Naruto-Puberty and Ninja Stuff II
A Naruto Fanfic
A humorous version of the future
Involving lots of pubic stuff
By Niko SiMamu
Rated M (ooh)
Sequel Time!
Chapter 10: Look me in the eyes
"Holy s**t, Sasuke! What the f**k are you doing?" Suigetsu screamed as he pulled Sasuke by his hood and dragged him out of the hotel room.
Sasuke remained lifeless and as Suigetsu forced him to run along the corridor towards the stairs black flames arose around them. They could hear screaming from behind the door and people frantically pulling their doors open and charging out.
Suigetsu smashed the fire alarm box and pulled the lever, Zed and Juugo joined the two of them. Question marks sprung to their faces and raised eyebrows.
"Fool found out Sakura's getting married to Bushy Brow and got mad" Suigetsu replied.
"Guess we're going to have to leave town again" Juugo remarked.
"God, this dick has got to learn to control his emotions, the quicker we get him out of here the better chance we have of Rock Lee not meeting one of Sasuke's revenge rages" Zed informed them thusly.
"Get off" Sasuke spoke up and threw Suigetsu off him.
"S**t, we're too late. He's going to kill Rock Lee and there's nothing we can do" Zed remarked as Suigetsu picked himself up.
"No" Sasuke remarked and raised his arms, all the flames sprung up and flowed up his arm, his mangekyou sharingan twisting and turning in his eyes.
"So, are you going to kill Rock Lee?" Sakura asked from behind him.
"No, but I'm afraid I can't be in this team anymore" Sasuke replied and left them to themselves.
"Do we follow him?" Suigetsu asked the fellow Taka members.
"I'm not sure" Zed responded.
"Yes" Juugo said and followed Sasuke. Suigetsu and Zed looked at each other and then followed Juugo.
It was a windy day as summer ended and autumn dawned upon the village. The training ground was practically bare with only two ninjas sat on a bench to provide scenery other than the trees and training equipment. These two ninjas were Sakura and Naruto.
"I can't wait to find out how Sasuke's going to explain himself to Tsunade about this!" Naruto said.
"Hum…." Sakura replied.
"Is something the matter, Sakura?" Naruto asked caringly.
"I'm… I'm not sure… I think I want to… No, no; but… I want to break up the engagement. I don't even love him, it's just that I never thought Sasuke would return" Sakura responded.
"Well, that's not something I can't decide for you, Sakura. That's a decision you need to make" Naruto said.
"Yeah, I know" she snapped.
"I'm going to leave you to your thoughts" and Naruto got up and left the training ground, Sakura biting her lip as a cold breeze filled her.
Sasuke lay on top of a hill with his head in his arms as he rested on a smooth rock. He had a candy cigarette in his mouth and his eyes gently shut. He heard the hard puffing of a man running past him, he raised his left eye to see who was disturbing him.
"Morning, Sasuke" the one person he didn't want to see today.
"Lee" he replied sharply.
"So, did you hear about me and Sakura!" Rock Lee said joyously.
"Yep" Sasuke replied and sighed.
"Will you be attending our wedding?" Lee asked.
"I'll get back to you" he replied.
"Well, okay; but it would help us if you could get back to us quickly as we only have so much time left to get everything organised for a certain amount of people" Lee replied.
"I'll try to get back to you as quickly as possible" Sasuke said with a forced smile.
"Thank you" Lee said and left him to his thoughts.
Sasuke tried to get back to a state of rest but he only had one thing on his mind. He wrote it with his blood on one of the trees, underlining with his gentle tears. It said:
KILL ROCK LEE.
Although their previous mission had been re-assigned to another team the case of the missing girls was still to be found out. Tsume had taken it upon himself to solve. His team was on the bare, with only Ruusu (who'd been absent before because of an injury) and Naruto to help him.
It was late at night and Ruusu stood at the bus stop waiting for no particular bus. She was wearing a skimpy bikini and had thrown water on herself. She also had high heels and a very short mini-skirt that if she sat down all would be visible.
She bit her lip in expectation; feeling quite bored considering she'd been waiting a couple of hours and it was now going 1am. She tipped head back and rested her eyes.
In a flash of light she felt multiple arms wrap around her and her hair flowing through the air as she was pulled along. She opened her eyes wide and looked down in shock at the masked gentleman holding her.
"Get the fu-"she began before one of them muffled her voice with their hand.
She swiped a kunai from a pocket on the side of her leg and slashed across the one muffling her voice's face. He yelped and held his face in pain. She kicked wildly, doing the splits at the same time, and kicked two more of the five around her.
Ruusu pulled out a sword from thin air on her back and pushed the other two against the wall, her sword pressed half a centimetre away from their necks. The two held their breath as if they exhaled their neck would come into contact with the sword.
"Where are you taking all the girls?" she demanded.
"Who's asking?" one of them asked.
She looked at him with evil eyes and pushed the sword closer to him so that it was only a quarter of a centimetre away.
"Tell me, bitch. Unless you wanna say 'hi' from me to the devil" she threatened.
"Wait, I'll tell you" the other one said.
"Go on" she said, pulling the sword back to its original measurement.
"We're taking them back to our home, at the very end of town, and we're keeping them toys for experiments and sex, once we're done we either kill them or make them our permanent sex slave" he explained.
"You sick b*****d!" she shouted and smacked him round the face.
Tsume and Naruto stepped out from the shadows and entered the scene, crunching their fists and readying their weapons.
"What kinds of experiments?" Tsume demanded.
"Our leader is trying to find the perfect vessel to put his split personality into" the man explained.
"Take us to him" Tsume said and they were lead to these rapists' base.
Neji and TenTen trained at the training ground the usual way they do. One of TenTen's kunais was deflected by Neji into a tree. TenTen strolled over to collect it and was shocked by what she found written on the tree.
"Um… Neji… would you please come over here" she said and he walked over.
"What is it, TenTen?" he asked.
"Look" she said, pointing to the writing on the tree, Neji's mouth gaped open in shock.
KILL ROCK LEE.
"Who the f**k did this?" he demanded.
"I don't know, we need to show him this" TenTen replied.
"Let's go get him" Neji said and the two ran off to get Rock Lee and show him what they'd found.
The three of them and the two masked men entered a rundown part of the city. It was littered with litter and other disgusting remnants. The five houses around them looked like they could fall down any minute.
The three were led into the best looking house, and that was saying something considering how horrible this house looked. The room was totally dark and the only light was moonlight coming from a window on the left that meant you could see the bottom of the room. There were tables around the room with bodies on them that they weren't sure if they were dead or alive as each body had ripped clothes and looked awfully pale. There were bottles of blood and chemicals on shelves on the wall. In the centre of the bottom you could see half a chair with half of someone in it because the light meant you couldn't see the top of the chair.
The three of them tried to work out who was on the chair but it was made easier for them when the person slowly rose from the chair and spoke in a voice that sounded like two at once, one sounded normal but the other sounded slithery and sent chills down their spine.
The person said "Who is this you've brought- Oh, what a pleasure, if it isn't my old chum from my younger days, Naruto Uzumaki."
"Oh, f**k me" Naruto moaned.
They brought Rock Lee to the tree where he was shocked by what he saw. His mouth gaped open and he remained speechless for a while until he was able to utter "Who… who would do this? Who wants to kill me?"
"Do you have any enemies?" TenTen asked.
"Not that I know of" Rock Lee replied.
Someone jumped from the tree and landed in the trees shadows. The person looked up so that the glint of their eye shone in the moonlight. The only thing you could make out of the person because of the shadows was their blood red eyes. The person spoke, uttering those cursed words on the tree.
"KILL ROCK LEE."
Okay, readers, I may not be able to write chapter 11 in the next few weeks as I have exams between June 20-23 and for now I need to revise. I'll try but I'll only be able to write in my spare time. I'll try to finish it as quickly as possible. Shame this was the cliff-hanger I had to leave for now on, right? :D