Stacy tapped her nails against the small table next to the hospital couch she was sitting on, she was sitting next to Trish whom she had called a few hours before, they had given them their own personal waiting room because well Randy gave the nurse his number, so sitting across from her and Trish was Edge, two guys she didn't know, and a girl she didn't know, then sitting by himself in the corner was Randy, he was looking at his phone very seriously so Stacy assumed he was waiting for some kind of call. It had been nearly an hour since anyone had actually said anything and since it was going on one in the morning she decided it would be in her best interest if she got some coffee, "I'm going to get some coffee, you guys want anything?"

Edge looked at her before shrugging all he could think about was how Lita was, of course they couldn't tell him anything, considering that he wasn't family, "I guess."

"How about I come with you?" Trish asked, she too was getting annoyed by the silence, but she had to stay Lita was one of her best friends.

"Okay, anyone else coming?" Stacy asked not necessarily caring.

"I'll come, I'm tired of sitting." Randy said finally taking his attention off his phone, he had been waiting for a while to get a text back from his uncle Rick, of course he was probably asleep now, but he needed to talk to him.

"Can you get three more?" Dawn asked, looking at Chris who was almost asleep and Christian who was just tired.

Stacy nodded before the three walked out of the room, she made sure that Trish was in the middle since she felt kind of awkward around Randy ever since their conversation, "Well-"

"You know Stacy if you wanted to kiss Trish right now that'd be cool." Randy said with a smirk on his face, he decided that picking on Stacy was a lot more than waiting on some stupid call.

"What is he talking about, are you gay?" Trish asked very confused by the situation.

Stacy rolled her eyes wondering what made her tell Randy about her encounter with Christy in college, but the best thing was to fight fire with fire, "You know Randy why don't you find a girl here, I'm sure somebody's grandmother would love to be in your company."

"Grandmother?" Trish asked.

"Hey Stacy how's Professor Ryan?" Randy asked, getting what Stacy was doing and not willing to let it slide.

"Who the hell is-

"How's your Uncle Rick?" Stacy countered stopping as she grabbed a coffee cup.

"He has a-"

"You know Stacy I met this guy from NYU, do you know a girl named Legs who flashed the entire school?" Randy asked, he actually had met someone who had told him about that, he just never expected he'd meet the famous 'Legs'.

"I never told you that!" Stacy exclaimed, wondering how the hell Randy would know that.

"I never told you about my Uncle Rick, you just happen to be an expert eavesdropper." Randy replied, reminding her he didn't tell her by choice.

"You know you did tell me about one thing." Stacy said about to bring up his father.

"What's that Legs?" Randy asked ready for whatever her reply was.

"Wait you're-"

"You told me about your-"

"Everyone shut the hell up and let me talk!" Trish yelled, "Now you will all answer to me, am I clear?"

"Crystal." Randy responded as he crossed his arms and gave a short glare to both the blonds.

"Firstly, Stacy are you gay?" Trish asked, repeating her question from earlier.

"No I just made the mistake of telling Randy about-"

"How she used to makeout naked with her friends in college." Randy interrupted her a smirk on his face as he did so.

"Okay then," Trish said as a weird look plastered on her face, "Randy what did Stacy mean by you spending time with grandmothers?"

"Well I-"

"He hooked up with an old librarian." Stacy stated giving the same smirk to Randy as satisfaction entered her.

"Mrs. Young?" Trish asked disgusted, "She's older than my grandmother."

"Mae was very gentle and despite age she knew how to go," Randy replied, he felt sort of strange talking about sex with two of his kind of friends that were girls, "may she rest in peace."

"Professor Ryan?" Trish asked as she began to wonder why the two knew so much about each other.

"Stacy got someone to photoshop a picture of her old college professor's face on her naked body, posted online to get her fired." Randy answered, wondering if he could find those pictures.

"Oh my god!" Trish exclaimed, "Now on to Uncle Rick."

"Randy's uncle, he-"

"He owns the company that Edge and I work for." Randy said, feeling as if Trish wouldn't tell anyone.

"Oh, well good for him, now Stacy were you one of those annoying party girls in college?" Trish asked finally making up a question, she was really intrigued by what she had learned today.

"Yeah, I kind of regret that now seeing as all of my graduating class saw my boobs, at least that taught me not to get drunk though." Stacy replied slightly embarrassed.

"So how about we not tell anyone about this?" Randy asked, looking at Trish with pleading eyes.

"Alright, I won't tell, but I do want to know why the hell do you guys know these things about each other?" Trish asked as she looked at both of them, she was beginning to suspect they had something going on.

Stacy exchanged a look with Randy, she wondered the same thing but he was just so easy to talk to, it came out naturally, she knew she couldn't say it out loud but she kind of felt like she could tell him anything and he wouldn't judge her, mostly due to him doing equally bad things, "I think it was the stress of Li being here."

Randy nodded despite thinking everything Stacy had been, "I think so too."

Edge breathed deeply as he waited for news, any news about Lita, but groaned as the most evil creatures in the world came into the room,

"Well, well, if it isn't little Adam Copeland." Jefferson Dumas said as he looked at Edge.

"What are you doing here?" Anna asked, "Haven't you done enough to out daughter, getting her involved with a troublesome boy like you?"

"Mr. and Mrs. Dumas you are exactly how I remember you." Edge stated as he rolled his eyes, they were the same, they were both still bitches.

"You too dear," Anna said as she sat across from him, "any news on how my baby was put in here?"

"Her boyfriend." Edge grumbled, maybe that would mean they would finally think he wasn't her worst boyfriend.

"John is an astounding young man Adam, how dare you try to pin this on him while he isn't here to defend himself, you should be ashamed." Anna stated.

Edge shook his head, they should be ashamed that they were siding with the man who did that to her, "You two are-"

"Hey who was the eighteenth president?" Chris asked as he looked at his phone.

"Why-"

"Trivia Crack, come on man I need to know I've almost beat Randy." Chris said as he looked at the timer going down.

"I don't know Johnson?" Edge guessed really having no idea.

"Actually it is-"

"How the hell am I supposed to know that the eighteenth president was Ulysses S. Grant." Chris complained, "My history teacher in high school was the worst."

"Your no prize either mister but I put up with you for eighteen years."

"Mom, how's it going?" Chris asked as he turned to his mother, "What are you doing here?"

"I heard Lita was hurt, so I decided to see if you all were okay only to find out I was 'the worst'" Lydia said as she squeezed in next to her son, "Hey Christian congratulations on the engagement," Lydia turned to her son, "why aren't you engaged, you should be."

Chris looked at the ground, this was why he stayed far away from his mother, "I haven't found the right person yet mom."

"Well come on and get out there, you only have so many years where those swimmers will work you know unless you get a woman with-"

"We're back!" Trish called as she handed everyone there coffees.

"Trish, how you doing girlfriend?" Lydia asked.

"Lydia it is so nice to-"

"Stop looking at my ass Randy!" Stacy shouted as she turned around, what did he think she was, a piece of meat?

"I don't know what your talking about if anything you should get your ass out of my eye sight I am trying to drink coffee here." Randy countered mentally cursing that he got caught staring at her.

"Excuse me?" Stacy asked, he was such a pig.

"You heard me." Randy replied with a smirk before realizing all the old people in the room, "Jefferson how's it going?"

"Great Randy, did you hear Francine won her ballroom dancing competition?" Jefferson asked.

"I did, tell Frannie I say congratulations." Randy responded, he had a nickname that he called himself, the master of the parents.

"Really you guys like him!" Edge exclaimed not believing his ears, "He sleeps with an average of three girls a week."

"Have you ever gotten anyone pregnant?" Jefferson asked Randy.

"No," Randy looked at Stacy knowing it was the perfect time to push her buttons, "but if you want to start working on it baby I'm free all week."

"You are such a pig!" Stacy shouted as she tried as hard as she could not to blush, she was lucky she'd never seen him shirtless, but all she could hope for was boils, maybe that would make him less hot.

"Hey if I'm a pig I've turned into bacon." Randy stated as a smirk appeared on his face, teasing her was actually kind of fun.

"Well I know that bacon goes good with coffee, why don't you have some?" Stacy asked smiling before dumping her coffee on his head.

Randy screamed as hot coffee ran down his head, "What the hell you could have given me first degree burns."

"I'm sorry but you've already been fried." Stacy said as she smirked, he deserved it.

"Randy are you okay, you look kind of pale?" Trish asked with sudden concern for her friend.

"She's right, what's in that coffee Stacy?" Edge asked for a minute forgetting about Lita.

"Nothing much, milk, sugar, and cinnamon." Stacy responded, before looking at Randy with worried eyes, what the hell did she do to him.

"Damn it Stacy he's allergic to cinnamon." Edge stated as he went out in to the hall, "Hey doctors my friend is having an allergic reaction!"

Dr. Rhodes gave a look at Lita as she opened her eyes, "Hey Lita how are you feeling?"

Lita looked at the man with confused eyes, "Where am I and who the hell is Lita?"

A/N Thoughts? I know that Edge and Lita weren't in most of this chapter but they'll be in more in the next one ;)