Here's chapter 10. See, there hasn't been any long gaps. XD And I've got the next chapter written.
Enjoy.
Chapter 10:
9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
Fred and George walked purposefully along the long corridors of the fifth floor, searching for their next victim. As they turned a corner, George spotted a head of white blonde hair. He nudged Fred's arm and pointed at Draco Malfoy. Both of the twins' faces cracked into identical wicked grins.
'Oi! Malfoy! We've got a bone to pick with you!" Fred shouted. Draco spun around, looking confused, until he saw who was talking to him. His face twisted into his trademark sneer.
"What do you want, Weasels?' he asked scathingly. The twins both smiled broadly.
"We just have a question to ask you, mate!" George said warmly. Draco raised an eyebrow.
'And what makes you think I'm willing to answer whatever stupid question you two idiots have come up with?'
"Oh, you'll answer, trust us," said George, his smile widening.
"Ok, Malfoy, we'll just cut right to the chase. What sex are you?" Fred asked seriously. Both the twins now wore straight faces as they waited expectantly. Draco stared at them.
"Have you two gone completely insane? You already know the bloody answer!"
Fred and George continued to stare at Draco, still waiting. Draco sighed exasperatingly.
"For Merlin's sake! I'm male!" he yelled. Fred and George looked surprised, they exchanged a look before breaking into fits of hysterical laughter.
Draco Malfoy stood there, stunned beyond belief, as the Weasley twins rolled around at his feet, laughing their heads off. Finally, George calmed down enough to speak as he wiped tears from his eyes.
"Ah, good one, Malfoy."
A/N:
This is one of my favourites. Hope you all liked it. Please review. :)
Hope you all have a fantastic Christmas.