AN: Okay, this is extremely old. I have a crossover idea floating about that I was thinking adding it to but I'd probably rewrite the entire thing if I did. I'd like to think my writing style has improved since this.
Wanderer
Link stared at Mido, curious as to his I'm-better-than-everyone-else attitude.
"Hey, mister No-Fairy. Don't you love what I did to the thing you called a village? I not only moved it to a more logical place but I provided an entrance to the Lost Woods and gave you a place to call home." Mido sneered, obviously pleased with himself.
He looked around the clearing as he was told to. There was a light stream cutting down the center and serving to the left, three blocks were thrown in so you could cross it. Shops and homes were made out of dead tree trunks, a few wooden bridges, not touching the ground and only held up by strings, connected a single ledge to one house. There were two patches of 'wild' grass, carefully cut back into corners. A small ledge led to a larger ledge that held a dirt path into the 'Lost Woods'. The entire clearing was near the edge of the forest, ten minutes walking and you were out in the open.
Link frowned, he wasn't a man of great words, preferring to observe others and his surroundings, but he had never held back words when he felt the need to talk. And he felt the need to talk now, very strongly. But first, "Why are you calling me no-fairy?"
Mido snorted, as if in great amusement, "I was here for nine years already, I got a fairy within two years. You have been here how long and have yet to have," Mido paused, looking around Link's shoulders, "a fairy."
Link looked over at Sara, who stood behind Mido. She simply shrugged her shoulders in answer to his silent question. "Nine… years? No place I've visited had used that term. What does it stand for?"
Mido ignored his question, instead his eyes grew huge and his mouth made an "o" shape, "You left the forest, did you? That's impossible for a true Kokiri!"
Link just gave Mido a crazy look, "I've been leaving this forest for over fifty winters." Mido gave a snort of disbelief but Link ignored him, "This clearing. It's a ten-minute walk from the Hyrule Field. There is a path leading to the Lost Woods, which is impossible because we are standing in the Lost Woods. You cleared trees over a hundred winters old to make a 'home', which we already had."
"You're just jealous that you didn't think of it first." Mido scoffed.
"I must report to Sara." Link said, walking past Mido and continuing down the path with Sara. Who did this idiot think he was? Yes, every time he left he expected some changes, but this drastic, no.