follows suit.

Ending two.

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Sorry for the bad quality chapter, but I'm pretty sure none of you expect high quality from this to begin with.