I, once more a chapter is up! Sorry the updates haven't been as frequent, you see, my other fics need attending to as well but this was my first and I'll always come back to it. Unless it's finished that is. So last time I sprung our super cool matrix moves on the Zoras mwa ha ha ha ha! And Link got his stuff back. And we have finally made it too the Fairy Fountain! Right now I am sitting at home with my cold. My year at school was going to go to a theme park to celebrate the end of term, but right now, they are on rides and I'm sneezing IT ISN'T FAIR! This is going to have a slight bitchy comment about Malon here and there but please bare with me, Anyway read the next chapter ^_^
"Hey we're here" Link stood up, "The Fairy Fountain. Took us long enough"
"I don't care where we are as long as we can go on a vacation afterwards," I mumbled struggling to pull Lucy up along with me
"Are you guys coming?" Link was striding down the tunnel of the cave towards a bright light at the end of the tunnel already
"Yeah we're coming" Lucy cried and we ran after him, tripping up a couple of times but eventually making it
Reaching the end of the tunnel we found ourselves in a shrine type thing. It was laced in pink and white light and the walls were waterfalls, it was very pretty. And the water in the pool at the end of the shrine was so clear you cloud see the bottom.
"Wow" Lucy said "Now what do we do?"
"We play Zelda's lullaby don't we Link?" I looked at the floor, "On the gold seal"
"Correct" Link went to stand on the seal and took out his ocarina.
La, la la, la la la, la, la la, la, la! ^_^ trying to remember the song tee hee
The melody was that of the royal family and as soon as Link had finished we heard the insane laughing of the fairy. She sprung out of the water in a rainbow of color and sat on nothing.
"Hey babe, and you too, girls of another world" she grinned "Thanks for coming, I was getting bored"
"Bored of what?" I asked
"Oh just not seeing my little Link babe here is boring" she did a summersault in the air and giggled again "Anyway, have you come to unseal me? I have been watching what's been going on in my land and I don't like it one bit"
"Yeah, we came to unseal you" Link smiled at the fairy "Can you help us do that?"
"I'm supposed to help you?" the fairy's jaw dropped in mock surprise "Oh yes, I am, I guess. Ok, you three hold hands in a circle"
Lucy and I gripped hands and we each took one of link's hands each.
"Now I say the magic words," the fairy said "Majora Star above, release the seal, havoc wreaked land commands you, bring the followers to me"
A wind howled down the tunnel as hundreds and hundreds of small pink fairies rushed in and hurricaned around the fountain and us. It was like being in the center of a tornado.
"SO MOTE IT BE!" the fairy yelled and all the fairies exploded into a wall of light, and then disappeared. We looked up at her "All done!" she smiled and flew down into the pool, yelling "Goddess of the sand next babe!" and she was gone
"How do you get all these girls after you?" Lucy asked, "Even the fairy is taken with you, and that is just weird"
"I told you, your Van Gogh here uses Head and Shoulders. Either that or L'Oreal" I did the hair flick that they do on the adverts "Because he's worth it. Aren't you Link babe," I said imitating the fairy
"Come off it" Link shoved us and said, "We got to got to the desert colossus now"
"Desert?" we repeated, "As in, where it's hot?"
"Yeah, how clever of you to realize that" Link walked into the tunnel, we ran after
"But, we're not dressed for it!" Lucy cried
"And it's not good for our complexion" I joined in "And we'll all get groggy and, and, you'll hit me again!"
"I won't hit you again!" Link turned, "Anyway~"
"S***, my backpack!" I interrupted "They took it away! S***"
"Don't worry" Link felt around in that invisible pocket of his where he kept all his stuff, and very, very conveniently he pulled out my backpack!
"Hey Link?" Lucy asked, "What exactly do you keep in there?"
"That's for me to know and~"
"Oh no, I don't wanna find out!" Lucy turned to me, "Is Linkin Park in there?"
"Of course" I brought out the cd player and handed it to her "Just press play"
"Thanks" she put the phones in and started bobbing to the music
"Let's go"
It took us about an hour to scale the cliff with the longshot, which was very frightening to me anyway. Cause it just sling shotted you across to the pool where the lost woods came up and left you breathless! We came to the entrance of the field again.
"Oh no" I rushed off to be sick. Another battle. This time Gerudos and Hylians, I crawled back to where a pale Lucy and Link stood "I'm...ok...phew"
"Sure?" Link asked, "Cause, um, we have to ride either a horse or, um, the dead cart"
"What?" We grabbed him and pushed him against a rock "You said nothing 'bout riding in a DEATH CARRIDGE!"
"Hey, hey, hey" he held his hands up defensively, "I said OR a horse remember?"
"Right, huddle" Lucy and me went off to the side to have a little 'chat'
"What shall we do?" Lucy asked
"Well, the carriage would stink and have blood, guts and lots of nasties in it. While the horse would be cramped and bumpy..." I trailed off thinking
"The horse" we chorused
"Alright then, wait a second" Link replied after we told him, we brought out his ocarina and played Epona's song.
"Was that to call you precious steed 'Invisibility'?" Lucy folded her arms
"Nope" I replied for Link "Here she comes now" Lucy rushed over to fuss Epona
"Who's a good little horsey? Yes you are, yes you are!" Lucy fed Epona polo
"It's official, Lucy's an animal person" I shrugged
"Um...can I have my horse back?" Link swung up on the saddle, we stood still "Well, we are riding aren't we?"
"I thought there'd be at least another horse" Lucy frowned
"How are we supposed to ride all on Epona?" I asked looking at the small horse
"We bunch up" Link grinned, "I sit at the front and you guys sit behind me"
"No way" Lucy folded her arms "No way are you getting me on that"
TEN MINUTES LATER
"I can't believe I'm on it"
"Oh well, it could be worse" I buried my face on her shoulder. Being at the back I had a right to be frightened of falling off.
Link seemed totally at home. Every so often he'd yell something like "Isn't this great!" or "Aren't you having fun?" we were eventually going to have to throw him off the horse due to his annoying comments about how 'fun' riding three to a horse was.
I felt a strange sensation "It. just. Got. Worse. Oh yeah"
"What's wrong?" Lucy shouted over the wind
"Um...well I kind of got a problem!" I called back, trying not to choke on her hair
"What kind of problem!" Link screamed back to me
"The kind where we need to stop in a town, or at least somewhere where we can get some supplies!" I replied
"How bout the ranch?" the looming fences agreed with him
"Alright!" I called
"What is it?" Lucy asked
"I'll explain when we get there"
"Right"
The ranch was pretty big. Getting on to the Termina ranch size. Maybe they'd had an extension put in or something. But I was very relieved to see it. And if you're a girl then you will definitely know what kind of 'very relieved' I'm talking about.
As soon as we got to the ranch, I leapt off and started to jump.
"What's your problem?" Link said dismounting
"Oh nothing" I gasped, "Just, you know, energetic!"
"Link!" a red headed woman rushed out and hugged Link ferociously "It's absolutely terrible, we've been raided five times in the last week!"
"Excuse me" Lucy said very politely "My friend needs a toilet, would you happen to know where to find one?"
"Upstairs" the woman said pointing to the house, her arms still wrapped around Link.
We raced into the house, throwing my backpack along with me we reached a non-game part of the house and I rushed into the bathroom, shutting the door.
"You know, I think it's obvious, I can't believe Link doesn't know what happens around now" Lucy said though the door
"Well, he must be a dumb blonde or something" I replied rummaging though my backpack
"When were you last on? Didn't you realize?" Lucy asked
"Sure, but I didn't think it would be now!"
"Well, that's nothing new, I think everyone's done that before" I heard Lucy giggle "You have to admit, on a horse! Now that's a photo op"
"Yeah, yeah laugh it up!" I called back "I won't be so sympathetic next time your moody or you need a spare!"
"Do you have pains?"
"Thankfully no" I stepped out the bathroom "If I did I would be out of here like that. No way am I saving the world with stomach pains"
"Great, let's go downstairs and greet the hosts properly. I want to see how link holds up with his new lady coat" Lucy grinned and ran down the steps, I followed after her.
I had known who they all were but I let them introduce themselves. Malon, Talon and Ingo. A subdued Ingo I might add.
"Will ya'll be stayin' the night with us?" Talon chortled over a dinner they had prepared for Link's honor. I mean how much honor does he have to get so much food?
"We'd be so glad if ya'll did" Malon grinned, her tanned face dimpling
"Sure" Lucy grinned too. Everybody grinned while I wondered if that grin was infectious.
"If you'll have us that is" Link bowed his head "We'd also be grateful if you could lend us some horses, three to a pony isn't the best way to travel, but we managed it all the way here"
"Sure thing fairy boy" Malon batted her eyes at him, Link blushed, we kicked him under the table.
"Ouch!" Link jerked and glared at us as he began to choke on food we'd knocked back
"You alright kid?" Talon guffawed as he clapped Link on the back
"Just peachy" Link gasped
"Well that's great" Ingo stood up, "I have to get back to work. Still a few hours till dark"
"Bye bye Mr. Ingo" Malon saw him to the door
"Well isn't this nice" Talon beamed "It's not often we have more than one pretty young lady sitting at our table. How'd one of you like to marry me huh?"
"What?" we got out before realizing his joke
"Just kiddin' girls, just kiddin' I'm way too old for you. You need Link here. Heck, he can marry both of you and Malon here!" he slapped Link on the back "Eh boy?"
"Well um..." Link blushed and got up to help Malon
"We just saving the world" I grinned awkwardly "Nothing special, I mean marrying two girls, he he he...aaah"
"That's against the law anyway," Lucy added and we fell over laughing
"I say something funny?" Talon whispered to Link
"Well, you know girls" Link replied, clearing the table
"Link?" Malon smiled and fluttered "Would you mind helping me clean the stables?"
"Of course not" Link went out after Malon "What do we have to do?"
"Poor boy" I sighed
"That is probably the worst pick up line I have ever heard" Lucy said
"And he fell for it" I added, we looked at each other and fell about laughing, Link, picking up girls, imagine that *lol*!
"Well, girls you play around for a couple of hours till dinner. We got work to do so don't be put off if we don't talk to you"
"Thanks Mr. Talon" we said and he left after the others
"Y'know, Link's Brad Pitt here isn't he?" I said stretching
"He kind of looks like Brad Pitt" Lucy agreed
"Mmmmm but give me Joseph Gordon Levitt any day" I got up and walked to the window "Want to go see the ponies?"
"They have ponies?"
"It is a ranch"
"Let's go"
So we spent an hour playing with the horses and ponies and just generally being energetic. Then we flopped on the grass in a corner of the ranch and stared at the clouds.
"It's hard to believe over the wall is a blood stained battlefield" Lucy said dreamily "Oh look at that one, it's like a dog!" pointing at the sky
"I hated that field" I replied "I lost breakfast when we saw it today"
"Same here as yesterday"
"It's also hard to believe that we only came here just over twenty four hours ago"
"Yeah, it seems like forever" Lucy sighed "I feel older after seeing that field and almost dying"
"Definitely" I closed my eyes "Trust my body to have its turn over today"
"Oh well, if it wasn't you, it would've been me"
"That's true"
"Well, the desert is the worst place to go for you I guess" Lucy stirred, I heard her roll over to face the ranch "Hey look Link Is riding backwards"
"This I have to see" I sat up and looked
In the pen Link was riding backwards, leaping over Epona, hand standing on her saddle. All to a clapping and cheering Malon.
"What a show off" I lay down again
"Link or the horse?"
"Both"
"Don't forget Malon"
"I won't. She always seemed okay in the game, but too much Malon makes Link a dull boy"
"Too true" Lucy carried on watching "He has to show off to every b*****y one doesn't he"
We spent the rest of the day relaxing. And everyone seemed to forget there was blood on the Otherside of the wall. It was refreshing to have a break, even though my whole life up to yesterday had been a break from this kind of war and killing.
Everyone went to bed satisfied and full from dinner. Lucy and I shared Malon's room, while Link slept in the men's room. Needless to say she snored.
Sorry about the Malon bashing parts. But her singing annoys me in the game. How was this chapter? Not to personal? Not too much Malon bashing? Send me your thoughts in a lovely review ^_^
"Hey we're here" Link stood up, "The Fairy Fountain. Took us long enough"
"I don't care where we are as long as we can go on a vacation afterwards," I mumbled struggling to pull Lucy up along with me
"Are you guys coming?" Link was striding down the tunnel of the cave towards a bright light at the end of the tunnel already
"Yeah we're coming" Lucy cried and we ran after him, tripping up a couple of times but eventually making it
Reaching the end of the tunnel we found ourselves in a shrine type thing. It was laced in pink and white light and the walls were waterfalls, it was very pretty. And the water in the pool at the end of the shrine was so clear you cloud see the bottom.
"Wow" Lucy said "Now what do we do?"
"We play Zelda's lullaby don't we Link?" I looked at the floor, "On the gold seal"
"Correct" Link went to stand on the seal and took out his ocarina.
La, la la, la la la, la, la la, la, la! ^_^ trying to remember the song tee hee
The melody was that of the royal family and as soon as Link had finished we heard the insane laughing of the fairy. She sprung out of the water in a rainbow of color and sat on nothing.
"Hey babe, and you too, girls of another world" she grinned "Thanks for coming, I was getting bored"
"Bored of what?" I asked
"Oh just not seeing my little Link babe here is boring" she did a summersault in the air and giggled again "Anyway, have you come to unseal me? I have been watching what's been going on in my land and I don't like it one bit"
"Yeah, we came to unseal you" Link smiled at the fairy "Can you help us do that?"
"I'm supposed to help you?" the fairy's jaw dropped in mock surprise "Oh yes, I am, I guess. Ok, you three hold hands in a circle"
Lucy and I gripped hands and we each took one of link's hands each.
"Now I say the magic words," the fairy said "Majora Star above, release the seal, havoc wreaked land commands you, bring the followers to me"
A wind howled down the tunnel as hundreds and hundreds of small pink fairies rushed in and hurricaned around the fountain and us. It was like being in the center of a tornado.
"SO MOTE IT BE!" the fairy yelled and all the fairies exploded into a wall of light, and then disappeared. We looked up at her "All done!" she smiled and flew down into the pool, yelling "Goddess of the sand next babe!" and she was gone
"How do you get all these girls after you?" Lucy asked, "Even the fairy is taken with you, and that is just weird"
"I told you, your Van Gogh here uses Head and Shoulders. Either that or L'Oreal" I did the hair flick that they do on the adverts "Because he's worth it. Aren't you Link babe," I said imitating the fairy
"Come off it" Link shoved us and said, "We got to got to the desert colossus now"
"Desert?" we repeated, "As in, where it's hot?"
"Yeah, how clever of you to realize that" Link walked into the tunnel, we ran after
"But, we're not dressed for it!" Lucy cried
"And it's not good for our complexion" I joined in "And we'll all get groggy and, and, you'll hit me again!"
"I won't hit you again!" Link turned, "Anyway~"
"S***, my backpack!" I interrupted "They took it away! S***"
"Don't worry" Link felt around in that invisible pocket of his where he kept all his stuff, and very, very conveniently he pulled out my backpack!
"Hey Link?" Lucy asked, "What exactly do you keep in there?"
"That's for me to know and~"
"Oh no, I don't wanna find out!" Lucy turned to me, "Is Linkin Park in there?"
"Of course" I brought out the cd player and handed it to her "Just press play"
"Thanks" she put the phones in and started bobbing to the music
"Let's go"
It took us about an hour to scale the cliff with the longshot, which was very frightening to me anyway. Cause it just sling shotted you across to the pool where the lost woods came up and left you breathless! We came to the entrance of the field again.
"Oh no" I rushed off to be sick. Another battle. This time Gerudos and Hylians, I crawled back to where a pale Lucy and Link stood "I'm...ok...phew"
"Sure?" Link asked, "Cause, um, we have to ride either a horse or, um, the dead cart"
"What?" We grabbed him and pushed him against a rock "You said nothing 'bout riding in a DEATH CARRIDGE!"
"Hey, hey, hey" he held his hands up defensively, "I said OR a horse remember?"
"Right, huddle" Lucy and me went off to the side to have a little 'chat'
"What shall we do?" Lucy asked
"Well, the carriage would stink and have blood, guts and lots of nasties in it. While the horse would be cramped and bumpy..." I trailed off thinking
"The horse" we chorused
"Alright then, wait a second" Link replied after we told him, we brought out his ocarina and played Epona's song.
"Was that to call you precious steed 'Invisibility'?" Lucy folded her arms
"Nope" I replied for Link "Here she comes now" Lucy rushed over to fuss Epona
"Who's a good little horsey? Yes you are, yes you are!" Lucy fed Epona polo
"It's official, Lucy's an animal person" I shrugged
"Um...can I have my horse back?" Link swung up on the saddle, we stood still "Well, we are riding aren't we?"
"I thought there'd be at least another horse" Lucy frowned
"How are we supposed to ride all on Epona?" I asked looking at the small horse
"We bunch up" Link grinned, "I sit at the front and you guys sit behind me"
"No way" Lucy folded her arms "No way are you getting me on that"
TEN MINUTES LATER
"I can't believe I'm on it"
"Oh well, it could be worse" I buried my face on her shoulder. Being at the back I had a right to be frightened of falling off.
Link seemed totally at home. Every so often he'd yell something like "Isn't this great!" or "Aren't you having fun?" we were eventually going to have to throw him off the horse due to his annoying comments about how 'fun' riding three to a horse was.
I felt a strange sensation "It. just. Got. Worse. Oh yeah"
"What's wrong?" Lucy shouted over the wind
"Um...well I kind of got a problem!" I called back, trying not to choke on her hair
"What kind of problem!" Link screamed back to me
"The kind where we need to stop in a town, or at least somewhere where we can get some supplies!" I replied
"How bout the ranch?" the looming fences agreed with him
"Alright!" I called
"What is it?" Lucy asked
"I'll explain when we get there"
"Right"
The ranch was pretty big. Getting on to the Termina ranch size. Maybe they'd had an extension put in or something. But I was very relieved to see it. And if you're a girl then you will definitely know what kind of 'very relieved' I'm talking about.
As soon as we got to the ranch, I leapt off and started to jump.
"What's your problem?" Link said dismounting
"Oh nothing" I gasped, "Just, you know, energetic!"
"Link!" a red headed woman rushed out and hugged Link ferociously "It's absolutely terrible, we've been raided five times in the last week!"
"Excuse me" Lucy said very politely "My friend needs a toilet, would you happen to know where to find one?"
"Upstairs" the woman said pointing to the house, her arms still wrapped around Link.
We raced into the house, throwing my backpack along with me we reached a non-game part of the house and I rushed into the bathroom, shutting the door.
"You know, I think it's obvious, I can't believe Link doesn't know what happens around now" Lucy said though the door
"Well, he must be a dumb blonde or something" I replied rummaging though my backpack
"When were you last on? Didn't you realize?" Lucy asked
"Sure, but I didn't think it would be now!"
"Well, that's nothing new, I think everyone's done that before" I heard Lucy giggle "You have to admit, on a horse! Now that's a photo op"
"Yeah, yeah laugh it up!" I called back "I won't be so sympathetic next time your moody or you need a spare!"
"Do you have pains?"
"Thankfully no" I stepped out the bathroom "If I did I would be out of here like that. No way am I saving the world with stomach pains"
"Great, let's go downstairs and greet the hosts properly. I want to see how link holds up with his new lady coat" Lucy grinned and ran down the steps, I followed after her.
I had known who they all were but I let them introduce themselves. Malon, Talon and Ingo. A subdued Ingo I might add.
"Will ya'll be stayin' the night with us?" Talon chortled over a dinner they had prepared for Link's honor. I mean how much honor does he have to get so much food?
"We'd be so glad if ya'll did" Malon grinned, her tanned face dimpling
"Sure" Lucy grinned too. Everybody grinned while I wondered if that grin was infectious.
"If you'll have us that is" Link bowed his head "We'd also be grateful if you could lend us some horses, three to a pony isn't the best way to travel, but we managed it all the way here"
"Sure thing fairy boy" Malon batted her eyes at him, Link blushed, we kicked him under the table.
"Ouch!" Link jerked and glared at us as he began to choke on food we'd knocked back
"You alright kid?" Talon guffawed as he clapped Link on the back
"Just peachy" Link gasped
"Well that's great" Ingo stood up, "I have to get back to work. Still a few hours till dark"
"Bye bye Mr. Ingo" Malon saw him to the door
"Well isn't this nice" Talon beamed "It's not often we have more than one pretty young lady sitting at our table. How'd one of you like to marry me huh?"
"What?" we got out before realizing his joke
"Just kiddin' girls, just kiddin' I'm way too old for you. You need Link here. Heck, he can marry both of you and Malon here!" he slapped Link on the back "Eh boy?"
"Well um..." Link blushed and got up to help Malon
"We just saving the world" I grinned awkwardly "Nothing special, I mean marrying two girls, he he he...aaah"
"That's against the law anyway," Lucy added and we fell over laughing
"I say something funny?" Talon whispered to Link
"Well, you know girls" Link replied, clearing the table
"Link?" Malon smiled and fluttered "Would you mind helping me clean the stables?"
"Of course not" Link went out after Malon "What do we have to do?"
"Poor boy" I sighed
"That is probably the worst pick up line I have ever heard" Lucy said
"And he fell for it" I added, we looked at each other and fell about laughing, Link, picking up girls, imagine that *lol*!
"Well, girls you play around for a couple of hours till dinner. We got work to do so don't be put off if we don't talk to you"
"Thanks Mr. Talon" we said and he left after the others
"Y'know, Link's Brad Pitt here isn't he?" I said stretching
"He kind of looks like Brad Pitt" Lucy agreed
"Mmmmm but give me Joseph Gordon Levitt any day" I got up and walked to the window "Want to go see the ponies?"
"They have ponies?"
"It is a ranch"
"Let's go"
So we spent an hour playing with the horses and ponies and just generally being energetic. Then we flopped on the grass in a corner of the ranch and stared at the clouds.
"It's hard to believe over the wall is a blood stained battlefield" Lucy said dreamily "Oh look at that one, it's like a dog!" pointing at the sky
"I hated that field" I replied "I lost breakfast when we saw it today"
"Same here as yesterday"
"It's also hard to believe that we only came here just over twenty four hours ago"
"Yeah, it seems like forever" Lucy sighed "I feel older after seeing that field and almost dying"
"Definitely" I closed my eyes "Trust my body to have its turn over today"
"Oh well, if it wasn't you, it would've been me"
"That's true"
"Well, the desert is the worst place to go for you I guess" Lucy stirred, I heard her roll over to face the ranch "Hey look Link Is riding backwards"
"This I have to see" I sat up and looked
In the pen Link was riding backwards, leaping over Epona, hand standing on her saddle. All to a clapping and cheering Malon.
"What a show off" I lay down again
"Link or the horse?"
"Both"
"Don't forget Malon"
"I won't. She always seemed okay in the game, but too much Malon makes Link a dull boy"
"Too true" Lucy carried on watching "He has to show off to every b*****y one doesn't he"
We spent the rest of the day relaxing. And everyone seemed to forget there was blood on the Otherside of the wall. It was refreshing to have a break, even though my whole life up to yesterday had been a break from this kind of war and killing.
Everyone went to bed satisfied and full from dinner. Lucy and I shared Malon's room, while Link slept in the men's room. Needless to say she snored.
Sorry about the Malon bashing parts. But her singing annoys me in the game. How was this chapter? Not to personal? Not too much Malon bashing? Send me your thoughts in a lovely review ^_^