Rock 'n' roll was requested by irresistiblecookie.
Rock 'n' Roll vs Boy Bands
Greetings, everyone who is a Doofian! That's the name I'm giving my minions. You know, Doof, minion, put them together, and you get Doofian! Anyway, today I thought I'd do something a little different. I'm going to analyze two types of music and see which one is worse.
First up is rock 'n' roll. I just want to point out the spelling, real quick. Rock 'n' roll? Why is there an N? Why not 'and?' Rock and roll makes much more sense to me. Moving right along, let's get to the analysis of the music, itself. Rock 'n' roll - commonly referred to as 'rock' - is often loud, and there's usually a lot of incoherent screaming. I don't know what my daughter sees in this music. I mean, how can she pick out the lyrics through all the screaming? Or, am I thinking of screamo? Eh, whatever.
Our second type of music is boy bands. I know that's not technically a genre, but I think it should be. I mean, it's grown in popularity. It really has. The thing about boy bands is that you can understand the lyrics. However, in some cases, you don't want to understand the lyrics. I've heard boy band songs that were all lovey and dovey and what-not. Fortunately, not all boy band songs are like this, but there is a reason that TV shows are constantly making fun of boy bands. There actually an episode of Gravity Falls that featured a boy band that was - I'm not making this up - grown from pods. Oh, that was a good episode!
So, which music is worse? Hm... I'm gonna call it a tie. I know some of you may like one or both of these genres, but they're just not my cup of tea, so to speak. I prefer show tunes and jazz and that PFT song, Gitchee Gitchee Goo. It's quite catchy.