(Lemons)

Very rarely did Tony ever eat food for breakfast, his usual breakfast was liquid based, mainly coffee with the occasional dash of some kind of alcohol. But today, for whatever reason, he craved some cereal.

That's how he found himself waking up before anyone, even Steve. He shuffled into the kitchen, dragging his feet as he scratched at his bedhead. He covered his mouth and yawned while grabbing out a bowl from the cabinet, a box of frosted flakes from another cabinet, and a spoon from the drawer. He also grabbed the milk from the fridge before sitting them all down on the island.

Opening the box he began to pour, only instead of cereal, three lemons rolled out and into the bowl. Starring down at them, Tony rubbed his eyes to make sure he wasn't hallucinating, or dreaming.

There was a loud screeching sound, which was often associated with a megaphone turning on. Grabbing a lemon, he walked towards the window and opened it. Across the street on another buildings rooftop stood Peter, in his Spiderman outfit.

"Well, when life gives you lemons!" He shouted into the megaphone, trying not to giggle.

Tony just stared at him, before throwing the lemon and hitting Peter in the head, knocking him out and sending his body to the roof with a 'thud'.

"It's too early for…this." He sighed, before shuffling back to his room to sleep with Pepper.

(Rules)

"Hey! Hey hey hey! You can't do out! It's cheating!" Clint shouted as he fought Peter in some fighting game, which Tony never bothered getting the name of as he watched them with mild interest. All he knew was that it was gory as hell, Peter was good at it, and Clint sucked at it.

"Rules are meant to be broken!" Peter shouted in laughter, delivering a final uppercut to win the match. He cheered while Clint grabbed a pillow and screamed into it.

You see, Peter has used a cheat move that caused him to do double the normal damage he'd normally do. It helped him win almost instantly every time.

"Uh, no? They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken." Steve informed, disapproving of Peter's attitude and cheating.

"Uh, pinatas?"

"Glow sticks." Tony piped up.

"Karate boards!"

"Spaghetti when you have a small pot." Tony piped up again.

"My hopes and dreams of beating Peter at this stupid game?"

(Cookies)

Very rarely was Peter ever allowed to mess with the oven. But no one was home, Tony had a hungover, and wanted cookies so…he regretted letting Peter talking him into letting the youngest Avenger bake something.

"So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute."

"NO-"

"HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND?!"

"YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE TOWER DOWN!"

"I'M GONNA USE THE SUN TO MAKE THE COOKIES!"

"PETER PLEASE!"