Carly: We took out your blackmailer
Francis: Great, I can get rid of these now. I feel like a new man. Not many people get a second chance like this. It's my redemption.
Seras: Yeah right.. You know, us cops use to believe in something.. I just don't get it anymore..
Francis: You were a cop?
Seras: Small town. But yes..
Francis: Than I ask you not to judge, officer.
Seras: I only take orders from "real" cops. Cops don't blackmail the citizens they're supposed to protect.
Francis: I have a badge blondie! I made sacrifices..
Seras (unconvinced): Oh have you?
Francis: Hey, you think your better cause you had a terrible expirence with a vampire.
Seras: No, because from my time in Los Santos they planted drugs on me 4 different times, but I still refused to lose faith in the police in general.
Francis: Well regardless we aren't finished.. Get back in my office blondie.
Seras: Fine.. (goes in).
Carly starts leaving, but gets a call from Patrick McCreary, saying he has a oppunity for her. She accepts and heads to his house.
Francis: I could use a drink. You?
Seras (deadpan) No.
Francis: That motherfucker thinks he can drag me down!
Seras: What's wrong now?
Francis Oh man... Sure? [Francis holds up a bottle and Seras refuses again.]
Francis: Listen. Where to begin? I don't know. Let me put it like this... f a guy makes a mistake, should that ruin his life?
Seras: Depends on the mstake.
Francis:
People don't understand how life is. Life is like a bowl of fruit... slowly rotting in a hot kitchen...
Seras: Hey, I don't give a fuck about the life lesson!
Francis: I'm a good guy!
Seras: No your not.
Francis: I... he's got it all wrong... but one stain on my character and I'm finished. I want to make a difference.
Seras: What!?
Francis: Some lawyer. This big, white shoe firm. Thinks he's a crusader. Some morality cunt who takes photos of guys in the shower at the gym and then jacks off on his wife's face. Some...
Seras: ENOUGH!
Francis: Sorry... Look... the guy's name is Tom Goldberg. Thinks he's got something on me. Gonna go to the DA with it, use it to get into Congress.
Seras: Okay.
Francis: Yeah. So, it's him or me. And it might as well be him, right. But... he's hard to get to. Guy has a bodyguard, limo, everything. You're gonna need to get one on one with him.
Seras: ... Not in the showers.
Francis: Not in the showers, a job interview. Then you can steal some files I need.
Seras: An interview?
Francis: Sure, it'll be easy. Afterall.. Your the famish Seras Victoria.. The british cop turned vampire.
Seras: Who would interview a vampire!?
Francis: Who wouldn't!.. But, uh... get yourself a suit.
Seras: ... Fine.
Francis: I'll email you the details.
"All I'm saying is that we'll all be judged in the end, all of your brothers... and you, Patrick.. And you, Kate!" Maureen McReary said.
"Who's going to judge Kate!? What would she win if they did? Virgin of the year?" Packie laughed.
"I'm thinking maybe you can catch VD for both of us, Patrick" Kate mocked.
"Fuck you, Katie!" Packie laughed.
"Language" Maureen said.
"Sorry, Ma" Packie replied, insencerely.
Carlt enters the house.
Packie sees her, and ger up while saying "Oh, there she is... you wanna beer?"
"No" Carly replied.
"Good. 'Cause I ain't fucking got none" Packie laughed.
"Very funny. Maybe if being a drunkard doesn't work out you can be a comedian"
Kate laughs.
"Fuck off... and you, Kate, fuck off outta here!" Packie replied.
"But aren't you gonna introduce us?" Kate replied.
"Fine.. That's my ma... And this is my sister. Lovely lass. Scared to bits of life. And fucking off outta here right now, before I throw a fuckin' bottle at her!
Kate: Nice to meet you.
Carly: Likewise, see you around.
Kate: Bye. [Ma and Kate leave.]
"What a girl... Anyway. You got any drugs on you girl?" Packie asked.
"No"
"Shit!... well, probably a good thing... we got some business to take care of. Come on, we've got business out at the docks in Algonquin" Packie replied, leading them outside.
ON THE ROAD:
Packie: Okay, there's a ship coming in and we're the welcoming party.
Carly: Who are we welcoming and what have they got that makes this drive worth the effort?
Packie: We're welcoming some of our cousins from the East, but we don't know what it is that they're bringing in exactly. All we know is that it's worth a dollar or two.. My brother Gerald had word about it through this Italian, Ray Boccino. He gave us the heads up in exchange for a cut of the haul.
Carly: What makes you think that the information is legit?
Packie: First off, I don't trust this guinea for a second. We wouldn't be working for him if our family still had the same status it did back in the day. But that's another story.
Carly: Am I going to hear this story?
Packie: Anyone who hands around my family hears about the old days. Just wait... Oh yeah, Ray Boccino's a slimy motherfucker. The one thing you can rely on him for is greed. I'm too small time to be worth setting up so the one angle he can be playing is the cash one.
Carly: Makes sense.
Packie: Yeah, he'll probably try to give us a fraction of whatever this stuff's worth but it'll be a fun night.
Carly: Depends on what you think is fun.
Packie: Stealing, gunfire, car chases, all the usual stuff.
Carly: For you maybe.
Packie: Anyway I would of brought Dash in this, but she's doing some work for my brother Gerry.
Carly: Dash?.. I keep hearing that name.
Packie: She's been work for Elzabeth Torris, but with her in jail, she's left working with us McReary's.. Only ones I can trust, is her.. As well as me family, some of them at least.. And people I don't know... That's why you're on this job with me.
Carly: Because you don't know me?
Packie: That and you helped saved my life.. Saving someone's life has got to count for something in this fucked up age we live in.
Carly: That depends on the life, I guess.
Packie: Tell you what, I'll snort a load of rails, fuck a lot of drunk girls, get into fights on a nightly basis and die young leaving a scarred, bloated corpse. That sound like the sort of life worth saving?
Carly: Most definitely.
I actually like my verison of Seras a lot more.. Where most of her humor comes from her sarcasm.. As compared to the show, where's she actually the comic relief much of the time..