Soundwave Meets the Internet.
AN: YEAH! Finally done with testing! :D I'm so excited and happy you guys were so patient I'm going to publish the next chapter! Hope you like it!
Shockwave respectfully bowed to the gray tyrant relaxing in his throne, "My lord, I present to you the very machine that will destroy the Autobots." He waved a servo to the doors as a couple of Vehicons hauling in a large silver and purple object. It looked like the hybrid of a microscope and a laser, with a table attached to the side.
"What is this, Shockwave?" The gray mech questioned, standing up from his throne to get a better view.
"It, my lord, is a transformation machine or TM for short." Shockwave led Megatron closer for more examination. He rubbed the metal table attached to the hip of the machine, "We place an object here," Shockwave trailed his finger up to point at the red laser. "Once it identifies what the object is, it will copy anyone into that same object. In other words, if we wanted the Autobots to be nothing but rocks, we could-"
"Simply transform them into rocks." Megatron chuckled evilly. "Vey excellent, Shockwave, as always you have proven your worth to the Decepticons."
The Cyclops bowed once again, "Thank you, my lord, it is my duty to serve you."
"And serve me you have." Megatron smirked tracing the seams of his new favorite weapon before turning to face his scientist, "When can we 'test' this?"
"As soon as you wish, Lord Megatron."
"Excellent, you have done well, Shockwave. Let's discuss battle plans over some Energon."
"I would be honored, my Lord."
As the two left for the rec room, another door hissed opened. Soundwave was taking a break after hours looking for relicts. The tall mech was taking time to play with his Pinky Pie Toy. His favorite out of his entire collection, consisting of nearly all of the MLP characters, even the limited time addition Princess Luna and Princess Celestia. He couldn't' get enough of MLP.
Something large and shiny caught Soundwave's attention. Looking up from petting his pony, the thin con tilted his helm to the side in wonder at the new object standing in the middle of Megatron's throne room.
Soundwave curiously inspected it closer, placing Pinky Pie on the metal table attached to the gizmo. He ran a servo over the smooth metal; it felt a little cold against his digits. Soundwave moved around it struggling to figure out what it was. It was obviously Shockwave's new toy. Knockout wasn't much of an inventor.
Soundwave was now inspecting a panel filled with buttons, so many different colors, but there were no labels to identify what they specifically did. Part of his processor was shouting at him to get Pinky and leave, but his more curious side wanted to test out the machine. Lifting up a long finger, Soundwave pressed the first button he saw. It was the largest button in the cluster; it was easily spotted with its emerald green color.
The machine gave an angry hiss, followed by multiple different beeps. It lifted a mechanical arm with a laser attached to it, and pointed at Soundwave. The doors behind him flew opened, Knockout and a couple of Vehicons came rushing through.
"What is going on here?" Knockout shouted, and then gasped when he realized the laser was aimed at them. He realized a klick too late, a bright beam of light zapped them.
Megatron growled as he swooped down from the heavens, landing heavily against the rocky floor below. They had located the Autobots, trying to dig up a relict. Megatron was sure this would be the perfect time to test his new toy, "Optimus."
"Megatron," The matrix barer growled back, pulling out his star saber. Megatron chuckled, "You're a fool, Optimus." He pulled out his own sword, "A coward. You and your pathetic team cannot defeat me. I have my own secret weapon, one that will destroy you all!"
A ground bridge portal appeared behind the Decepticon lord, "Decepticons! Attack!"
Megatron waited, he could hear the hiss, and click at his army came through the swirling vortex, and yet no shots were fired. Not even from the Autobots. What was going on? This was a battle, why wasn't there any fighting?
Suddenly the Autobots erupted into a roar of laughter, clutching their tanks and literally falling over.
"What is this?" Megatron demanded, "Are you not afraid of my army? My Decepticons outnumber a trillion to one!"
Bumblebee, who was finally getting his bearings after falling over, struggled to get up. "W-why would we be scared by a bunch of little ponies?" Bumblebee fell back down his entire frame shaking, and jerking. The other Autobots weren't much better especially Optimus who was banging his fist against the ground.
"What are you talking about?" Megatron was beyond pissed; he turned towards his army only to feel his optics nearly fall off his face.
Knockout, Soundwave, and a few Vehicons were somehow transformed into small dark ponies with Decepticon insignias as their cutie marks! Megatron felt his left optic twitch, he tried to rub his optics, hoping this was his imagination, but it didn't work! They were still there, and they were still ponies.
Megatron growled he wasn't sure who to be mad at. The Autobots for laughing or his army for making him look like a fool.
"Lord Megatron!" Knockout called, he was the ruby red pony with a black curly mane, and a shiny coat. "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we're not exactly prepared to fight the Autobots yet"
Megatron could feel a processor ache coming on, what he wouldn't give for a couple large cubes of high-grade right now. Giving an angry sigh, struggling to ignore the endless laughter from his enemies, Megatron turned to his army, and with as much dignity as he could muster he cried out to his army. "Decepticons, retreat to base!"
Smokescreen who finally managed to catch a break, choked out, "Don't you mean, Decepti-ponies?"
The other Autobots started to roll around, unable to hold it back anymore.
"This isn't the end Autobot scum!" Megatron shouted, just before entering the vortex. "Once my cons are back to normal, we shall destroy you al!"
Optimus smirked, "With what, friendship?"
This was a sad day for the Decepticons.
AN: Lol, thank you guys for everything! :D All of you are so awesome! I'd like to give this story a rating for: A for Awesomeness! :D I hoped you liked it. This idea is from 'ShadowX116.' Thank you! I'm sorry if I haven't posted anyone else's requests yet. I've been busy lately, with tests, and school. It's pretty tough. I'm still going to try to post every week, so hopefully that'll work out fine. Thank you guys again. I love you all! *hands out Energon cookies*