Authors Note:// Okay, okay, I gotta tell you how I came up with this one. Yours-For-Eternity was showing me a bit of her little fic and Mike was thinking he was going to tell Edward off some day. And this is what popped into my head. And yes, it is short. But you'll get over it. //:End Authors Note
After School on the way to Edward's Volvo.
Bella: -giggle- That's so cute! I can't believe Alice actually does that!
Edward: -grins- Shh, don't tell her I told you!
Mike: -runs up to Edward- HEY! HEY DUNG HEAD!
Edward: -raises one eyebrow-
Mike: YEAH! CULLEN! DUNG HEAD!
Edward: Did you just call me a Dung Head?
Bella: I do believe he did.
Mike: YEAH. 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. A DUNG HEAD.
Edward: -raises one eyebrow- Oh, really?
Mike: YEAH REALLY.
Edward: Yes, well, Newton, you are a Nefarious Fauquier of a imbēcillus, and hebetudinous nincompoop.
Bella: …Whut?
Mike: -stares-
Edward: HAH. MORON. I WIN. YOU LOSE. OH. FREAKING. YEAH. –calms down- Come on, Bella darling, off to go for a ride in my SHINY EXPENSIVE VOLVO.
For those of you who have no idea what Edward said here's a translation
"Yes, well, Newton, you are a wretched clown of a moron, you have a dullness of mind."