The next morning, Dipper woke up with a massive headache. Stupid Gideon. How fricking dare he write crap like that? It was inhumane. And stupid Mabel. Though, Dipper couldn't be too mad at her. She did beat up Gideon, did she? It was hard to tell since Dipper didn't remember anything. He hoped she did though. That little snit should fall off the face of the Earth.

Dipper went into the living room and saw Mabel sitting on couch. She had the laptop with her and by God, her expression was priceless. She looked as if she saw inside Soos' ears.

"Mabel?" Dipper questioned, "What're you reading?"

Mabel looked up at Dipper made a disgusted noise. She shuddered as as she made a grossed expression She tossed the computer aside and awkwardly walked out of the room.

"I'm never going back to the website, again." The boy heard his sister mumble.

Dipper raised an eyebrow in confusion. He picked up the laptop and scrolled thru the fic Mabel was apparently reading. His eyes widen after two seconds.

After skimming, glancing and rushing, he reached the end of said story. Dipper pushed the laptop away and went to find Mabel, completely nauseated by what he read

That's enough fanfiction for the da- for the century.

The End.


i know isaid 12 chapters? but i lost interested? so yeah there you go. thanks for 200+ reviews wowie.