Chapter 10: Lita and Randy?
HardcoreCountry: Ah, another day at work. It's all fun and games, until someone loses a title.
SESPunk: True. So do you know the match card for tonight?
HardcoreCountry: No. I don't even know if I have a match.
SESPunk: Dang. That sucks.
PhoenixRisen: Mickie, go find Kane. Like, now.
HardcoreCountry: Why?
PhoenixRisen: I just saw Amy. And guess who was with her?
HardcoreCountry: Matt? Jeff?
PhoenixRisen: No. Randy
HardcoreCountry: O.O What?
PhoenixRisen: Yeah.
RKO: Talking about me again, Beth?
HardcoreCountry: Are you dating Lita now, Viper?
RKO: None of your business, James. You're dating a monster, so I'm dating the Extreme Diva.
SenseiofMattitude: You're dating Amy? Dude, you could do better.
Enigma2.0: Yeah, Randy. Amy's bad news.
RKO has logged off.
HardcoreCountry: Hey guys! Did you hear my news?
Enigma2.0: You're dating Glenn. That explains why he was smiling today.
DevilsFavoriteDemon: I wasn't smiling, Skittles. I was smirking.
SenseiofMattitude: Treat her well, man. Mickie's a nice catch.
HardcoreCountry: Thanks?
PhenomLives: Little brother, tell your girl she's an excellent matchmaker.
PhenomLover: Mickie, you rock! I'm so happy!
HardcoreCountry: Thanks, 'Ria. Mark, you better treat her right. Or I'll hunt you down.
DevilsFavoriteDemon: So we have the Brothers of Destruction. What do we call the girls, Mark?
PhenomLives: Thinking, thinking. Sisters of Sin.
PhenomLover: I love it!
HardcoreCountry: Makes us sound, tougher. Like we are totally bad.
Dibiase$$: Nobody leave! I just heard Randy talking to Lita.
Enigma2.0: About?
Dibiase$$: Mickie.
HardcoreCountry: Probably just gossiping about mine and Glenn's relationship. Don't worry about it, Teddy.
CrossRhodes: Mickie, Randy's jealous. And a jealous Randy paired with a vengeful Lita is a bad combo. You may wanna watch your back, girl.
DevilsFavoriteDemon: They aren't gonna touch her.
SESPunk: Got that right. She's got friends.
ChaingangChamp: Anybody seen Beth?
HardcoreCountry: She just left. Text her.
ChaingangChamp: I don't have her number. =(
HardcoreCountry: 555-1818
ChaingangChamp: Thanx.
DirtyDiva: Hey guys! It's Ashley.
HardcoreCountry: Massaro, right? Ashley Massaro?
DirtyDiva: Yeah. Mickie, right?
HardcoreCountry: Yep. How are you?
DirtyDiva: Pretty good. So is it true that you and Randy Orton used to date?
HardcoreCountry: WHAT? Who told you that?
DirtyDiva: Randy.
DevilsFavoriteDemon: Figures. Can I beat him now, Princess?
HardcoreCountry: Not yet, Babe. What'd he say, Ashley?
DirtyDiva: He said that you two hooked up one night, then started dating until Kane captured you and brainwashed you.
DevilsFavoriteDemon: He's dead.
HardcoreCountry: Babe, let me talk to him. He's hurting.
DevilsFavoriteDemon: Mickie, he's planning something! If Randy and Lita are talking, there's no good news.
HardcoreCountry: I know that, Glenn. I know that. But Randy is still my friend. Let me go talk to him, please?
DevilsFavoriteDemon: Fine. But only if John goes.
HardcoreCountry: Hey Cena, care to join me on an excursion?
ChaingangChamp: Nobody says excursion, Mick. But sure.
HardcoreCountry: DevilsFavoriteDemon: See Babe? It's all good.
Enigma2.0: Hey Ashley, do you want me to show you around?
DirtyDiva: Really?
Enigma2.0: Yeah. If you want.
DirtyDiva: I'd love to.
SenseiofMattitude: Yeah Jeff! You go little bro.
Mizfit: Matt, you're embarrassing him. It's funny!
BournetoFly: Anyone talked to Barbie l8ly? She's been off radar.
Kellyx2: Heyy Evan. You wanted to talk?
NexusBarrett: Ello, everyone!
HardcoreCountry: Hey Wade!
DevilsFavoriteDemon: Princess, we need to go see Hunter.
HardcoreCountry: Okay. Bye guys!
Mickie walked through the hallway happily, on her way to Hunter's office. Suddenly, she bumped into a familiar face.
"Randy."
"Mickie. Where's your boyfriend?"
"He's busy. Can we talk, please?"
Randy glared down at his former best friend.
"No. You made your choice. Him or me, Mickie, and you chose him."
"I don't want to lose you, Randy. You're my best friend. You know everything about me, things Kane doesn't know. I can't lose you."
"You should have thought before you picked a monster," Randy spat as he walked away.
Mickie stood there for a moment, trying not to cry. Then she ran back to the locker room and sat on the bench, head in her hands.
What went wrong?