A/N: D: I'm running out of funny. But enjoy this, and prepare to learn the secret as to why all this is happening.

Miss All Sunday was leading her new crew down the hallways of Hogback's mansion. She wasn't going by Miss All Sunday anymore, in fact, she was calling herself Nico Robin.

The crew, however, chose to use their numbered themes: Mr. 1 was still Mr. 1. Mr. 45.7, still draped in the arms of Mr. 1, was calling himself Mr. 2. Mr. 5 said he'd keep his number, because he knew he would never remember what comes after 2 since he had the surgery. Miss Doublefinger wanted to call herself Paula, but the guys told her straight up that they would be calling her Miss DoubleD's.

"Robin, I thought I might asked..." Mr. 2 began. "...Um, why are you blond?"

"I am?" Robin asked. She touched her hair and found it was cut and styled into a shorter, rounder style. The eyes she put on her hands showed that she was, indeed, blond.

"Looks like Dr. Hogback was trying to make me look like Cindry," she said. "What a weirdo."

"Who?"

"Cindry sounds scary," Mr. 1 said sadly. "That was the name of this dancer I saw once. During her performance I leaned in to get an autograph and she 'accidentally' kicked me in the face!"
"That's scary!" Mr. 2 told him. "Hold me tighter!"
The two gave eachother a tight hug and both said, "Let's be friends forever! An okama and a superhero, together as one!"

"Where's Lassou?" Miss DoubleD's asked them.

Robin patted the gun in her pocket and said, "There were complications."

And she left it at that.

A mysterious figure approached them. A man, draped in samurai-esque clothing. He held up a worn sword towards them.

"I am the samurai, Ryuuma," he told them. "I was told by a walking teddy bear that several intruders were waltzing about naked...I mean, they were waltzing about."

Mr. 1 let Mr. 2 down gently and said, "Looks like this is a job for me, guys."

"No, don't do this!" Mr. 2 begged. "We are just the best of friends, I can't stand you getting hurt."

"It will be alright, my friend."

"If you were to die...I can't imagine not seeing you ever again, friend."

"I'll make quick work of him and join you in arms, my friend."

"Oh, how I long to share a bed with you, my friend."

"He...what, my friend?"

"Nothing, my friend. Let's wear matching clothes that reveal our beautifully-shaved legs, my friend!"

Mr. 1 vs. Ryuuma, FIGHT!

"A+B=Up+Down!" Ryuuma announced, micking these movements. (Shaping the air with his sword into an A, a B, then slashing Mr. 1, then down.)

Mr. 1's steel body was no macth for Ryuuma's prowess with a sword.

"Mr. 1's hard body was no match for that man's mighty tool!" Mr. 1 commented. "Looks like Mr. 1 is going soft on us."

Have you seen those One Piece movies? Well, even though Miss DoubleD's wasn't moving, her breast seemed to have a life of their own and were bouncing. Just like Robin's were in one of the movies. It would be hot if it didn't look like horrible little demons were trying to escape from her chest and eat everyone. It was creepy.

"Why don't I fill in for Mr. 1" she commented.

"Go get him, Pamela!" Mr. 2 shouted.

"Paula."

"Sorry, Miss Anderson."

"Remind me to stab you in your sleep, my good okama."

"I'm used to people 'stabbing me' in bed, if you know what I mean!"

"Enough perversion," Robin said. "Go defeat Ryuuma and get this over with, Miss November."

Ignoring these decries, Miss DoubleD's lunged at Ryuuma with full force.

He hit her with the back of his sword and knocked her to the ground.

"Dear Pluton, you guys are pathetic," Robin told them. "No wonder Crocodile..."

Ryuuma watched as Robin and her gang vanished.

"...couldn't lead you; you were all too stupid."

"You're not very nice!" Mr. 2 snapped, holding Mr. 1 tight. He then gave Mr. 1 the kiss of life.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Mr. 1 snapped. "I love you and all, but I'm not ready to date?"

"Love?" Mr. 2 gasped. "I'm sorry, my friend, but I just don't feel the same way!"

"You...don't?"

"No, I only feel the Okama Way!"

"You broke my heart, my friend. Never talk to me again."

"You can write about it in your diary later," Robin snapped. "Look, where are we now?"

They were now in a wedding chapel. A large pig in a wedding dress and a man with a lion's maw were facing them.

"Well, look at this, Lola!" he told the pig. "Croco and Hogback were right about the intruders."

"Mr. 2," Lola said. "Absalom, see that okama? I was his partner, when I was alive and went by Miss Bon Clay."

"Crap!" Mr. 2 cried out. "Robin, save us, please!"

"No," Robin said weakly. "I...I don't know what to do! What should I do? What should I do?"

"I say we let the pig do away with Mr. 2 and run while they eat him," Mr. 1 said.

"Who're you calling a pig?" Lola screeched.

"Robin girl looks nice and weak," Absolom muttered. "And look at the body on her!"

"Don't count on it looking so great when I'm done with her!"

"And look at THAT GIRL!"

"Me?" Mr. 2 asked, an innocent smirk on his face.

"No! The girl with the giant trapezoids."

"Trapezoids?"

"My name is Paula," Miss DoubleD's coughed.

"What do we do now, Robin?" Mr. 5 asked her. "You're the boss, do something."

"You guys need to fly out of Mama's nest and learn to fend for yourselves," Robin said as she ran towards the nearest exit. "Good-bye, idiots."