Disclaimer: You know, I really think that the Philip's CDI isn't actually as bad as everybody makes it out to be. I mean I don't own Chronicles of Ancient Darkness.
Torak: So, Wolf, what was with the Scooby Doo reference in chapter 7?
Wolf: How am I supposed to know why the author does anything.
Torak: I guess.
(The two went for a walk around Utopia and met a coven of vampire who might be from a bestselling novel)
Vampire who might be from a bestselling novel 1: God, I'm thirsty. Hey look, a wolf and a monkey. Snack time.
Vampire who might be from a bestselling novel 2: Edward, you know how I feel about drinking wolf.
Vampire who might be from a bestselling novel 3: Oh come on Bella, you know it's not the same thing.
Bella: Fine. But I'm not drinking wolf.
Edward: Fine, (sigh) Carlisle, where's the nearest forest?
Carlisle: Just two miles.
(The vampires run off into the distance.)
Torak: A monkey? Where?
Wolf: A Wolf? Where?
Torak: Um, Wolf, I think you're the Wolf. Now where's that monkey.
You know, I think that if it weren't for the fact that I haven't made fun of twilight yet, I probably wouldn't publish something this short.
Happy Halloween. Again. Sorry if this is starting to sound cheesy.