Chapter 10
Haruhi was happily hanging sheets on a clothes line with the help of orihime and yoruichi they came along with all of the other soul reapers and wizards and visards as well the arrancar, while hermione was made to sit back and relax With the other was with them.
"At first I was a little fearful about not telling everyone at the host club about my plans for the summer but it's not like they have the free time to keep little tabs on me anyway right?" thought Haruhi
hermione smiled to see her cousin looking happy. she just leaned back in her seat and sipped on her drink they never get s chance to do things like since their battles in all. plsu some of them where planning to come to ouron to just past the time.
"This place is so peaceful and tranquil the perfect island get away for a girl to catch up on her studies 'It's going to be great!'' thought Haruhi
Haruhi looked up to the sky so did the others as well they enjoyed the fresh air of this place. yumichika and ikkaku and kenpachi scowled until they head something that was going to mess up the whole trip for them all.
"Haruhi! Despair not! Daddy's come to save you!" cried Tamaki
hermione and all the others had a dead panned look on their faces. when they saw the blonde moron they sighed and knew peace and quite went out the window for them all first trip in a long time and they just swoop in to take the peace and quite away.
Meanwhile a hour later
They all went inside after he host club took their bags so they would be able to grab a room well what ever was left with all the guest who was staying there along withthe others,
"Oh my! What beautiful strapping young men you all are! These beauties must be friends with Haruhi!" chirped Misuzu
"Another fluttering tranny?' thought Tamaki
"Why don't you call me Misuzu?" askedMisuzu
The host club wondered if this guy was a freind of Ranka's since he was a tranny as well. Haruhi grumbled to herself and laid her head on the shoulder of yoruichi looked up her aunt by blood adoptions.
"He's an old friend of Ranka's they use to work together at the same shop years ago" said Kyoya
"Well naturally you would know" grumbled Tamaki angrily.
"Kill me" cried Haruhi
rangiku and yumichika patted her back to tell her they where annoyed as well. if they where to be burned alive and die it would be right now since they had to deal with these pain in the asses. sadly ichigo wanted to take a trip back to hell instead of being here now.,
"I went to business for myself and believe you me running this little pension is like living in a fairy tale!" chirped Misuzut wirling around
"hermione!" chirped Hunny
hermione blinked at all of the host members confusingly as if why she was there. they only thought here cousin was only there and the others so the. Again it was only natural that she was there with everyone else, she thought they would have left by now. but it seemed they where going to be staying.
"hermione my beloved princess, you are okay!" chirped Tamaki
Tamaki rushed over to her with a bright smile. yumichika and ikkaku and wondered if this guy was for real. And sometimes they wondered if they should ask ryuukin to give him drugs so he would mellow out.
"I left you a message that I and my cousin along with a few others was coming here. Don't tell me you forgot to check them." grumbled hermione
grimmjow patted her Kitten back knowing how she felt with these people around. lucky She was in a good mood and won't make the poor guy piss himself from fear. But then again kenpachi and ikkaku was in the same boat,
"So is Haru-Chan and a few othere are your indentured servants?" chirped Hunny
ukitake patted the boy's head He was just to adorable, but he spotted yachiru and blushed deeply, it seemed that some of the others are gonna be going to ouron and was able to wear the boys uniform for the females with black mail,
"They are more like unpaid employees this is also Ranka's preferred method of keeping taps on his daughter when he's working and hermione and the others was sent here to keep a better watch too." said Kyoya
ryuuken glared at the one with glasses he was the one who keeps crashing his computers, serves him right seeking information on people that he had no right to be searching for nosy little bastard but then again he was the same way.
"What? How do you know all this stuff?" asked Tamaki
"because he is a hacker and can't keep his nose out of anyone business," said ryuuken
Everyone turned to see one of the ryuuken standing there looking like he was about to kill the host club for bothering their peace and quite. While he had his arm around his girlfriends waist he never knew he would be destened for a soul reaper until he met momo.
Take my daughter under your wing he says. but hermione was the one who told to relax but the others. He practically begged me and since I still can't afford the expensive hired help it works out for everyone! the others was even a bonus when I found out, they are model employees it's a shame I can't pay them anything And what do you all think of this cute little apron they all are wearing I made them myself!" chirped Misuzu
hermione only shrugged and went back to her already had a job a captain of the 0 devison. While the others wondered where they were going to be staying since they had only one room left in this place, they just too, the remaining ones along with they guest,
"You are quite the exquisite seamstress!" said Tamaki
Tamaki along Hikaru, Kaoru, Hunny, and Mori gave the apron thumbs down. Then the host club went outside to talk to see what they where going to do while they where here.
"A job huh? You turned down our invite to Bali for this?" asked Hikaru
"And we even asked her to go to Switzerland with us didn't we?"asked Hunny
"We did" said Mori
"But I still don't have a passport remember?" asked Haruhi
hermione and the others coughed into their hands since they did have a passport on Haruhi and Ranka. it seemed that Kyoya did as well in which pissed them off to no ends.
"Which is why suggested one of our domestic resorts at a discount no less Why are you here hermione?" asked Kyoya
hermione arched a brow as did the others wondered if this guy was trying to be a jack ass. byakyua glared at the one named Kyoya who have ryuuken crashed his computer as something for fun for them.
"I was told to watch over my cousin while she was here, and the others just came along to have a relaxing trip with me." said hermione
Tamaki paled now knew who the one who was glaring at him,. kenpachi seemed to be glaring at along with ikkaku and yumichika, he gulped in fear at them he knew what they were known of when it came down to when they find someone who they want to fight.
"You're such traitors asking Haruhi to go on a summer vacation behind my back? Have you no feeling of loyalty of any solidarity. Togetherness is our guiding principle and I work myself to the bone trying to uphold that" cried Tamaki
jin and grimmjow eye brow twitched in annoyance at the way the reincarnation of diamond was acting, they just wanted to knock him out for the annoyance that he was being right now. but then again they have to get used to him.
"Yeah, we just don't listen." said hermione
Tamaki , whatever planet you're on please come home. Speaking of which, why are you even here? I'm going to see you guys every day when the new term starts. Don't I have the right to spend my summer vacation the way I want too?" asked Haruhi
hermione and the others looked over to the host club and hoped they would leave so they would be able to have some sort of peace and quite. but they all knew their luck when it came down to people like this.
"Yeah, don't we both get enough of you people at school?" asked haruhi
"According to the handbook jobs are prohibited" said Kyoya
ikkaku knew this guy was to by the book and handed it to rinji as she burned it by using kido, they didn't need the one with the worlds largest cock up his ass make their trip more miserable than it already was,
"Oh hush all mighty jackass with the worlds largest cock up his ass. its only volenteering there is no crime. so pull the stick out your ass and try to live for once." said yumichika
Kyoya knew better not to talk back to a the yumichika and a few others so he was going to try what he had just said,. As he took a seat next yoruichi and kesuke who are glared at him and knew that yumichika knocked some sense into somewhat.
"I think Karuizawa is way better than Switzerland anyway" chirped Hunny
"And overseas travel is so exhausting" said Kyoya
"Although you do have the right to spend your vacation as you please but like it or not so do us And I for one find Pension Misuzu to be exceptionally charming" said Tamaki
Tamaki tucking his hand under his chin as he looked at Usagi with dreamy eyes. kenpachi shot him a death glare knowing what the dirty one was thinking little pervert that he was going to make him want to ask mayuri to dope hime up..
"HA HA!" chirped Tamaki
"I'm sorry everyone! I'd love to have you all as guests! But I'm afraid there's only one vacant room left! since the along with their are stayying here as well. " said Misuzu
The host club went into thought. the others where hoping that would be enough for them to leave and let them have their peace and quite back but then again they knew that they wont.
"One room left you says Well that settles it I'll have to stay here to represent the club." chriped Tamaki
"Hey that isn't fair!" cried Hunny
"Have you no feeling of loyalty of any solidarity boss?" asked Hikaru
"Togetherness is our guiding principle" said Kaoru
"My own words twisted and thrown right back in my face!" said Tamaki
Tamaki looked down at his hand's. while the others wanted to see where this was going. hermione hinted to them that this would be going into some kind of game for them.
"Here's a little idea we'll be you'll like it. Why not hold a little competition?" asked Hikaru
"We'll call it the guest's relations odd jobs contest and Pension Misuzu" said Kaoru
"It's very simple we all just lend a hand around the place for the afternoon" said Hikaru
"Whoever makes the best impression on Misuzu gets to sleeps in the guest bedroom" said Kaoru
grimmjow and the others handed hermione 20 since she was right about them making this out to be a game. while the others snickered about the idea of these people making it some sort of a game.
"That's brilliant! I think it's an absolutely wonderful idea! The winner of the contest will be determined on how refreshing they are! Remember refreshing is the name of the game in guest relations!" chirped Misuzu
"Refreshing, refreshing! Yay!" cheered Hikaru and Kaoru
"So don't think this is going to be a walk in the park! Because I plan on working you boys to the bone!" chirped Misuzu
"Sounds like a blast" chirped Haruhi
Haruhi laid head down on uryuu soulder realizing that all their summer vacation was over. their peace and quite out the window such hope to be apart from these people who where their freinds for a while.
Meanwhile a little while later
Tamaki was hammering away at a broken fence while Hunny was watching while eating some cake. while the others watched in amusements who was just guest there and didn't have to compete for a room.
"You may not believe this but this is the first time I've held a hammer in my life" chirped Tamaki
"Just watching you work makes me feel tired" said Hunny
"You there! No complaining three point deduction" said Misuzu
"What?" cried Hunny and Tamaki
Tamaki to hammer his got onto all fours holding his finger while tears flowed down his face. kesuke and muamasa was snickering so was hermione knew they just did that by magic to give him a little pay back.
"Whining will be another three point deduction you pervert" cheered yoruichi
Hunny put on his cutest smile possible to see if they would be nicer to Tamaki. but this was some sort of amusement for them and they where having some fun while they could. free amusement dont come everyday it seemed.
"no way little one!" chirped rangiku
gin snickering his love was ruthless sometimes. This was all amusing to them all to watch them work so hard, kesuke loved how he watched his beloved wife and mate to make the annoying perky one work harder.
Meanwhile inside the inn
The twins where inside in their best suits. and they charmed the guest with their natrual charm while rangiku and gin watched from where they sat and drank their wine since they were amused by all this.
"We have reservations made for a second floor bed room"
one of the uest came up to the twins as if they where workers there. while they where putting their host charm back on so they would win this game they where all playing.
"Yes of course! Right these way ladies!" said Hikaru
"We've been expecting you though we weren't expecting you to be so young and pretty!" said Kaoru
The twins lead the two laidies up the stairs to their rooms. so they would be able to settle in and have a nice and relaxing time while they where hear. while Char had a feeling they where going to win.
Fine, fine not exactly subtle so five refresher points for them" chirped Misuzu
Misuzu went over to Mori to see what he was going to do to win some sort of points since he never won nothing yet. but then again other than the males and a few othes this was the best day of his life.
"Ah Mori" chirped Misuzu
Mori went over to the drag queen to see what he wanted. as he was wondered the others where getting some sort of amusement out of them. but then again it was nice to see hermione happy.
"The legs on this chair are wobbling would be a dear and take it and fixing it?" asked Misuzu
"Sure thing" said Mori
Mori went over to the table and started picking up the table. Misuzu let out a giggle at the strong strapping young man he was. it was a complete turn on for him. he thought ranka was joking about this.
"Nothing wasted on word or deed five refresher points!" chirped Misuzu
"So what exactly are refresher points?" asked Haruhi
Haruhi wondered what kind of point system that Misuzu made up. or maybe one of the others made up the name. she just was a tad bit confused by the whole point system that they came up with.
"Haruhi my dear what do you think guest are after when they come all the way out here to vacation in Karuizawa?" asked Misuzu
"Let's see that nice weather?" asked Haruhi
"No something much better than that. They come for something they can't get in the city. Refreshing air, refreshing scenery and refreshingly gorgeous young men! And now they'll see all your little friends and their contest my pension will earn a reputation for a premier hot spot for the hottest eye candy in Karuizawa can offer!" chirped Misuzu
Misuzu was spinning around on the roof from his wonderful idea. and that he had such good looking men to work for him and he got to watch. He was overjoyed by all of this with all the men here,
"Key sounds like you have a plan. But it's uncanny how you remind me of someone else," asked Haruhi
Haruhi looked over and saw Kyoya sipping tea as ukitake poured it for him. while the others where sitting there watching with amusement acrossed their faces.
"Kyoya you're keeping your distance from all of this" said Haruhi
Kyoya looked over to haruhi wondered why in the world she ased that. The others had one in this area and its one of them largest summer homes in the area.
"Of course winning means I would end up staying here alone and that doesn't appeal to me I'll just sit back and watch things unfold and then head for the cottage" said Kyoya
"The cottage? You mean your families?" asked Haruhi
"That's right we all have one in the area" said Kyoya
"Yes, we have one in the area to but it is under repair." said hermione
hermione along with kesuke and harry sat down next to Kyoya to join in the conversation. they where the ones who had the larger summer home in the area. they rarely get a trip anymore so while they had peace and quite and no Yumas they are happy.
"Then why make such a fuss about staying here?" thought Haruhi
"So who's your favorite to win? You must have someone in mind. Care to bet?" asked Kyoya
"No thanks I don't have a clue" said Haruhi
"I really don't care." said the others
Kyoya stuck his hand under his chin he knew everyone else here was enjoying themselves by watching the other host do things to get the other room that was left.
Really? It's easy enough to tell from a glance. Hunny brand of cuteness doesn't appeal to Misuzu notion of refreshing so I'm afraid he's out. Tamaki comes a little bit closer to the idea providing that he keeps his mouth shut but we both know the likely hood of that. Ordinarily you would think Hikaru and Kaoru" said Kyoya
Kyoya and the others looked over to where Mori was chopping wood with woman drooling and even gay men with hearts in their eyes looking at him with no shirt and chopping away.
"But it seems we have a dark horse" said yumichika
"That's twenty more refresher points to Mori!" chirped Misuzu
"So you think he's the one?" asked Haruhi
yoruichi nodded and pointed to Tamaki who seem to be trying his best, they were waiting for kyoya to slip tamaki some help to help him move along in the whole contest who gets the room..
"Which means" said Hikaru
"Victory will be ours" said Kaoru
"Well I can't help but recall that the only room still available is a single bed. So if you did both win you couldn't both stay" said Haruhi
They others and the others looked over and wondered how they where going to do that. it would be a tad bit disturbing if they did sleep together that was not right if they even did that.
"It's no big deal we could just bring another bed over from the cottage" said Hikaru
"Or we just squeeze into the single" said Kaoru
How sweet I guess you guys always are together huh?" said Haruhi
hermione explained to the others about the twins and what they were known to do.. once she and hermione was done everyone were gawking and they might vomit at the mere thought of them getting freaky and they are related that is sick,
"Always" said Kaoru
"The two of us have been together since we were born so we haven't needed anybody else" said Hikaru
"We never bothered making any friends until a few year ago we thought the world was made up of idiots" said Kaoru
hermione sighed knowing what they was like that was probaly way she remembered when she was like that alone with no friends since her step father always chased them away,grimmjow hugged his kitten knowing where her mind drifted off to.
"But that was before we knew you we'd totally let you sleep with us" said Hikaru
you little wired perverts you will not be sleeping in my kitten bed." hissed grimmjow
The twin's rubbed their head and nodded to what grimmjow had just said, Kyoya snickered he liked grimmjow and some of the others some of them reminded him of himself along with hermione.
"The contest isn't quite over yet there's still a number of way to make this game more interesting" said Kyoya
"Man this guy's always got something up his sleeve does he qualify as refreshing?" thought Haruhi
"We're not going to lose there's no use in trying" chirped Hikaru
"Hmph" said Kyoya
Kyoya closing his eyes hoping to help tamaki out with a hint to help him somewhat since none of what he was doing was working. but then again there was a grand panino and he was one of the best.
"There all in a day's work" said Tamaki
"Ugh! Your repairs are totally refreshing! Three point deduction" said Misuzu walking away.
"He used up all of his energy trying to refreshing that his work suffered for it. Is he all right in the head?" asked Haruhi
They all looked over at tamaki in his emo corner. and then they looked back and hermione who only nodded to what they where thinking. it wasnt hard to tell what they were all thinking at that point in time..
"He's never had an actual job before you know"said Kyoya
"He will be alright, He will be upset about something else in a few minutes anyway." said hermione
hermione sipped at her drink as they all watched to see what everyone was doing, tamaki was still in his Emo corner. Mori was still making people drool and Hunny was stuffing his face with cake with yachiru it seemed they had bonded.
"We have to chill the watermelon that's how our guests like them" said Hikaru
Hikaru pulled out a large watermelon it looked llike a good pick from some store, while Peter came over to the watermelon and eyes it with fondness to see the crop work.
I'll lose to those two idiots if they keep this up! Failure is not an option! Haruhi's respect for me is on the line! She needs to understand that she needs to consider me as a part of her top five!" Tamaki screamed to the sky.
"overly dramatic i see my little kitten,." said grimmjow
They all nodded to what they had said. They have to deal with the moron out of morons for there delightful trip. But then again they have dealt with worst on trips. Like the air plain hallow or rouge death eater thing,
"You ambitions aside I think you're approach to winning is a bit skewed" Kyoya said.
"Kyoya? Can't you see that her esteem for me as a father figure hangs in the balance?" Tamaki said.
"If I may offer some advice there is something that only you could pull off that is if you choose the right music" Kyoya said
Tamaki let out a gasp. Soon Pension Misuzu was filled with beautiful music that had all the guests swooning. They all closed their eyes listening to the music. They knew hermione was much better but won't say nothing.
"Awe let's stop in for some tea" A woman said to her husband.
"Alright" The man said before they walked inside.
"So much for us" Kaoru thought as he sat outside.
his twin looked over to his brother wondering what crawled up his ass and died it seemed something did by the way he was acting. until the owner came out and cheered finally came up with a winnder.
"And the winners are the Hitachiin brothers!" Misuzu said spinning on the roof.
Tamaki struck a very sour chord on the piano when he realized he had lost to the perverted twins. and now he had to stay in his family country home while they where there.
"So begins the long, dark night of my soul" thought tamaki
haruhi went over to them and handed them the key to their room. it seemd that it was right next to ikkaku and luna's room so she was going to have some fun after all.
"Congrats you guys" Haruhi said.
"Oh it was nothing really" Hikaru and Kaoru said evilly.
as they all went inside so they all could have soemthng to eat and so that the twins could put their things in theri room while the others took the rental car since they where going to stay in one house to make it easier for the driver.
Mean while the fallowing day.
The next morning, the host club came back to the pension. The host club along with the others where gathered in the dining room for breakfast. the others were sitting at one table they magically enlarged.
"I'll two pieces of beget toast with clarified butter and garnet seal syrup" Hikaru said.
"I'll have two poached eggs with bacon and bowl of whole grain cereal the kind with those little dried piece of fruit in it" Kaoru said.
"Hold on now we don't even have that stuff on the menu" Haruhi said.
haruhi was wondering how in the world they where going to have those things since they where not on the menu. hermione only sipped at her coffee the others sat and read a newspaper or was in their computers.
"Huh?" Hikaru and Kaoru said.
"Behave!" Tamaki said
tamaki went over to them and hitting them both upside the head with a rolled up newspaper. grimmjow arched a brow he treated them as if they where some sort of dog that was kinda aumseing
"Just who do you guys think you are? Acting like members of some privileged aristocracy on a holiday?" Tamaki said.
"We are aristocracies" Hikaru said.
"So are your boss" Kaoru said.
the others looked over to the twins and wondered if the have forgotten that they were indeed in the same place as royalty more or less in term of the soul soceity and the wizardin world when it came down to the last name malfoy and kuchiki name.
mistress you have some odd friends here. said muramasa
the other sword spirits at their own table nodded to what he had just said. they needed some sense knocked into them. but they held back until they wont be able to hold back no more. but then again they dont know how much longer that would be.
"You are missing the whole point of travel. When in Rome do as the Romans do that's what I say" Tamaki said
byakuya dabbed at his mouth and started to get up. but his life mate lolly put her back down in her seat. severus took his rolled up newpaper and whacked tamaki in the head with it the boy needed some sense knocked into him he wouldnt of lasted long if he was captured by the dark lord..
"that is just rude to smack people's heads with newspapers, they are humans even though they are odd." growled severus
severus whacked him a few more times and sat back down and kissed his wife to tell her that she did ger some amusement out of this as well. Then the door opened and young man in a blue baseball carrying fruits and vegetables walked in. with four people behind him.
"Good morning Arai produce" He said.
And good morning to you. A working boy eh? A high schooler?" Misuzu asked.
the boy rubbed behind his head as if he was nervous. they had this feeling that something that they did not know about haruhi was going to come out in the open from this person who had just walked in.
"Yes ma'am I'm helping out at my Uncle's shop for the summer" He said.
"HOW REFRESHING! Haruhi would you be a dear and put these in the kitchen for me?" chirped misuzu
haruhi sighed hermione went over with her her eyes where close the rangiku who where gawking at who was behind the. hermione had this feeling she was going to learn something new.
"Uh Haruhi Fujioka?" He said shocked.
"Oh hey Arai" Haruhi said.
Tamaki and the Hitachiin twins let out shocked gasp. Woundering who in the world this person was that knew haruhi, they wondered if the two had a thing or something, hermione arched a brow at her cousin and wondered if she knew the muggle.
To be continued