Alright, guys. We're finally here: The end of the beginning, and it was… pretty boring, actually.

So, Click-Clack's back in the hood and he's tryin' ta get some pussy, but fails miserably because he's a little bitch.

And Revvit's like, "Um, what're you doing?"

And Click's like, "Tryin' ta get laid. What else?"

"Man, if you can literally OD by just taking one pill of Viagra, you might as well just give up."

So, they fuck off after getting some more supplies from the ravine, and they head back to the garage. The others are all racin' to the Trux wash because they're excited about the new sex toys the Reptools installed ta make showering more fun. 'Cause let's face it: Bathing is boring unless you're masturbating.

And Ty's like, "Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, that's the stuff!"(canon dialogue)

And Skya's all, "Ty, I swear ta God! If you wear out those new Bad Dragon dildos before we get a chance ta use 'em, I'm kickin' your fruity ass!"

So, they finish relieving themselves, and the Reptools come back. And they're like, "Jesus fucking Christ! How do you guys still smell so bad after a shower?!"

And Ty's like, "We just never use the soap, dude. It's too expensive, and Dozer's probably gonna rape us if we drop any."

And Ton-Ton's like, "Hey, guys! Look, I exist!"

And they're all just like, "Dude, just wait for your own episode like the rest of us."

Also, hey look! It's D-Structs again!

I honestly wish I could say I don't forget about him a lot, but with how much they put gaps between his episodes, it's kinda hard not to.

Anyway, D-Structs is like, "God damnit, Skrap-It! I told you not to eat those spicy burritos! Now, the whole fuckin' cave smells like ass and sex!"

And Skrap-It's all, "Isn't that a good thing, though? I mean, it might help attract more bitches because it pretty smells like you get laid every night, and that's a dream worth following."

"Not when it smells like ya just fucked a homo in the sewers. Plus, I just figured it out. It's Ty and his gang of retards again, as always."

"So, what're we gonna do about 'em this time?"

"The same thing we always do: Watch them angrily from a distance, and maniacally plan schemes ta get rid of 'em that we may or may not explain later."

Anyway, back at the garage, Revvit's tryin' ta help Skya practice taking an inflatable knotting dildo for the upcoming annual Knotty Furry Convention.

But she's all, "Ow. Ow."(canon dialogue)

And Rev's all, "I am sorry. Hold on."(canon dialogue)

*grunting and metal screeching)

"In case you missed it the first time: OW!"(more canon dialogue)

"I do not understand. This should fit."(even more canon dialogue)

(I know I don't normally add this much canon dialogue all at once, but it just fits so well.)

"It would have fit better if you'd just measured my pussy like I asked!"

"Yeah, no. I already explained this back in episode one: I nearly drowned in a giant cunt before, so I'm not riskin' it again."

So, he tries to remove the dildo, but it's suddenly stuck so far up her cooch that it makes a horrible scraping noise that no one can stand.

And Revvit's like, "Damnit, we're outta lube. I'll go get some more tomorrow."

*more screeching metal sounds*

"Nevermind. I'll go now."

So, Revvit heads back to the old reptile hood to buy some Nutella-scented lube for Skya, but it turns out that Skrap-It followed him there. And, as we all know, Reptools and Skraptools clash like Grove vs. Ballas.

And Revvit's like, "What the fuck are you doing here?"

And Skrap-It's like, "Just, uh, pickin' up some dick soap for D-Structs."

"Don't you mean, 'dish' soap?"

"No. Dick soap. My homie's always covered in bitches, and he needs special soap and assistance ta clean his dick on a nightly basis. Frankly, I'm the only person who volunteered."

"You would, wouldn't you?"

Anyway, they fuck off, and Skrap-It's like, "So, turns out I forgot that even though he's still pretty retarded, Revvit's technically the smartest one and he saw me."

And D-Structs is like, "Did you at least get my dick soap?"

"Sure did!"

"Good. Get a wash cloth and mop ready 'cause I just had an epiphany(when characters have epiphanies, they usually have huge orgasms)."

So, Revvit goes back, and he's all, "Guys. I think the ravine's fucked."

And they're like, "Why?"

"'Cause Skrap-It just followed me there. And obviously, if Skrap-It's involved, so is D-Structs."

Then, D-Structs shows up outta nowhere, and he and Ty try ta fuck each other up. He fucks off five seconds later, and then Click-Clack's suddenly disappeared.

So, D-Structs and Skrap-It try to interrogate Click-Clack, but he's such a giant pussy that all he does is spazz out and scream.

And D-Structs is like, "Damnit, why'd you have ta get the biggest bitch in the bunch?"

And Skrap-It's like, "Well, you just answered your own question. Waldo's a big black guy, so fuckin' with him is a death wish. Ace is voiced by every cartoon sassy black woman ever, so I'm not goin' anywhere near her screechy ass. And I already tried Revvit, so that just left this one."

"Yeah, alright. Fair point. Guess the only thing left ta do now is kill 'em."

"Uh, what? Why the fuck would you do that?"

"'Cause he's useless now. Duh."

Ok, for once, it seems that the common sense switch is turned in Skrap-It's direction because D-Structs clearly isn't considering the obvious choice of holdin' Click-Clack hostage. And when the others show up to draw him out and try to save Click-Clack, he literally falls for the diversion and leaves him alone.

Maybe the stupidity is an allergic reaction to the new brand of dick soap or something. I dunno.

Anyway, while D-Structs is distracted, Revvit sneaks in and he's like, "Alright, CC. Remember when you were tryin' ta get some tiny, scaly pussy earlier?"

"Um, yeah? What does that have ta do with anything? Just get me the hell outta here!"

"Can't, dude. You need to stay here and lead D-Structs on a wild goose chase. Just think of all the tiny, scaly ass you'll be saving, and it'll all be yours for the taking if you just do this one thing. Got it?"

"That's…actually a very compelling argument."

Anyway, Ty and the others keep tryin' ta fuck of D-Structs, but Revvit comes back and tells 'em ta stop, and then D-Structs races back home.

And Ty's like, "So, what's the plan? 'Cause we just thought we'd fight D-Structs until he got too tired, and I'd call dibs on his dick."

And Revvit's like, "Actually, we're just gonna do what we normally do: Build something absolutely boring, and we'll do it completely off-screen because no one likes building montages anymore."

So, D-Structs realizes somethin's up when he sees that Click-Clack hasn't moved, and he's like, "Alright, tell me what the fuck's goin' on!"

And CC's like, "Ok, ok! Damn! Don't get your panties in a twist! If you wanted ta know everything so bad, all ya had ta do was ask."

"Finally."

"Ok so, it's morning in Dinotopia, and…"

"Oh, no…"

And Skrap-It's like, "What's wrong?"

"He's doing a past episode recap!"

"Shit! Block him out, D-Structs!"

"I can't! It's like a train wreck! It's horrible and I wanna look away, but I just can't!"

So, Click-Clack rambles on about recaps all night long, and he finally spills the beans in the morning. D-Structs once again seems to be going along on a retarded streak, and buys everything he says and followed him to the "hood."

Revvit and the other Reptools are already waiting there, and D-Structs tearing everything up. But he gets blindsided, and Revvit gets rescued while the Trux set off a Home Alone-style trap that hacks off his…

Holy shit. They cut off his tail. They fucking. Cut off. HIS TAIL. They might as well have cut his fucking dick off, for Christ's sake! Not only is a T-Trux's tail its first and best line of defense, but it's literally an indication of how much sex and/or respect they can earn on their own. A T-Trux without its tail is literally a pair of testicles without the dick.

So, after circumcising the poor bastard, Ty and the others throw away D-Structs' tail and get the lube they needed ta free the dildo from Skya's cooch.

And Ty's like, "Hey, where's Click-Clack?"(canon dialogue)

And Revvit's like, "Well, I promised him a lot of glorious pussy when this was all over, so he's probably back out there chasin' some tail again. But ya know what? I don't even care because he earned it."

This episode also has two morals. One: The irresistible power of pussy and ass can motivate anyone to do amazing things. And two: Make sure you check what's in your soap before using it on your dick.