Mahou Sensei Negima: Tales of the Jinchuriki Guardian

Chapter 10: Chocolate, Map, Apprenticeship and Love potions (part 1 of 2)

"What a great trip! Got to see a new place, hang out with the students, and fight. All while collecting blackmail" Naruto cheered while looking through pictures of the trip. Chuckling at the ones with Eva struggling to get out of Naruto's hold and the ones she kicked him in the face.

"WHAT WAS THAT!" Evangeline roared.

"Did I say that out loud, I meant … fox…tail" Naruto sweated, "You're not buying it, are you?" he asked, Evangeline was shivering with rage.

Naruto then dashes for the door of the cottage as Eva lunges at him. Thus the struggle begins.

Chachamaru leaves the kitchen to see check whether her master finally killed Naruto, when things got quiet and there were no taunts from Naruto's end. She found an enraged Eva, holding a torn sleeve, huffing staring at the shattered window, where she assumes Naruto escaped.

"Better than you have tried to capture me! You are WAAY to early to even think about that Chibi-chan!" Naruto said as he jumped to the trees and vanished.

Somewhere in the woods

"Should, probably give Chibi-chan, sometime … too cool off." Naruto panted. "So, what do I do to kill some time…Oh, Negi got a clue about his dad, plus being around Negi, something interesting is bound to happen" Naruto said aloud as he headed to Negi's.

Along the way, he caught a glimpse of a familiar brunette.

"Yo, Kono-chan, Ohayo!" Naruto increased his pace to catch up to her, as she stopped and turned.

"Ohayo Naru-kun," she responded beaming her cheery smile to his foxy smile.

He noticed the bags she was carrying. "Coming back from shopping? Need a hand?" He offered.

"Huh, it's ok, home is not much further from here." She responded cheerily.

"I can't do that," as he took the bags from her, "come on before I decide to carry you too" he teasingly grinned.

She blushed before grabbing his arm and walking with him, "Now now, we can flirt later, first let's go home and have breakfast" getting a blush from Naruto from the sudden contact.

An hour later

Asuna had a strange dream... for some reason she dreamed of herself as a young girl traveling with Nagi.

Negi and Naruto were in Negi's loft studying the map he was given by the elder after the trip, trying to study it and see what they could find.

She woke up due to the 'skirt' 'skirt' sound coming from the loft. She awoke up to see Negi, Chamo and Naruto looking at the map.

"Morning sunshine!" Naruto said.

"Uh? Oh... right today's Sunday right? Is it afternoon already?" Asuna asked herself.

"Morning Naruto, Negi" Asuna said as she jumped from her bed to the loft.

Naruto offered her some chocolate he found on the table, he also had a few for himself, and took some to take to Evangeline... as a peace offering, after all... girls like chocolates, right?

"We found something interesting, apparently there is something in the clue, a map of Mahora Academy's Library Island, it seems that's what my father was researching the last time he visited that room" Negi said.

"MAPS ON THE ACADEMY! BUT WHY!" Asuna said.

"We don't know... but this is getting us psyched!" Naruto said.

"Watch me Asuna-san... Naruto-nii and I are going to do our best" Negi said with a wink and a thumbs-up pose along with Naruto on top of him smirking... she blushed as she looked at them both, both of them looked like Nagi, Negi in the looks and Naruto in the attitude... she was taken back and blushed.

"Is something wrong Asuna?" Naruto said as he moved closer, she could feel his breath and she retracted and pushed him away "N-Nothing!"

The doorbell then rung and from it emerged Ayaka and Asakura.

"Hey! It's Shotacon and Paparazzi girl!" Naruto said.

"Hey... I like that nickname!" Asakura said with a toothy grin.

"I AM NOT A SHOTACON!" Ayaka yelled.

"RIIIGHT!" Naruto said, "and I am NOT a shinobi or a kyuubi jinchuriki" he thought.

Ayaka brought some sweets and was even nice enough to give some to Naruto, he IS her sensei after all and she has a standing as class representative.

"NEGI-KUN! NA-KUN! CAN YOU COME WITH US AND PLAY?" Makie asked, behind her were Ako, Akira and Yuuna.

"WE HAVE A BREAK FROM CLUB ACTIVITIES TODAY!" Yuna said.

The cheerleading trio then barged in "LET'S GO KARAOKE!" Sakurako said.

"NARUTO-SENSEI! LET'S PLAY NINJAS!" The Narutaki twins said dressed in kunoichi outfits.

Then it happened, the bunshin Naruto inside the room saw the original and excused himself as the real deal came in with Konoka.

"I am hoo~me…UHYAH! Why are all these people..." Konoka said in shock as Naruto dived to save the groceries.

"GET THE HELL OUT!" Asuna said as she got tired with all the hullabaloo.

"Negi-kun and Naru-kun sure are popular" Konoka said teasingly.

"Really? I was considered a dobe from where I was... couldn't get a date to save my life, much less any respect... well that's until I got older... still couldn't get a date though" Naruto said as the girls blinked.

"Then how is it that you are a regular Casanova and a bonafide perfect flirt/gentleman out of any girl's fantasy!" Asuna thought.

The real Naruto then spotted the chocolates... "uhmm... should take some for Chibi-chan" the real Naruto thought as he picked the packaged chocolates that his bunshin dropped.

"One down the hatch" Naruto said as he was taking the chocolates and ate it.

Negi and Asuna then left leaving Naruto and Konoka in the room.

"hmm... want some chocolate?" Naruto asked.

At that moment Setsuna came in as Konoka gulped down one of the chocolates.

Setsuna felt a shiver run in her back, especially when Naruto and Konoka stared at her with glazed eyes and they rose up and slowly came to her.

"O-ojou-sama? Naruto? Wha- what's going on?" she asked nervously.

"See-chan" they both said as they loomed over her.

"eep!" Setsuna yelled as both Konoka and Naruto landed on top of her.

"We love Se-chan" they said in unison as Konoka began to pull her skirt down and Naruto nibbled her earlobes.

"Ahhh" Setsuna moaned in pleasure as Naruto nibbled her ears and suckled on them making her shiver in pleasure.

"We are gonna make Se-chan feel good" they said as Setsuna had a shocked face.

"OH my god!" she mentally shouted, unable to voice anything but moans of pleasure.

"Se-chan... are you feeling good?" Konoka asked.

Naruto began to use his hands to massage her and undid her shirt.

"Se-chan... let's have a menage a trois" Konoka said with a sweet smile.

"AAAH!" Setsuna yelled as Naruto smiled.

"Nice Kono-chan!" Naruto agreed as he began to undo her uniform.

"NARUTO! YOU TOO! WAIT... what's a 'menage a trois'?" Setsuna asked.

"A three-some" Konoka and Naruto said.

"HOW THE HELL DOES OJOU-SAMA KNOW OF SUCH A THING!" Setsuna mentally yelled.

Before anything could happen however, the door opened and 2 shocked people looked at the view, of a mid stripped Setsuna and Naruto.

"And there's another pair" Chamo said as Asuna looked at them go like dogs on heat on poor Setsuna.

"AH~! Negi-sensei! Asuna-san! Please Help me! What's going on!" Setsuna said as she tried to crawl up to them.

Asuna grabbed the chocolates and threw em away, much to Chamo's dismay.

"Naruto... just... just go home" Asuna said as Setsuna looked at him kinda oddly with a red face and a furious blush.

Checkered wipe-out

Moments later at Evangeline's cottage

"Chibi-chan! I'm Hoo~ome!" Naruto said

"You're sleeping out tonight!" Eva roared as she glared at him.

"Oh, come on Chibi-chan you can't still be mad about earlier" Naruto said.

Evangeline's face was pretty pissed off.

"Apparently you can..." Naruto thought with a sweat-drop... then realized something, his back-up plan.

"Here...have a chocolate, I'll make you feel better" Naruto said extending his hand with a few chocolates.

"As if I'll trust you with unopened candy, Mr. 'Blackmail'" Eva huffed, with a glare.

"Oh come on trust me, see?" tosses one in his mouth and eats it. "See, if anything happens it'll happen to both of us." Naruto said, he was not informed of the chocolate's effect since Asuna thought she got rid of them all.

Eva glares at him a full minute before caving and grabbing some chocolate, "Fine, your allowed back in the house."

As she tossed the chocolates into her mouth Naruto scoops her up bridal style, surprising her.

"Great Chibi-chan, I'm glad that settled, I'd hate it if my precious Chibi-chan was upset at me." Naruto spoke in a gentle tone, drawing an immense blush from Eva.

"Ba-ba-baka, What do you think you're doing?" As she lightly struggled in Naruto's hold.

"Calm down my chibi-chan, I'm just carrying you inside," Naruto cooed.

"Well we're inside, you can … put me down now" Eva huffed.

"By the hesitation, doesn't sound like you want me to let you go" Naruto responded huskily in her ear.

"Cha-chan... do you want some chocolate?" Naruto asked.

"I suppose I could partake of some, even if it's not needed" Chachamaru stated.

"I... don't understand... ah hell I don't care I am just happy Cha-chan decided to join in too" Naruto said with a sweet and tender smile.

This would be the start of memory hell for the trio.

Naruto and Evangeline, followed by a meek-acting Chachamaru went to her room and began to talk and the mood begins to turn for the 'better'

"So THAT'S why Nagi sealed you huh?" Naruto said, "Son of a bitch, I would have killed to have someone like you around me... say, if I ever meet him, how about I kick the shit out of him for ya?" Naruto said as his eyes glazed over a bit

"I wouldn't mind... I would pay to see Nagi of all people get beaten up" Evangeline said.

Chachamaru was silent as Naruto got behind her.

"Cha-chan you need to relax a bit" Naruto said with a husky voice as his warm breath was felt on her ear.

Chachamaru begins to shiver and did a system diagnostic... no errors were found, so what was this sensation of warmth she was feeling?

"You have such a lovely color of eyes Cha-chan" Naruto said as he raised her chin up a bit to see her eyes as her face lighted up something fierce.

"Cha-chan... you are beautiful" Naruto said as he leaned in top of her... she felt self-conscious when he opened up her shirt and saw her body.

"Beautiful... like a work of art" Naruto said as he licked her body slowly making Chachamaru 'cry' in joy (meaning laser fluid flowed from her eyes.)

"N...Naruto... you... you can't" Chachamaru said as she panted, Naruto's hands begin to warm up and touched her body... Chachamaru panted more as her body began to twitch, Evangeline stared at them, and she looked rather crossed.

"I want in on it too" Evangeline said looking like a lost puppy.

"Come here then my beautiful draculina" Naruto said with a alluring smile, one like his father gave to his mother, making Evangeline blush and crawl up to him.

She sat on his lap and looked at him and got lost in his eyes, Naruto lowered himself and kissed the vampire with all his might.

"I don't wish to be alone" Evangeline whispered.

"I won't leave you alone my draculina" Naruto said as she wrapped her arms around him.

"Chibi-chan..." Naruto said as he began to undo her uniform.

"Uhmmm... you are awfully frisky aren't you" Evangeline said with a tender smile.

"Is because I am crazy about you" Naruto said as he did a hand-sign.

"Kage bunshin" he said as another clone then began to show his affections to Chachamaru who moaned in pleasure.

Naruto then notices Evangeline appears a bit weak, probably due to her hay fever.

"Are you okay princess?" Naruto asked.

"I am feeling a bit sick" Evangeline said as she sniffled.

"How about we give you some medicine... will blood do?" Naruto said as he undid his shirt, lowered his body, lay on top of Evangeline, and smiled as she wrapped her arms around him.

"Itadakimatsu" Evangeline said as she bit his neck as sucked his blood.

She moaned and gasped in lust as the power of the blood, Naruto's powerful energy filling her.

She gasped and moaned as she pulled out from sucking Naruto's blood.

"Ahh~! Soo good" she said with a lust filled voice, her face had a tinge of blush from the orgasmic experience the blood gave her.

"Uhmm... you are sooo good" Evangeline said as she panted lustfully as she undid her skirt and shirt.

"Chibi-chan wants to go on to the main course already?" Naruto said with a grin.

"I want you, my baka" Evangeline said.

Chachamaru then stopped, her body exhumed a thick steam from her body.

"Something wrong with her?" Naruto asked.

"She needs some power... think you can give her some?" Evangeline said with a playful smirk

"What do I have to do?" Naruto said.

"Ahh... Naruto... that's really not... I mean" Chachamaru began to flail about.

"Screw her... with this" Evangeline said as she handed him a wind-up key.

"She's... a doll?" Naruto said. "No wonder..." he said as he walked up to her and put the key in her slot in the back then began to pour his chakra into it and twisted it.

"uhmm" she moaned... more chakra was put into it "Ahh..." she moaned a bit louder.

"AA~HH!" Chachamaru moaned rather lustfully and loudly, she panted and her mouth had a bit of drool, her panties soaked in laser fluid due to the orgasmic experience due to Naruto's power and quantity.

She passed out in the floor with a content smile on her face.

"And now for you my draculina" Naruto said as he pulled her panties down... and then both of them passed out after the chocolate effect's ran out.

The next day

Evangeline woke up feeling a migraine in her head, she had a bite mark on her body, a few hickeys... and most importantly for some reason her derriere was hurting... and even more important her underwear was missing, even more important.

"This isn't my bed... and... what's this hard... warm..." Evangeline said as she felt an arm on her body, she raised her eyes and looked at the owner of the arm... she paled, along with the passed out figure of Chachamaru, who was rebooting after last night's 'event', finally stood up.

"Good morning master" Chachamaru said as she rose up.

"Urgg... I don't feel so good... what happened last night? I can't remember anything... but I feel both sick AND good" Evangeline said as she went to the bathroom... "and WHY IN THE SEVEN LAYERS OF HELL am I in bed with HIM of all people!" Evangeline yelled in her mind... then she tried putting pieces together.

Ass hurting, morning sickness... him with a pretty satisfied smile.

"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" Evangeline roared.

"Ah... master I don't think you should... AH!" Chachamaru gasped as she saw herself half naked and covered herself with her arms.

Evangeline prepared to jump up to kick him.

"Chibi-chan... you are... so beautiful... I won't let you alone... I will always be with you" Naruto said in his sleep.

Evangeline backed away shocked with a furious blush.

"RRR... I-I will leave you alive... for now" Evangeline said "and now... to find a cream for my aching butt" Evangeline said looking pissed.

After the two girls left Naruto woke up.

"Why do I feel I missed something VERY important?" he asked as he yawned... man I better move, I will be late" Naruto said as he began to change... for some reason he had a strange feeling in his mouth.

"Must be from the chocolate I ate last night" Naruto reasoned.

Moments later

"HAHAHAHA! There's a mid-semester test coming too, so please study hard too, Asuna-san!" Negi said with a smile

"Why bother? Asuna-chan is kinda... well... a baka ranger right?" Naruto said as he appeared from behind them

"GYAH!" Asuna and Negi yelled in surprise as they saw Naruto appear behind them.

"Hello Naru-kun" Konoka said with a smile.

"Hello Kono-chan, huh…Hey... isn't that Ku-chan?" Naruto asked as he walked the rail of the bridge.

"FIGHT! FIGHT!" people yelled.

"What's going on?" Negi asked.

"Well... I think Ku-chan is having a fight" Naruto commented casually.

"This happens all the time" Kaede said.

"Yo! How are you Kaede" Naruto greeted.

"Hello there Naruto-sensei" Kaede said.

"TODAY IS THE DAY WE DEFEAT YOU, CHUUBUKENBU* BOUCHOU KU-FEI!" The people yelled.

She dropped her bag on the floor... as she began to royally beat the other people's asses.

"Ku won the academy martial arts contest, so every day, she gets an endless stream of people challenging her de-gozaru" Kaede said.

Asuna, Negi and Konoka were shocked at this.

"Weak-aru... come on isn't there anyone stronger-aru?" Ku asked.

"Wow! Ku-chan... that's kicks ass!" Naruto said with a smirk.

"OH! Negi-bozu! Naruto-kun! You're early" Ku greeted.

"Good morning Ku Fei-san, I..." Negi said as someone stood up from behind him.

"I... IT'S NOT OVER CAPTAIN FEI!" The person said as he stood up.

"UAHH!" Negi yelled in fright.

"NEGI-KUN WATCH OUT!" Konoka yelled worried.

Naruto and Ku both pulled Negi away and punched they guy's light out.

"A...are you ok-aru Negi-bozu? Sorry about that... good thing Naruto-kun there is fast... sorry about that" Ku said.

"Ye... yes" Negi said "Thank you."

"Wow... you two sure are strong" Negi said.

"Meh... comes with training" Naruto said.

"Nyahahahah! I still can't compare to Mana. Kaede and Naruto-kun... my specialty is hsing chuan and pa qua shuan-aru... I know a bit of hakkyokuken and shintai gouken too" Ku said.

"WAIT! YOU KNOW THE HAKKYUOKYKEN!" Naruto exclaimed making Ku back a bit.

"Ahh... yes, a bit" Ku said.

"Think... we could have a spar... I had... a friend who was a master of this..." Naruto said.

"REALLY! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME-ARU!" Ku said exited, however she saw the look of his... it was a bit sad, but happy.

After all this Negi began to teach class, time passes and then after a half an hour passes the class ends.

"Stand... bow...Eh... Ku Fei-san, I need to speak to you" Negi said.

E... EH? Me-aru?" Ku asked rather nervously.

"Uhmmm... but this isn't something to say in front of everyone else... Can you meet me at the world tree's plaza after class?" Negi said.

"I don't mind-aru" Ku said.

"Thank you... I'll see you later" Negi said as he left.

This is class 3-A... so an exchange of words quickly sparked a hullabaloo.

"W-WHAT'S GOING ON!WHY DID SENESI CALL KU FEI ON HERSELF!" Fumika yelled.

"THE PLAZA IN FRONT OF THE WORLD TREE PLAZA IS FAMOUS AROUND HERE FOR BEING A CONFESSION SPOT!"

"EH? IS NEGI GOING TO CONFESS?"

"ARE YOU SURE?"

They turned around and looked at Ku.

"Isn't Ku...well... kind of an idiot?" Misa said.

"Yes yes, she's baka yellow" Makie said.

"Aren't you one as well Makie?" Fuuka said pointing at her.

"She's not sexy either" they said.

"No... that's a lie~e" a voice said in the horizon... it was Naruto, but no one could see him and they wondered who the voice was from.

20 minutes later

Half the class was there...

"and despite all of that... we came to spy on them anyways... in a big group too" Misa said.

"I'm a little worried after all" Makie said as Nodoka blushed.

"It's impossible... right?" Hakase said.

"I wonder what Negi-bouzu wants with me about?" Ku asked.

"Ku Fei-san!" Negi trotted up to her "sorry to keep you waiting" Negi said.

"Ah, Negi-kun is here!" Sakurako said.

"Negi-kun in casual clothes is CUTE!" Makie said.

"So... what's up-aru?" Ku asked.

"Uhmmm..." Negi said... then he clenched his hand.

"YAAH!" Negi yelled as he punched Ku, she was taken back by the sudden attack, however she snaked around Negi's arm and twisted it and put him in a lock.

"AH!" "THEY ARE HUGGING!"

"EH? WHO STARTED IT!" Misa yelled.

"I DON'T KNOW!" Sakurako exclaimed.

"YOU MEAN THEY'VE SUDDENDLY REALIZED THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER!" Makie exclaimed.

"Come to think of it... didn't she leave her room on the third day of the school trip... maybe that's when?" Haruna said.

"FUFU..." Ku chuckled as she conked Negi's back on the head "You shouldn't suddenly try to punch you students-aru, you know" Ku said with a smirk. "If I was serious, you would've been with a fist lodged in the back on your head-aru."

"Ju... just what I expected from you, Ku Fei-san. U... Um... THE TRUTH IS... I... KU FEI-SAN I..." Negi.

"ARG! HE'S GOING TO CONFESS!" Ayaka, Nodoka and Makie were shocked.

"Hey, Negi! So you were here after all!" Asuna yelled and waved.

Negi looked around.

"Ah, Asuna-san! Naruto-nii!" Negi said.

"Oh!" Ku said.

"We're going bowling and karaoke because Naruto and Setsuna said they never done it before (Naruto to bowling, Setsuna to both), wanna come?" Asuna said.

Naruto was behind the girls and was smirking wildly hugging the girls.

"Ku-chan, do you want to come out too?" Konoka said.

"Oh! That sounds good! I'll go-aru! I love bowling, Setsuna-san coming I'll go too" Ku said.

"Don't worry Asuna, I'll be paying" Naruto said sighing, is the least I could do.

Asuna then looked at him... "Naruto... what's that?" Asuna asked pointing at his neck.

"Huh, what?" Naruto tries to look just seeing a little of what looks like a bruise. "I don't know, just a bruise I guess…weird those usually heal fast" Naruto said, while still trying to see what Asuna's pointing at, pulling his shirt's collar down, allowing more than just himself to get a better look.

"ISN'T THAT A HICKEY!" was the thought on several people's minds.

"Do… do you remember how you got that … bruise" Asuna asked blushing with a little anger.

"Not really, didn't get into any fight… well that's not important let's go bowling!" Naruto said, while pumping his fist forward.

"They interfered at SUCH a crucial time!" Misa said, as some were thinking.

"ALRIGHT! IF IT'S COME TO THIS, I WON'T BE SATISFIED UNTIL I SEE THIS TO THE END" Ayaka roared, irritated.

"ARA, NEGI-SENSEI! WHAT A COINCIDENCE! IF YOU'RE GOING BOWLING THEN I SHALL ACOMPANY YOU!"

"Hey! It's Shotacon-girl!" Naruto said.

"NOT A SHOTACON!" Ayaka yelled.

"Riiight... and Negi isn't 10" Naruto said.

Naruto then got close to Ayaka and told her to stop walking a second.

"You DO realize you and the other girls suck at stalking... right?" Naruto said.

Ayaka chuckled nervously "Just so you know... so~oorry" Ayaka said looking apologetic.

"Sorry about this... looks like half the class is here" Asuna said.

"It's okay" Setsuna and Naruto said as he played around with the bowling ball.

Ku threw the ball and made a perfect strike.

"AH! SO THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY THIS" Naruto exclaimed as he threw his ball and made a strike.

Naruto and Ku then stared at each other and began seeing who could make the most strikes.

"WOAH! THOSE 2 ARE UNREAL! Yuuna exclaimed.

"Looks like Se-chan is hopeless like me at this" Konoka said.

"Ahahaha... is difficult to control the power" Setsuna said a bit embarrassed.

"Se-chan is easy... just, feel the flow" Naruto said as he shot the ball.

Ku Fei and Naruto then stared at one another before grins overtook their faces, thus the competition started.

"Not bad!" Naruto said with a smirk as he threw another one.

"You're pretty strong!" Ku said as she made another strike.

"We're never going to end if we keep going like that" Naruto said.

"You do realize how suggestive THAT sounded?" Hakase said.

Naruto was shocked and put too much chakra as he threw the ball and slipped with it.

"AWW SHIT!" Naruto yelled as he slide all the way from the floor and made a strike with his body.

He crashed against the wall and then stood up with swirls on his eyes... "Aww... that hurts... where am I?"

"Ku Fei-san! I wish to ask you for a favor... can... CAN YOU TEACH ME CHINESE MARTIAL ARTS!" Negi asked.

"HUH? Chinese Martial Arts?" Ku said.

"Yeah, the really strong boy I fought used a style similar to yours, Kotaro-kun was really strong too... SO I thought I'd ask you to teach me" Negi said.

"So... you want to become strong-aru?" Ku asked.

"Yes" Negi said with determination.

"AHAHAHAH! THEN IS OKAY! I LIKE STRONG MEN! MAYBE ONCE YOU BECOME STRONG ENOGUHT TO BE MY FUTURE SON-IN LAW! HOHOHOHO" Ku said.

"EH! Son in law!" Negi said shocked.

"AHAHAH I just kidding! For now" Ku said.

"Err... did I miss something?" Naruto said as he got out of the pin bowl machine.

Chapter end