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Thanks again for the kind reviews. Someone asked me not long ago so it bears repeating; I do take requests. So if you have any ideas of who should appear on the "show" next, you can PM me and probably see it happen. Why, just take this chapter for example; it was a line-up provided by IamSuperVegito.

THIS… IS… JEOPARDY!

"Welcome to Jeopardy, I'm I.P. Freely, the writer of 'The Yellow River.' Today's guests are…"

"Dr. Gero," the doctor introduced himself, "and if that last name pun made you cringe, hold on to your hats; they're about to get a whole lot worse."

"Wah wah," Justin mock-cried. "Go cry to your dad's dick forever, noob. Up next, we have a creation of Dr. Gero's! Say hello to Android 16, recently rebuilt and ready for trivias!"

No one said hello to Android 16. He responded with his own hello anyway. "Hello," he said.

"And up third, we have yet another brainchild of Dr. Gero, not to mention a former co-worker of mine who has… well, lately been up to no good. Give a warm howdy-do to Cell!"

"Yo," Cell said simply.

"Yeah, yo daddy, the man standing not far to your right. Without further a-don't, let's look at the categories."

GUESS THAT PLANET

MOMENTS THAT MAKE YOU GO "D'AWW…"

KAI TRIVIA

FACES OF BUU

NAMEKIAN BIOLOGY

POTENT POTABLES

"Dr. Gero, if you would…" Justin didn't feel the need to conclude his sentence.

"I'll have 'Namekian Biology' for $100."

As long as this particular body part is intact, a Namekian can regenerate himself.

BZZ! "Cell!"

"What is the head?" Cell drawled with boredom.

"That's correct. Now you have control of the board."

"Namekian Biology for $500."

"Whoa! You're getting right down to it, aren't you-"

"Oh, don't be ridiculous. You and I both know I have Piccolo's cells. Unless there's something he doesn't know, which I doubt, I can't lose with this category. You've practically handed me the game."

"Don't forget, Cell, I created you; I know just as much about the Namek as you do."

Cell sneered at his creator. "Yes, but you can never hope to press the buzzer faster than me. And lest you think I'm going to give you any chunk of my money out of sympathy for you losing your winning streak, I will belay that fear right now."

"How pitiful, to think my creation can best his creator at a game of wits. You will soon pay for your insolence."

"You won't even be able to pay for your insolence, good Doctor; I'll have the money."

Justin snapped. "Shut up, you idiots! Didn't you get all of that smug gloating out of your systems during the actual show?"

"We're waiting for you to show the question," 16 stated calmly, the only way in which he could state something.

"…Right, sorry, I was distracted by righteous indignation."

A blissful form of love that Namekians are not familiar with.

BZZ! "Yes, Cell?"

"What is the love of a woman?"

"Well… yeah, I guess we can take that. We were looking for 'romantic love', but I think your answer's close enough."

Dr. Gero butted right the fuck in. "Are you suggesting that men cannot feel romantic love toward one another? Are… are you some kind of homophobe, Justin?"

"Oh, hell no, I am not being called a bigot by a fucking killer android-creator. Not again. That is not what I meant and you know it."

"Oh, really. Well, how would you feel if I told you that Android 16 and I were eloping right now?"

"Not nearly as creeped out as me, I bet," 16 added blankly.

"I wouldn't care, as long as 16 consents, which he clearly does not."

"Damn it, 16, help me out here! I created you!"

Once again, 16's response came in a blissfully unaffected monotone: "So, by your logic, if you have a child you are allowed to marry it because you helped in creating it. Is that right?"

Dr. Gero was horrified by his creation's rebellions. Cell decided to take part as well.

"You know, doctor, I find it interesting that you didn't use me in your analogy, but 16 instead," Cell threw in his two cents, "Are you making a statement on your taste in men?"

Dr. Gero seethed. "You both dare to humiliate me like this? Fine! You can both wallow in your beloved host friend's homophobia while I pick a category!"

"Oh, no, you don't," scolded Justin. "It's Cell's turn. Cell, if you would please."

"Namekian Biology for $400."

Dr. Gero began to stew in his own thoughts, which sounds disgusting until you realize most of his thoughts are about fucking Android 18. Then it's REALLY disgusting. "Picking the same category for the biggest cash amounts so that, if we get to the next categories, he won't have to worry about guessing at them because he already has a lot of money? I don't know whether to be angry or proud of him…"

The most sensitive sense on a Namekian.

BZZ! "Cell!"

"The answer is hearing," Cell yawned as he inspected his fingernails.

"I'm sorry, you didn't phrase that in the form of a question, so you not only lose $400 but you also lose an extra $100 for failing to form your answer properly."

"WHAT?" Cell screamed, biting back the urge to hammer his fist through the podium, "that is not fair at all! I was right!"

BZZ! "Dr. Gero!"

"What is hearing?" Dr. Gero grinned. "Enjoy how my ass feels on your face, Cell?"

"This isn't over," the bio-android growled back.

DING! "That's the sound for Final Jeopardy! I'm sorry, Android 16, but I have to ask you to leave for this part. You don't have any money."

16 nodded and turned to leave. "Thank you. It was fun."

"Mmmhmm! And our category…"

MINOR CHARACTERS

"You may begin betting."

…

"Betting over. Now, the decisive moment; answering the question."

This shapeshifting character can only stay shifted for five minutes.

"You may begin answering."

…

"Let's see what you wrote, starting with Cell. You wagered…"

$99

"And your answer…"

"Who is Oolong?"

"You are correct! You now have $199! And as for you, Dr. Gero, you wagered…"

$100

"And you guessed…"

"I don't know the answer."

"Well, you forgot to phrase that in the form of a question, so I couldn't give you points even if it were correct. Unfortunately… sigh you still have more money than Cell, so I have no choice but to once again declare you the winner. Even though Cell answered so many more questions right than you did."

Cell scoffed. "What utter bullshit your show is. I should have killed you when I had the chance…"

THE END