Oh My Gawd.

Pardon me for my hiatus...life is just so damn busy. I'm gonna try to finish this one up over the week off I have from school and start another. Well, I have lots of others floating around in my head. I will most likely do another one-shot...and its just going to be some huddy fun. As for smut in that one...idk. It doesn't really fit the story line. I've been doing a lot more reading than writing, and I have become inspired a bit. So, I hope you guys like this!

Oh, and I hope you all had a Merry Christmas! I know I did!

And this is a warning: this chappie contains some naughtiness and adult content beyond...well its pretty much the whole chapter. Read at your own risk.

Cuddy moaned at the feeling of somebody kneading at her breasts. She shot her eyes open when it tugged at her nipple.

"Good Morning, Sunshine!" House bellowed as she faced him.

She smacked his hands away. "How many times have we done each other in the past two days? I want some snuggly mushy time now." she scolded him.

He huffed. "Fine. Have your mushy time. It's not my fault if it hardens while you're snuggling it."

She glared at him and got out of bed to go make some coffee and breakfast. House followed.

"Mom, can I have some pancakes?" he whined.

"Whatever," Cuddy mumbled as she fumbled around looking for the stuff she needed to make them their pancakes.

Meanwhile, House was enthralled with how graciously she moved about the kitchen. Every move and gesture she made looked like it had been planned out ahead of time. She was just so beautiful when she cooked.

"Do you realize how hot you look when you cook?" he blurted.

She turned around and looked at him. She had pancake mix all over her face and chest. "Really?" she played along.

"Especially when you're dirty. Then I get to clean you," House said as he stood up and gently nudged her back against the counter.

He gave her a gentle kiss on the lips before proceeding to lick all the mix off of her. She closed her eyes and hummed as his tongue caressed her face. A loud gasp filled the air when he moved down her neck, down to her thigh and snuck his head under one of his t-shirts that he dressed her in the night before. He smirked when he felt her nipples harden to his touch. Once she was licked clean, he came back out and she opened her eyes.

"Keep going," she breathed.

"You're clean" House stated.

Cuddy turned around and yanked the shirt over her head. She covered her torso in pancake batter.

"Not anymore" she smirked. "Clean me, daddy."

House's jaw dropped. Daddy?

"Daddy?" he stumbled out loud.

She rolled her eyes and crossed her arms across her chest, forgetting there was batter all over her. "You always call me mom, so why can't I call you dad?"

"Point taken. Now do you want to be cleaned or not?" he asked.

"Just do it!" she ordered him.

House obliged. He pushed her out into the living room onto the sofa and attacked her breasts with his mouth. She squealed with delight. He then began to suck at her nipples. Once he got them painfully erect, he bit down on each one and made her flinch. He loved that. House licked down to her belly and poked his tongue into her belly button, which made her do a half jump/buck thing.

"Interesting," he commented. He sucked on her belly button. It was a sensation Cuddy had never felt before and she loved it. There would be one giant hickey there for sure. House finished cleaning off her torso and licked the transfer off her arms before he pulled her off the couch.

"You may be clean, but you'll be sticky. We need to get you into the bath to wash it off." he waggled his eyebrows. She smiled suggestively and jumped into his arms, wrapping her legs around his waist and her arms around his neck.

"Carry me" she instructed.

He limped to the master bathroom and set her down on the toilet seat and ran the water in the huge jacuzzi bath tub. Once it got to his liking, he turned to Cuddy.

"Get in." he said.

"Undress me." she said back.

He had no problem with that. That had been one of his fantasies. Lisa Cuddy asking him to undress her. House pulled her off the toilet seat and switched spots so that she was standing between his legs. He slowly pulled down yet another item of his clothing, some old sweatpants. The night before he hadn't felt like rummaging through all of her crap to look for her clothes (although he would have liked it very much) because he was afraid of her suitcase blowing up all over the room. The only thing in reach that wasn't buried was her underwear, which was the only thing of hers she was wearing. Once the sweatpants were off, he caressed up and down her thighs, tickling the insides of them when he got to the top. Her eyes were closed and her breathing had gotten a bit faster. He took this as a sign to go on and gently slid off the bright red thong he had picked out deliberately for this reason. It was nearly soaked.

"God Cuddy, you really are dirty." he grinned. He quickly teased her clit before standing up to get her in the tub. Once she was in, he stood and looked at the sight before him.

One naked Dean of Medicine in a bathtub and I'm the one that undressed her. Life couldn't get any better than this.

He found a container and scooped some water into it. As he was about to pour it over her head, she grabbed his wrist.

"What do you think you're doing? Get in here!" she hissed.

Upon hearing that request, House quickly stripped and Cuddy helped him into the tub.

He hadn't even been sitting with her for 5 seconds before she jumped on him and attacked his mouth. He reached his hand behind them and fumbled around until he brushed over the button to make the bubbles go on in the tub. House pried himself from Cuddy. He had the best idea.

"House, what the- "she began, only to be cut off mid sentence. House positioned her so that her clit was over right where the bubbles came up from the tub. There was one nozzle smack dab in the middle, which was very convenient for them. No awkward positions against the sides, although it would have been sort of interesting to see her twisted up trying to...

He shook the thought and focused on trying to pleasure her. She was gasping and moaning. He began to suck at her nipples whilst the bubbles were still working their magic. He switched over to the other one right before she pulled them both off to the side.

She reached down and grabbed his member, squeezing it and gently yanking it. It drove him insane.

"Has anyone ever done you under water?" he asked with a smirk.

She gave him one of her infamous stares, except it had pure lust hidden behind it.

"I'll take that as a no..."

He quickly dunked himself under the water before pulling her onto his lap. She grabbed it again and pushed it into her forcefully (you could say "shoved") and frantically began to ride him hard, wrapping her legs around his waist.

House slid to the center again so that the bubbles came up and hit them. They both moaned. He reached his hand between them and also began to knead at her clit.

The combination of bubbles, thrusting, kneading and wiggling just sent Cuddy into hyperdrive.

"Ohh....yess Greg," she moaned as she humped him

"Lisa!" he grunted.

Before they knew it, Cuddy began to scream out. LOUDLY. The immense clenching around House made him completely lose it and he squirted up into her. He leant back against the side of the tub and she fell onto his shoulder in a hugging position.

"Wow." they both said in unision.

"I still need to wash you." House smiled at her. She grinned back.

They went another round, but this time soap and shampoo was included. BUBBLES OF FUN.