Chapter 10 Good Vibrations
Chapter 10 Good Vibrations
All These Things That I've Done- The Killers
Then like the Bella-Saur like was "He is not kidding, I'm dating him!" she like screamed.
And everyone looked so I was like "Uh- uhn hot people don't go out with pale boobless things like you!" She like turned
Red and like cried. Hah ha now you know not to mess with the ALMIGHTY QUEEN OF FORKS!
BPOV
I was getting more madder by the second, and unfortunately for me my tear ducts were connected to my anger. My eyes started pouring out water and my face was becoming redder and redder. Edward grabbed hold of my arm and pulled out of the party. "Take me home" I said through my tears. I was trembling and my tears were coming out like a hurricane. "They had no right to treat you that way and say that nonsense. To me, you are the most beautiful person on Earth. An angel." Edward soothed. When I got home, Emmett, Rose, Alice, and Jasper were snacking on the kitchen. Midnight snack? Sex does burn a lot of calories. "Lil Sis where ya been? And why are you crying? What was going on wasn't that scary Babybell." I snorted. "Emmett I went to Nina's and Katy's sweet 16 and Jessica really insulted me. Its time for your sweet revenge skills to shine." I smiled devilishly.
EmPov
No one ever ever insults my baby sister without the wrath of Emmett! The minute she said revenge was when I made my list of disasters:
1 Nair in shampoo bottle.
2 Tell her that Edward is into skinny girls and she should try to lose weight.
3 Rosalie has better hair than her.
4 It really turns Edward on when girls wash his car in granny panties and a superman cape.
5 Edward's birthday is coming and he secretly wants her to strip/dance sluttily in the middle of biology that day.
6 Get her gym bag and stuff it with condoms.
7 Tell her that she has flabbier arms than his grandmother.
8 Tell her that her lip gloss looks like car grease.
9 Tell her that Edward only likes girls 5'4'' and not shorter(jaja, jess)
10 Tell her to take pictures with her cell phone topless and send them to Edward (principal)
What do you think guys? As I presented the list. "1, 2,7,8,9, are kind of useless 4, 10&6 seems like the winners." Replied the girls. Jasper added "Hey, 3 Is kind of useless isn't Rosalie?" She sniffed, and turned her nose up. Edward tried to stop laughing.
APOV:
Emmett. Who knew he had enough brain cells to come up with those.
"I definitely think we should really go ahead with 4,6, and 10. I have her in gym I can take care of that. Edward can do 6. Emmet you do 4."
"Yes!!" he said in a booming voice.
Good Vibrations by Beach Boys
I guess I'm seeing some good vibrations in our future…
A/N: Thank you Thank you Thank you for the ideas and the support everyone. Twilight lover you are the best! This seems stupid but is it you Nick? If its not just don't answer. I'm so happy for the support and here in Spain I have 3 more weeks til' school so i'm planning to update. I just got back from my month and a half vacation. SO im back!