GW: Welcome to part 2 of the 4 Pete update! Enjoy!
Christmas Dash!
It was Christmas Eve night at Halloween Town and all of the townsfolk gathered in the town square, where Haruhi and her band were playing carols. On the long man-made stage rested the robotic reindeer hitched up to the coffin-sleigh. The crowd burst into applause as the coffin's lid opened and Allen emerged from it in a vampire-like fashion, in Wakey Claws garb. Bug, Naruto, and Chowder were behind him, looking deadpanned. "I can't believe we're goin with this fruitcake," Naruto grumbled. It seems the three were joining Allen on his crazy trip.
Mung pulled out an incredibly long speech from his left pocket and cleared his throat. "Think of us as you soar triumphantly through the sky outshining every star. Your silhouette a dark blot on the moon, you who are our pride, you who are our glory, you who have frightened billions into an early grave…." "This is going to take awhile," Bug sighed.
Lenalee and her friends were in the crowd and thought now was probably the best time to put her plan into action. They snuck away from the crowd and towards the green slime-spewing fountain. The robot girl pulled out her jug of fog juice and slowly dumped its contents into the fountain, creating – just as the potion's name suggested – an exceptionally heavy fog; it seeping all through the air.
"Let's hope this works," Cream, Misaki, Georgie, and Komui muttered as they blended back into the crowd.
"You who have…" Mung continued, but the fog just got too thick for him to read anymore of his speech, "eh…devastated the souls of the Akuma…"
"Oh no!" Allen bemoaned. "We can't take off in this! The reindeer can't even see an inch in front of their noses!"
"Whew!" Lenalee sighed with relief, wiping her forehead. "What a stroke of luck-I mean, too bad," Chowder said, pretending to be sad.
"This fog's as thick as…as…" Anya couldn't find the right words.
"Gluttony's fat?" Karin suggested.
"That's pretty thick, but even thicker than that!" Erol exclaimed.
Allen moaned miserably, slumping down to the sleigh and placing his face into his hands. All of the citizens dejectedly hung their heads for the poor boy and all their work going to waste. "There go all of my hope…my precious plans…my glorious dreams…"
"There goes Christmas," Nina cried, tears flowing through her mummy wraps.
Timcanpy bounced toward his master and flitted excitedly. "No Timcanpy," the exorcist sighed. "Down, boy…" Suddenly the golem grew larger as he began to glow lightly, giving Allen an idea. "That's a bright light you have…the better to light my way!" Allen laughed, hopping back to his feet and settling himself down into his sleigh with his three friends joining him. "You're a genius, little buddy. To the head of the team, Timcanpy! We're taking off!"
Everyone exploded into cheers, whistle and whoops as Timcanpy strapped themselves and took off into the air. The robotic reindeer followed suit; dragging Allen and his friends in there sleigh with them along the long stage and into a ramp, sending flying into the sky.
"Wait, Allen; NO!!" Lenalee screamed at the top of her lungs for him to hear her, but they had already disappeared into the night. "Bug!" Georgie cried out as Cream gulped, "This is not good. Poor Chowder…"
"Naruto-kun," Misaki said softly, hoping the ninja was alright.
"Ho, ho, ha, ha, ha!" Allen's laugh was heard echoing throughout the town.
With Allen and his team gone the crowd started to dispel, leaving on Lenalee and her friends behind with terribly anxious looks on their face, "Good bye, Allen…" the robot girl whispered. "Oh, how I hope my premonition is wrong…" Lenalee began her mind-less wandering across the town with her friends behind her as Haruhi's band began playing a slow tune with Lenalee beginning to sing.
Lenalee: I sense there's something in the wind,
That feels like tragedy's at hand
And though I'd like to stand by him
Can't shake this feeling that I have
Soon, Misaki, Cream, and Georgie began to sing about their worries for their crushes as well.
Misaki: The worst is just around the bend
Cream: And does he notice my feelings for him?
Georgie: And will he see how much he means to me?
All Girls: I think it's not to be…
"Why am I glad I'm not singing?" Komui sweat-dropped as he continued to watch his sister and friends in concern.
Lenalee: What will become of my dear friend?
Where will his actions lead us then?
Lenalee spotted Firestar on top of gate as a fat grey cat with large green eyes and wearing a blue collar trotted to Georgie and leapt into her arms. This cat was Noodle, Georgie's pet cat.
All Girls: Although we'd like to join the crowd,
In their enthusiastic cloud,
Try as we may, it doesn't last…
And will we ever end up together?
Lenalee: No, I think not, it's never to become…
Lenalee cradled Firestar before he took off into the street. Noodle stayed with Georgie and looked into her friends' eyes as if she were telling her girl Things'll be okay soon.
For I am not…the one…
The girls sighed sadly, looking into the sky and wishing for Allen and their crushes safe return. Haruhi and her band finished the song as they looked sad along with Komui and Cheese.
Allen and his reluctant team were now in the actual world, the world of where little kids lived. Timcanpy lead the reindeer down to one household, but their landing was a little…er, rough. They accidentally sent an angel ornament falling off the room and dangling by a single wire outside of the child's window. The child, Mac, had woken up with a start. "Wakey Claus!" Mac exclaimed.
The square-headed boy ran to his living room, being as quiet as possible to not alert Wakey Claus. But, to his surprise, all he saw was some white-haired dude in a Wakey Claus outfit as he set some presents under the Christmas tree. "Wakey Claus?" Mac whispered in disbelief.
Allen, hearing him, turned to see the boy. "Hey, there! Merry Christmas!" the exorcist greeted, standing over him. "What's your name?"
"Uh …" Mac unable to answer.
"That's all right," the teen smiled as he reached into his bag, pulled out a present, and handed it to Mac. "I have a special present for you anyway!" Mac stared blankly as Allen got into his chimney, upside down as he pushed himself upward. "Ho-ho-ho-he-he-he!"
"That's not how you laugh!" three other voices shouted from on the roof.
Just then Mac's mom walked into the room in their pajamas. "What did San-I mea, Wakey Claus bring you, honey?" Mac's mom asked. Mac tore open his present and his eyes shot wide open. Mac pulled out a morbid-looking shrunken head.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
"Merry Christmas!" Allen's voice echoed as he took of into the sky again in his robotic reindeer-driven sleigh. "Ugh, I'm gonna lose my lunch," Chowder moaned.
Throughout Christmas Eve, Allen just (unintentionally, of course) continued wreaking havoc and chaos for all Christmas celebrators. Such as a killer wreath attacking an old woman. A snake devouring a family's tree. And toys attacking the kids!
"You're welcome, one and all!" Allen boomed, completely oblivious to the going abouts of terror. His friends, however, knew what was going on as Bug punched the side of the sleigh in frustration and snapped, "Dang it, why doesn't Allen see he's wrecking this holiday for everyone!?"
Naruto shrugged. "Maybe he thinks he's helping."
In the city's police station all of their phones were off the hook with distress calls. "Where'd you spot him?" Chief Wiggum said into one phone's receiver before picking up another. "Fast as we can, madam. Police? I know, I know, a white-haired teen with a deformed hand! Keep calm! Turn off all the lights. Make sure the doors are locked! Hello, police? Dang it, I HATE this cameo! I need some doughnuts!"
Back at Halloween Town, Osaka, Tomo, and Kagura were able to conjure up a news network through their cauldron, so the citizens could hear about how Allen was doing in spreading their Halloween Town Christmas. The newscaster's name was Ayaka Yukihiro as she reported, "Reports are pouring in from all over the globe that an imposter is shamelessly impersonating Santa…er, I mean, Wakey Claus, mocking and mangling this joyous holiday! Good thing he isn't mocking Negi-sensei, or I'd kill him myself!"
All of the residents of Halloween applauded and cheered for their approval as Lenalee and her crew nervously listened. "Police assure us that at this moment military units are mobilizing to stop the perpetrator of this heinous crime!"
"Military units?!" Lenalee, Misaki, Cream, Georgie, and Komui repeated in panic. "Chao!" Cheese added.
Lenalee said in determination, "We have to do something to save the boys……Where'd those spawn of evil take Wakey Claws?!"
GW: Uh, oh! Lenalee and her friends will take action in their own hands. Onto the next part!
