(a.n. Thanks to Stephanie for helping with this chapter, it means a lot to me.)
We ran forward into the other room and there he was, standing meanly.
"So I see you have brought me the Potter boy." Noticed volxylmert. "Couldn't kill him yourself?"
"…What?" responded Harry. Giving me teh eveil eye.
Suddenly, Voldymyert and I got our guns out at the same time and started shooting ewach other. Mine was my glock of corues, and his was a rifle of sorstss. Then, all of a sudden Voldemor ran out of ammo and screamed in the most shrill voice ever:
"AAAHHHHHHHH! Cyntha! You won't get away like this!" and he rode away on his broomstick.
Out of the shadows lurked a death eager!
"Oh Cynthia!" He swooned. "Violets are red, roses are bl—"
But I raided my wand. "Give me Luna!" I emulated.
"I'm afraid that I can't—" he began to say.
But I summund my knife and began to shoot it at him! It ended up cutting his other arm off.
"FATHER!" shouted Draco desperingly.
Now Lucian had no arms! He ran over and got Luna and gave her to me.
We incantated out of there and back to the commn room.
I ran to my bedroom .
"Why does everything have to be so hard for me? I have to do everything! Everyone swoons over me, everyone loves me, everyone fears me, everybody wants to have sex with me, and everyone is envious and totally jealous of me." (People tell her this stuff all the time, so she isn't stuck up, ok?) I complained deservingly "I have problems too, why can't I be normal?"
"because your'e you, and no one can take that away from you." Dumblebode said compliantly.
I didn't want to hear all of this again so I ran past him.
"Now, more importantly, do you have any red eye liner? I'm going to a G-Dragon concert and I want to have that checkered heart under my eye like he has in his heartbreaker video." She added.
"YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS!" I yelled defiantly.
I ran away.