A/N: If you guys didn't notice, I deleted the Author's Note that was taking up the Chapter 8 slot, so read the previous chapter first.

Chapter 38.

AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory

PLEASE DO!

and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation?

No! End it now!

oh yah asnd prepz stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quiz ok den u wil c if ur gofik or not!1111111

What's a quiz gonna do?

Satan and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just lik Draco's car.

Oh, I'm sure that went over well with the DMV (or whatever they call it across the pond).

I went in it seduktivly. Stan started 2 drive it.

Who is Stan? Is he Satan's driver?

We talked about Satanism (lolz he wuz named after Satan),

We kinda got that.

kuttting, musik and being goffik.

Going solely on stereotypes, that's being emo.

"Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11" Volxemort agreed as we smoked sum weed. (koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy)

Sexuality shouldn't matter.

"Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena." I said in a flirty voice.

Well, I can't say this story affected me the same way.

"….Hey Satan do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Volxemortseruem?"

Just outright ask him, why don't you!

"Well…" he thought. "I fink u have 2 drink Vampire blod."

So there's no cure.

Suddenly Volxemort parked da car behind a blak movie theater. Satan and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist.

That movie scared the shit out of me. I love it.

In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer

He murdered the Cheerio's bee and the dog for Cookie Crisp. He's one bad motha-shut yo' mouth!

came lol. Satan and I laughed at da blood koz we're sadists.

The fuck? Even if you are sadists you call the cops out of mor…al…it…y. Right.

While Satan was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took Satan's gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar

Y'know. For kids!

sexily from his poket and put sum Amnesia potion in it.

Like he's not gonna see that.

I put it bak in his blak Emile the Strange bag.

Can someone fill me in here? Is Emily the Strange a movie character? I know she's not a character in a book, because it's obvious Tara's never read one of those.

Satan turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em started 2 fly around everywhere.

Wow. He's talented. Most of my friends can't even blow smoke rings.

"OMG!111" Satan said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd.

Well, you did it right in front of him. What'd you think was gonna happen?

"Enoby gess what?"

I new that the amnesia had worked.

If it worked, how does he know your name?

"Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work." He said.

What a twist! And it's also a time paradox.

"2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u."

"Kul." I raised my eye suggestingly.

How is that cool? He wanted to make you forget every…thing…you know what, Ebony, hand some of that potion over my way.

And den…. he tok of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out. I tok of his shit.

Whoa…um, I like sex and all, but this is getting a little to kinky. That goes back where it came from or into the toilet.

He had six-pak justr lik Gerard Way!11

You'd think she'd never seen a guy with a six-pack before. Guess what, sweetie, I know several of them.

We frenched.

"Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111" shooted da lady behind us she was a prep.

What? You're having sex in public! They serve food! It's not only a health violation, it's indecent exposure and it's against the law! What if there were children watching? Good, god, woman have you no…shame. Right. Continue.

"Fuk u!11" I said. Suddenly…. I attaked her suking all her blood.

"Noooooo!11" she screamed. All the preps in da theater screamed

I'm not a prep or anything, but I would scream, too. But I'd jump on her a rip her hair out.

but everyone else crapped koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether.

…Pfffft. HAHAHAHA.

Satan and I started to walk outside.

"Zomg how did u do that?" Voldremort asked in a turned-on voice.

"I'm a vampire." I said as we went into the car.

Yeah. Like we didn't know that already.

"Siriusly?" he gasped.

"Yah siriusly." I said drinking sum beer. Satan started 2 drive da car.

What? Did Stan quit his job?

I smelled happily.

"Itz too bad we didn't get 2 c da rest of the movie, don't u fink?"

"Yah." I said as we kised passively. Satan parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Draco and I had watched GC for the frist time. We went inside where Marylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol.

"Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111" screamed Marlin on da stage. We did the devil fingers.

It's called the fist of rock, dumbass.

I started 2 dance really close to Satan. He was so shmexay!1 He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Mikey Way. I almost got an orgaism!1 Suddenly Marylin Mason stopped singing.

What? Why? Is the show over?

"I wood like to peasant…..XBlakXTearX!11" he said.

You wanna rape the Harry Potter cannon in the ass until it turns inside out, fine. I never thought I'd say this, but it's just a book and movie series. But when you make Marilyn Manson, a god in the rock world, open for your shitty high school band, THAT'S WHEN I GET PISSED.

I ran onstage. Lucian, Samaro, Snap and Hades were there. They started 2 play their instilments.

What else would they do? You've rendered 4 amazing character useless, so you can do whatever the fuck you want.

I got onstag.

"Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111" I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy.

Ew. That's bad.

Everyone clappd. Satan got an eructation. "I'M NUT OKAY!1"

Oh, I think everyone can figure that out.

I sang finaly. Suddenly Lucian started playing da song wrong by mistak.

"OMFG!1" yielded James. "Wut the fuck?"

Christian Bale freak out time?

"Woops im sory!" said Lucian.

"You fuking ashhole!1" James shouted angrily.

*nods head* Christian Bale freak out time.

"U guys are such prepz!11" Snap said. "Cum on it wuz a mistake!1"

"Yah itz not his fault!11" said Serious.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I might as well get some entertainment from this so, Quiet Snape! Quiet Sirius!

"No he ruined the fucking song!1" yelled Samaro.

Yeah…uh, who were you again? Anyway; Yeah, Samaro. You tell 'em.

"U guys stop!11" I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Samaro took out hiz nife.

Whoa, um I wanted a fist fight. You guys can stop now.

"OMFG no!11" shouted Lucan but it wuz 2 late James tried 2 shoot off his arm.

And den…I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11

0.0

"No!111" yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.

Yes…yes…YEEEEEEEEESSSSS! OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!