I told you so Jones,
now you have to stop with the Celia obsession.
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Just enjoy the victory Pol,
but it isn't over yet. We still have to 'recover' the painting
and scam Carnaby out of all of his cash.
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My plan still worked.
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Don't get cocky.
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Face it Jones, I'm always right.
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That reminds me,
I've got a bone to pick with you.
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What happened to not coming back for me?
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And what happened to your little speech
in our First Year?
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What little speech?
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You don't remember?
I do.
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It was a horrible windy day in late
September. We both had just come from Maths
and you were complaining about silly, simple fractions.
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Fractions are a bitch.
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Was that the day when you went off
in a sulk for no apparent reason?
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You decided to drive Mrs Bullard insane which
left me having to teach the entire school math for two
extremely frustrating years.
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I was merely showing everyone your exceptional
brain power.
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That's the second time this week you've complimented me.
Are you feeling alright?
Bump your head lately?
Been brainwashed?
Or cloned perhaps?
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Anyway, back on topic.
You went off on a rant about how a St Trinian
looks out for each other, how we are an in stoppable force
and how we're practically family.
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I was eleven when I said that and
I only said it to convince you to do that damn homework.
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You were eleven and half actually.
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Don't smirk when I'm trying to get a point across.
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Now you know how I feel when you do it to me.
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When I do it I look sexy and intimidating,
you just look evil.
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I'm far from evil but a St Trinian always helps their own.
It's like you said, we're sadly a family.
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Does that make you Grandma Polly?
You certainly dress for the role.
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If I'm Grandma then you're the annoying little toe-rag cousin.
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You may be Head Girl now but
there are things that you can't control.
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No but we can control explosions.
Which reminds me, why didn't you check Tania and Tara's
explosives?
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Because it wasn't my job or responsibility to do so.
Take it up with Andrea and the Emos.
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Believe me, I will.
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Is that a threat?
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No,
that my dear Geek is a promise.
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Oh and Polly,
when there's security guards coming in your
direction, you cannot speak.
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Prat.
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Well I am so very sorry for caring.
Are there anymore issues?
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Yes, the food here is terrible.
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Do something about it then and quit bothering me.
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But you're entertaining.
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And you're annoying.
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Polly, do me a favour?
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No.
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Don't let Annabelle loose with a hockey
stick when she's on her period.
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Your girlfriend.
Your problem.
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But you're my daring sidekick so
it's our problem.
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And when did I earn this promotion?
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Around about the same time you became
Head Geek.
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Oh goodie.
Excuse me while I go leap for joy.
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Now don't use sarcasium towards the Head Girl.
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SARCASM!
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I know,
I just like to wind you up every now and then.
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I suppose I deserved that textbook assault.
I've got to go and pick up Flash,
when I get back I expect a bottle of Trinski ready.
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Yes, of course your majesty.
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Although do remember that I'm
not your damn P.A.
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Will do Pollykins.
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And drop that stupid nickname!
See, I'm getting better at this updating thing.
Review because I'm meant to go camping tonight and it's raining, hard. o.O