"I can't believe we're fucking sharing a bed."

"It'th a futon, KK. Valuable knowledge."

"Shut it, Captor. We hardly know eachother, oh my god, we're sharing a b- futon. Fine."

"I don't care,"

"You're a pervert."

"Awww, KK. Pleathe don't thleep on the floor!"

"Why not?"

"Thnippy, aren't we?"

"I'm sleeping on the floor."

"KK."

"No, stop puppy dog facing me, Sollux."

"Karkat, pleathe?"

"..."

"..."

"Fine."

"Yay!"

"Perv,"

"Too bad."

...

"You're hogging the covers."

"Am not!"

"Are so!"

"Am not!"

"Holy shit, we arn't first graders! Just gimme the covers!"

"GAH, KK! That wath my leg!"

"Sorry! Sorry!"

"Hey, you're really warm. Are you thick?"

"No, I'm fine."

"You thure?"

"Will you stop touching my leg?!"

"Thorry, thorry."

...

"KK, you awake?"

"Yeah."

"I'm really cold."

"Your point?"

"Cuddle with me."

"...Hell no."

"Why not?"

"Because, I-"

"You're thy, you're thuper thy!"

"Thut up."

"Don't make fun of the lithp, dude. Not cool."

"Thorry."

"My feelings, they burn."

"Whatever you- HEY, LET GO!"

"Cuddle with me, KK."

"Holy shit, if you do not let go right now, I'll kill you."

"Pleathe, KK...pleathe..."

"...Did you have a nightmare or something, because I think you're fucking shivering."

"I did, okay. It wath bad. They're alwayth bad."

"...Urgh."

"KK, what are you doing?"

"Turning around so we can cuddle and you can shut up."

"Thank you."

"Shut up."


A.N: All dialogue because I'm a lazy bastard. XD

Don't worry, next chapter will be extra long...as well will the three after it. Yep, the story is coming to an end, soon. I can finally rest with ease. By the way, fifty-eight followers, guys. I'm hyperventalating. Thank you all.