Oooh myyy gooosh, guys, I'm so so so so so sorry for the long wait. I'd explain why but I guess you just want to read...if there are still some of you left, that is...well...enjoy? (glee does not belong to me...sad but true...) (this is un-betad, sry if there are any mistakes, feel free to tell me)

iridedaunicorn . tumblr post / 33649903260 / dear-kurt

You: Omegle again, srsly Blaine?

Stranger: Well...it's how this all started...

You: Yeah, but I think we could actually start using skype. Like...with calls and video chat...

Stranger: Kurt Hummel, did you just asked me out on a skype date?

You: No.

You: maybe...

Stranger: I bet you're blushing right now, you're cute when you blush.

You: No I'm not.

Stranger: Yes you are. Damn maybe you're right with the video chat. I'd see it for myself, instead of just imagine it.

You: Now that you point that out...maybe we stay on omegle...it's ...um...our thing.

Stranger: I like that we have something like "our thing" already, Kurt.

You: Me too. I really enjoyed our date.

Stranger: Yeah, it was great. You're an awesome cook. I think I'll keep you around a bit.

You: mission accomplished.

Stranger: :P

Stranger: Seriously Kurt, it was de-li-ci-ous.

You: I figured, because of the sounds you made...

Stranger: I COULDN'T HELP IT, IT WAS PORN IN MY MOUTH

You: Thanks.

You: I guess...

Stranger: Oh believe me that's def. a thanks. I don't make such noises without a good reason.

You: Good to know

Stranger: Oh umm no, I ...just...woops. That sounded inappropriate...sry?

You: It's okay, Blainers.

You: I think I need to get used to such things.

Stranger: Only if you want to.

You: I asked you on a skype date, kind off, so yeah...

Stranger: I don't know if you ever noticed, but you make me happy.

You: aaw shush, I'm happy too, Blainey.

Stranger: Gosh, this is all so, so...

You: Yeah. I still feel like I'm dreaming and I'm about to wake up. It's so unreal. O_O

Stranger: I don't know about you, but your lips on mine felt totally real.

You: I still can't believe I did that. You're still okay with it? I mean, I...um...I didn't...you...your eyes...they were so...and your mouth...I ...just

Stranger: Kurt, chill, I wouldn't have done it again if I wouldn't want to, don't you think?

You: probably. I..yeah, it felt real.

You: as real as the pasta on my pants.

Stranger: Oh c'mon Kurtiiii. Geee, way to ruin the moment. I apologized like 10 times (1 time with a kiss ;) ) and I said I'll pay the bill...*pout*

You: Stop pouting or I may want to kiss it away.

Stranger: *superpoutmodeactivated*

You: Omg, I can't believe I actually just said that.

You: BLAINE stop that. The worst is I actually know what you must look like right now. You're making puppy eyes too, aren't you?

Stranger: You know me too well.

Stranger: So tell me, is it working?

You: Meet me tomorrow and find out. ;)

Stranger: text me time and place, I'll be there :P

You: Great, don't you think it's your turn to plan it? I still don't get how we ended up in my kitchen on our last date...

Stranger: Kurtle, I tried to explain you. My car broke down midway and it happened to be your dad's carshop they took my car to...I think I'll never recover from that. I kept rambling about how I wanted to drive to my date who is totally cute and is waiting a few houses down the street and what a coincidence it was that his last name matched the name of the shop and then it dawned on me and I think I totally lost it. I bet your dad thinks I'm a total dork now...

You: Relax, I doubt he thinks that. He's got Finn as step son...too bad Finn had my car, but I think the date turned out ok in the end...

Stranger: More than okay...I mean...we got each other out if it.

You: And one pair of my fave pants less...:P

Stranger: You won't let go of it, will you?

You: Hmmm, nope. Maybe it'll be useful sometime.

Stranger: Yeah okay, but remember the times you kicked me in the nads? Yeah, not gonna forget that eiter.

You: damn...let's call it even?

Stranger: No, it's not that easy, Kurtsie, it really hurt. Your pants are washable, well, kind off. But what if I can't get any children anymore O_O

You: haha hahaaa ha. Very funny Blainers. You and kids? You're just 5 yourself.

Stranger: AND A HALF. But yeah, kids are awesome. You can teach them so much stuff.

You: and they poop and scream and want your money when they get older.

You: Aaaanyway. I'll text you my skype name.

Stranger: Yaaaaay, then I'll have blushing Kurt on my screen.

You: You wish.

Stranger: I'll get you to blush, I'm positive about that. I'll just have to tell you how I love your eyes and your nose, you have a really cute nose, did you know, and your hair, gosh your hair Kurt. It's so fluffy and I can't believe you let me touch it...is it working

You: Noooo.

Stranger: Don't lie, I noticed how you blush last time whenever I complimented you.

You: Still not working.

Stranger: hmm...maybe I'll tell you how sweet your lips taste. I'd love to taste it again. Am I to forward? I just...I feel like I can say those things...though I'd prefer to do it somewhere where Finn can't walk in on us. It was kinda awkward...but better than Burt, eh? :D

You: Yeah...Finn...he won't tell dad, though, I blackmailed him.

Stranger: How?

You: Let's just say I'll never clean his room again. Especially under his bed.

Stranger: oooooh...

You: Yeah...

You: aaaanyway...

You: ...tomorrow...time to finally see your secret place?

Stranger: Absolutely.

Hope you liked it. I'll really try to make the next one longer. I still think about writing the date and the previous meeting in text form. Maybe I'll have time to do it. :D Chuck some reviews in my direction and I'll be happy forever :)