Thanks to ive-gone-all-jelliod and SushiBar for advice on my bellybutton. I've decided to take the bull by the watsits and get it done. By the way, I think my Beta is away or something because she's still not done my last chapter. Here's the next one anyway I hope you enjoy. It will be a little bit longer than the others because now I'm back at school I can only really write on the weekends. I will try and get some done in the week though. Anyway where was I? Oh yes, on with the story…
5 Minutes Later
Rollo is watching me like a Seeing Eye dog. He should get together with Mr. Next door. They would make a great team. I wonder if Rollo has some poodles. Oi, Brain, Shutup!
1 Second later
I snuggled in to Dave. He leaped up like a salmon. 'Sorry Dave did I scare you?' I laughed.
'I was sleeping.' He said matter of factly.
I said 'With your eyes open?'
'Yeah, it's a skill I learnt to get through Math's with Mrs. Martin. God that woman was boring.'
'Well, you're awake now'
'Yes, indeedy'
Then I said 'I've been meaning to give you this' Then I glanced at Rollo and Leaned in for a quick spot of number 6.
1 Minute later
6 ¼. Mmmm, Yummy scrumbos. Then I nuzzled his neck a bit and even did some ear snogging. Cor blimey I've not done ear snogging since back in the good old days of Robbie! Dave did the little moany thing when I did that. Everyone was laughing at him. We came up for air and Jools said 'You sounded like farm animals!'
Dave said to her 'Jools you would also sound like a farm animal if you had this Sex Kitty for a girlfriend.' And he started doing tickly bears. We didn't even do the "No You're mad." thing!
1 Second later
The only fly in the ointmosity was Rollo. He was still staring at us even though we were tickling each other to death. Does he think I have some other midget boyfriend in my pocket and I'm going to start snogging him in a minute?!
1 Minute later
Dave rolled over so that I was on the floor with my arms pinned down. He was leaning over me grinning like a fule. 'Give in now Kittykat or I may be forced to tickle you mercilessly until you explode.' He said, staring down at me. He had that naughty look in his eye that gave me the horn big style.
2 Seconds later
I can't resist. If I just lean up and snog him now… Poo. He leant back as I leant forwards. 'Give up first, then snogs' He said. Cheeky Cat!
'Ok, I give in.' I said
'How about…I give in Dave you sexy beast; I'm a slave to your snogging!' He said. I gave him that Don't-Even-Bother look. 'Gee, give up now or I'm going to tickle you.' He said and gave me his "sternest" look.
'Do I really have to say that?' Everyone was looking at us. The whole park was staring in our direction. Go away you nosey French people! Rollo's eyes were burning a hole in the side of my head he was staring that hard.
Dave said 'Georgia…' In a warning like tone.
'Alright…I give in Dave you…Sexy beast...I'm a slave to your snogging'
The ace gang cheered and Dave helped me sit up and started snogging me again. He even did this really cool thing where he did little sucky kisses on the tip of my nose. It made me go really jelloid. That has got to be 6 1/3. I bloody hope my nose doesn't swell up though! My lips I can deal with but not my nose. My snogging would be tip-top with huge lips.
1 Second Later
No actually, Mark big gob was a crap, nunga-molesting snogger! Ewww, Get out of my head Mark. There's no room for you and your huge gob in here!
15 Minutes later
Dave is so the king of snogging.
1 Second later
That makes me the queen!
1:40 pm
How the bloody hell did this happen. I've ended up getting ice-creams. (Un)Luckily for me I've got a partner in crime. No not Dave or Rosie or even Jas. No, it's Rollo.
1 Second later
Rollo. Rollo the all Seeing Eye dog. Rollo who has stared at me, even when he's snogging Jools. Rollo who has probably looked at me for so long that he knows how many nose hairs I have.
2 Minutes Later
Oh god he's talking to me. Keep calm Georgia. Don't mention Red-Herrings. Or decoy Ducks. Or the cosmic horn.
'You alright Gee? You seem a bit twitchy.' He said to me.
'No I'm ok. Just a bit worried.' No, No, No. Stoooooooooooop!
'Worried about what babe?' Babe?
'Ducks mainly' Brain to Mouth. Brain to Mouth. Shut the hell up!
He put his arm round my shoulders. What is he doing?! I'm his best mate's girlfriend! 'Georgia you're so sweet.' Ooh, I get it now. He's trying to get me to react, so that Dave will dump me. What a fabulous friend he is!
'Thanks. It's all this Cosmic change. It affects them. The ducks.' Georgia, get a grip! Remove Rollo's arm from your shoulders. Good that's better. Now keep your bloody mouth shut!
'Ermm…Ok then. You speak French don't you? I can't speak a word of it.'
'I thought your family was French?' I said.
'Hmm…Yeah. I was joking.' He said.
'Very funny' I said sarcastically 'Funny as a herring you are!' And I started laughing. Not normal laughing. No, I was doing Libby's HeggyHeggyHo laugh. Not only did I mention herrings but I'm laughing like my demonic little sister! Just Marvy!
'Come on then nutter. Let's go get some ice creams.' Phew that was a close one. I nearly said something stupid in that conversation.
1 Second Later
Oh wait. I think I might have said something slightly out of the ordinary then.
2 Seconds later
Poo burger.
2:06 pm
We're back with all 10 ice-creams. Rollo and the ice-cream place lady were laughing together. In French. No they weren't laughing in a French way you fule they were sharing a joke in French. I felt like an English Goosegog. Rollo couldn't put his arm round me or any other funny business (leave it) because he had 5 ice creams in his hands on the way home.
2 Minutes later
Oh tres Romantico. Me and Dave are feeding each other our ice-creams. Maybe not so romantic actually. I've got ice-cream on my chin, nose and in my hair and Dave is convinced I've blinded him. Ah well, live and let live, that's what I always say. Jas is tutting at us because 'we are soooooooooo immature and childish' Oh tut on fringey. I'm in luuurve. No matter what Rollo thinks. Dave said to Jas 'Jas I'm so not immature' She turned to look at him and he had a moustache made out of ice-cream drawn on his top lip. Oh how we laughed.
1 Second later
Me and Dave are so perfect for each other. We've been sat here for ages just talking (and snogging) and relaxing (and snogging). I couldn't have done this with Masimo or Robbie. Oh I do luuurve him.
10 Minutes Later
Rollo just can't take his eyes of me can he? Jools is getting all flustered and keeps giving me the death glare. It's not my fault!
1 Minute Later
Jools is pouting and flicking her hair at Dave. I could swear she even did sticky eyes with him! Oooh I can't believe her! I'm not flirting with her boyfriend-he's checking up on me! Dave hasn't even noticed Jools. Hahaha serves her right! I lay down with my head on Dave's lap and closed my eyes. It makes me feel sick thinking of me with Rollo; I can't believe Jools would think that of me.
37 Minutes later
I must have fallen asleep because I woke up with "Dave owns" written on my head. Hmm…I wonder who wrote that. I'm guessing Dave. Cheeky Cat.
1 Minute later
I ask a simple question to my bestest friend and she is so dim and potato like that she can't give me a simple answer. I said to her 'Did you see who wrote this on my head?' and do you now what pathetic excuse she gave me? No, you probably don't. She said to me 'Nah, sorry Gee, Tom was showing me a particularly interesting leaf at the time.' Leaf! I kid you not, a leaf. Well, next time someone writes on her head, Dave may well be showing me something.
1 Second Later
Oo-er…
2:24 pm
We all did two steps forward one step back on the way home. Rollo kept shouting stuff at the French people. He refuses to tell anyone what he was saying. I've wrote Georgia owns on Dave's head as payback. He said it tickled though when I was writing it and kept moving. It looks a bit libbyish in the handwriting department but hey-ho.
3:06 pm
It took us nearly 3 times as long to get home as it did to get there. This sent Jas straight on to number 4 on the having the humpty scale with everyone. She won't keep it up for long though, she's only talking to Tom at the minute and she'll soon get bored with Hunky's fascinating talk of Voles.
11:51 pm
Snuggly Buggly, cuddling in-ly bed-ly with Dave.
1 Second later
-ly.
5 Minutes later
Dave was talking with Rollo before. I wonder if it was about me.
1 Second later
All good I hope.
2 Seconds later
I hope Rollo didn't think I was hiding a secret affair when I talked to him before. I didn't act too strangely did I?
1 Second Later
Oh god, I'm doomed…
Well there you go…Rollo is going to get worse before he gets better I'm afraid which is going to be a disaster Gee-Dave wise. I'm just warning you so that you won't kill me. Oh and I'm going to try and include more "fluff" in the next few chapters. Please review. You know I love you (in a non-lezzy way)…x