Akari: Hey there! This is the ninth chapter of "Song for..."!
Kitakami: The past weeks were pretty much a pain the ass for some reason. Especially the Saturday three weeks ago.
Akari: Yeah... Our authoress met a REAL bitch that day. And all our authoress can do right now is to pray that the bitch's boyfriend dumps her ass, and gets raped!
Kitakami: Yes, remember people, there are three kinds of people in the world...
Akari: ...dicks, pussies, and assholes! XD
Kitakami: That is right. Now on with the reviews.
Akari: Innocent Uke Or Not: For chapter seven, YESSSS! XD Now most of us know that he isn't uke in here! I think our authoress has the game for over 2-3 months. And usually, to make the game a bit easier for her, she would go look at the Kingdom Hearts wikia for help, like where to find stickers.
Kitakami: ...Haha... That reminds me, our authoress's real goal in the game was to collect ALL of the stickers. It was amusing. So yeah, the wikia helped her lots.
Akari: And thank you for the compliment! For chapter eight, the person who said that Sora is Roxas's weakness is... some...one... Umm... So wait for it! XD Hells yeah Cloud is really bad ass! ...Was it good? (O.O)
And hells YEAH Thin Mints are the BOOM! We and our authoress love them so much! The authoress thought that since there wasn't much humor in the chapter, she could put the pick up lines and Sora's innocent in there! XD
Kitakami: And yeah, we're not exactly innocent either. But we ARE kinda slow...
Akari: And you're welcome! SHINee has some good songs that we like to listen to! :3
Kitakami: Eternal Light: Whoa, I guy actually did that to you? ...Did you flip him off? I'll praise you if you did.
Akari: *gasps* NO! That's a very rude thing to do, Kita-chan!
Kitakami: ...No it's not, think of it as... uhh... sign language...?
Akari: *dense* ...Oh okay! XD
Kitakami: ...Anyway, Saïx in a Girl Scout uniform is indeed funny and yet creepy... More like funny to me, 'cause you can also use it as blackmail.
Yeah... our authoress isn't good at keeping things on the "not-obvious" side. Sorry. And thank you for your praise.
Akari: Anna Shiki: We must keep his innocence clean and pure! XD Roxy's fight with Cloudy will have you entertained! XD ...We hope.
YEAH! Let's cheer for Roxas! XD
And thank yoos for loving our story! Aww, stop it! XD You're making me feel all giddy! Teehee!
Purr: Vocaloid? ...We barley listen to any of their songs... OH! BUT! We listened to one of Rin and Len Kagamine's song! It was so cute! It was "Gemini"! We love that one! XD But our authoress is planning on putting one of the other songs in later chapters!
Yeah, we don't like cliffhangers either, but our authoress puts one in there anyways. Haha! She's such a hypocrite! XD
And it's okay if you think of RoxasSoraCloud! But you should see the future chapters!
Akari and Kitakami: ... *grins perverted-ly* Yup, watch out for future chapters.
Kitakami: So, there is no song this chapter. Sorry. Now watch out for grammar mistakes.
Roxas narrowed his eyes at Cloud. "Hah?"
Cloud scoffed. "You heard me. I told you that your days as the town's strongest yankee is now over!" Cloud spread his arms out, "I heard that you've haven't been fighting as much lately! Have you gone soft?" The blond scoffed again, "Let me tell you that that's complete bullshit! Once you're a delinquent, you'll stay as one!"
It was Roxas's turn to scoff, "Who the hell said that I was going to quit being a delinquent? 'Cause that's complete bullshit and who in hell gave out that rule?"
"It's part of society, Roxas. And you know what? I found out how to take your title away from you,"
Roxas raised an eyebrow. "Ah? How is that? ...And I don't even have a title!"
Cloud's smirk grew wider. "All I just gotta do is make you end up in the hospital and make me the town's next strongest yankee!"
"Okay, first of all, I have no idea why I haven't been fighting people lately. Second of all, I have no intention to be in the hospital bed. And third, there is no way in hell I am going to make someone like you the strongest yankee in Twilight Town." Roxas stated. (A/N: That's right! I finally decided to put Twilight's town name of where they live in! So that way, I would save myself from researching Japan's towns to put it in here! Now they no longer live in a nameless town! XD)
Cloud put dropped his hands, hung his head, and shook it slowly. "You're only a 9th grader in middle school right now. You're still young,"
"Uhh, I'm not that young," Roxas told him.
Cloud didn't listen to him, and went on. "This town doesn't need a child like you to be in charge of it."
"I'm not in charge of this town," The yankee corrected him.
But the blond still didn't listen to him and continued to talk. "Therefore, I will lead Twilight Town myself!" He said, as if he was superior.
"Yyyeahhh, I can't let you do that," Roxas started to pose his signature fighting position. Which is just standing there, with a bored expression in his face. (He looks cool, huh? Don't deny it.)
Cloud was also getting into his fighting stance; bending his knees, getting ready to charge at Roxas. "I'll send you to Timbuktu!" He dash towards Roxas.
The delinquent sweat dropped. 'Who the hell say that?' He thought, as he blocked the incoming punch Cloud threw, with his arms.
"Hey, you're pretty fast!" Cloud praised Roxas.
"Yeah? Then you're pretty fat!" He insulted the other blond. 'I know it's a total lie, but what else can I say? Maybe, 'Yeah? Then you're pretty fugly!'?'
An animated vein popped on Cloud's head. "You're definitely not worthy to be the strongest yankee," He gritted out. Then he quickly put his right foot up over his head; in the air, while his left foot was on the ground, and with Roxas in front of him, Cloud brought down his right foot that was in the air, and aimed it at Roxas.
But Roxas wasn't called Twilight Town's strongest delinquent for no reason. He just stood there, waiting for the attack to come at a close range, and once it was, he used his left arm to block it, then used his right hand to grab Cloud's ankle. Once he had grabbed it with his right hand, he took his left arm away from Cloud's previous kick, and grabs the ankle in a tight grip.
Cloud's eyes widened. 'Yabe!' (A/N: I think it means "Oh shit!" like you're in a troubled situation.)
Then Roxas threw Cloud towards a trash can. Making the older blond crash and scattering the filthy things all over. After the crash, people started to gather to see what the noise was about.
Then a random person groaned, "Again? This is the second trash can that got knocked over, and another fight is starting?"
"Kuso...!" Cloud hissed as he rubbed his back.
Roxas smirked, but once he got a good look at the trash's contents, he spotted something disturbing. "IS THAT A BLOODIED TAMPON?" He asked loudly in a sickening way.
After Cloud had heard that, he got up in lightning speed and took a few good feet away from the trash. "You serious?" He looked at Roxas.
Roxas nodded. "Yes, I am. It's right there. Look," he walked a bit to the trash can and pointed at the disturbing looking object.
Cloud looked at where the younger blond had pointed. And true to Roxas's words, there was indeed a used, bloodied tampon. Then Cloud gaped. "How, THE HELL DID THAT GET THERE!" Cloud shouted, holding back a throw up.
"...I... don't want to even know, dude." Roxas replied, also holding back a throw up.
"How close was I to that thing!"
"Around 7 inches away,"
"...Holy shit that's gross... Any-anyway," Cloud straightened himself. "Let's continue where we left off,"
The yankee grinned a bit. "...Am I supposed to say 'that's what she said' to that?"
"No, don't." The other blond deadpanned.
"Oh okay," And with that said, Roxas dashed towards Cloud, and once he was in front of Cloud, he spread his feet at least 2 feet apart, bended his knees a bit, and used his right hand to swing a punch to the older boy's stomach up.
With the stinging impact of the punch, Cloud's body doubled over and coughed up his saliva. "HACK!" Then he was sent flying a few feet into the air and hit the ground.
Then Roxas made another dash towards Cloud to land another punch on him, but was only met with the cement. Because Cloud dodged it fast enough to land his own sharp punch to Roxas's left cheek, causing the younger delinquent to also fly a few feet into the air, but then he landed on his hands to push himself off the ground to flip once in the air so that he could land on his feet.
Then a bunch of random people started to "Uwoohhh!" and "Whoa!" and "Kakkoi!" (A/N: it means "Cool!") and "There's a fight! Ye, ye! OH! I mean—uhh, s-someone get the police!"
Cloud smirked. "Y'know, that's a pretty nice mark on your face there, Roxas," he laughed.
Roxas spat out a bit of blood from his mouth, and then touched his cheek that was hit. "TSSS!" He hissed a bit in a stinging pain. "The hell?" Once his fingers left his cheek, he saw blood. "Eh...?" He was surprised to know that there is blood on his cheek. While he was still shocked, he felt the liquid flow down his cheek. 'Is it... cut?' "How...?"
Then Cloud laughed at Roxas's confusion. "HAHAHA! Surprised, Roxas? That punched that I swung at you was so fast, sharp, and clean, that you probably didn't even see it happen!"
Roxas glared at him. "What did you do?"
"When I swung the hit, it was so fast that my first finger grazed your cheek, and immediately after that, I turned my fist to meet your face! Simple as that!"
Then Roxas suddenly smirked. "Kono yaro...!" (A/N: I think it means something like "Asshole...!") Then he ran towards Cloud, ready to land some other hit on him.
And Cloud was ready to block or dodge any hit that would be coming.
And as for the people that was watching them fight, most were recording or cheering or eating popcorns.
Then no more than 4 minutes had passed, and both Roxas and Cloud were out of breath, bloodied with scrapes and cuts, bruised and hair pretty much messed up.
Cloud was the first to talk. "Y-you hahh... aren't so—urgh... s-so bad at hahh... fighting," he breathed out. "F-fucking strong..." he almost leered.
Roxas had slowed down his panting so that he can speak properly. "Yeah, well—"
Roxas was cut off by his cell phone ringing in his front-right pocket.
Oooh, you touch my tra-la-la~!
"..." Both went silent as the ringtone went off.
La, la la la! La la la, la la la la la la la!
"Uhhh... Is-is that you're phone going off?" Cloud asked.
Mmm, my ding ding dong~!
"Yeah, but it's one of my friend's caller ID. Hold on, let me pick it up," Roxas replied as he took out his phone front his front-right pocket.
La, la la la! La la la—
Roxas picked up his phone, making the ringtone stop, and answered. "What do you want, Marluxia?"
Yes, even though it was Marluxia's phone that was calling Roxas's phone, it wasn't Marluxia on the other line. "No! This is Yuffie! I'm using Marluxia's cell phone because I'm too lazy to use mines. Anyways! Where are you! I'm worried! I'm having this bad feeling! It has a very bad Feng Shui! (A/N: FUNG-shWAY) I can feel IT!" Yuffie sang out the last sentence. Yes, she really did sing it out.
"Ah, hey Yuffie." He greeted. "What do you want?"
"I remembered who Cloud Strife is!" She said frantically. "He's Sannomiya high school's leader! His intention is to rule over Twilight Town! And to do that, he needs to beat you!"
"Yeah, I kinda found that out over 5 minutes ago,"
"WHAT! Where the hell are you now! We'll be there soon!"
"Uhhh..." Roxas looked around his surroundings. "I'm somewhere outside a shoe store."
"Which one!"
"Uhhh... the one that's near a pastry shop that looks small one the outside but is actually three times bigger than it looks in the inside. I was really amazed by it."
"Oh, I think I know where y—wait." Yuffie paused for a few seconds. "...Did you say a pastry shop?"
"Yeah I did. So?"
"What are you doing in a pastry shop? You don't even go to those!"
"That's none of your business."
"Ehhhh! But—" Yuffie stopped at a thought that sparked in her head. "...Are you on a date with Sora?" She asked slyly.
"W-WHA!" Roxas felt his face heat up.
"No no! It's quite alright with me! I mean, if you want to ravish him, I wouldn't really care! Like, you cou—"
"WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!" The yankee shouted to his cell phone.
"Whoa! Whoa... Calm down... Charlie Brown. So angry,"
"You're so immature!"
"How am I immature!" Yuffie paused for a moment."...Poo-poo head!"
"You just gave yourself the answer just now!"
"W-wha...! Th-that's—"
"So YOU'RE the immature one!" He paused for two seconds before saying, "...Bitch,"
"IMMOKEEYUU!"
"...What?"
"'I'm gonna kill you!'"
"...Are you fisting me?"
"Huh?"
"NEVER MIND! BYE!" And without letting Yuffie say anything else, Roxas snapped his phone shut and shoved back into his pocket. But only to let his cell phone slip out of his hand and fall on the ground, knocking the battery out. "FUCK!" He shouted in irritation as he picked it up and fixed it.
"Damn, what crawled up your ass?" Cloud asked, wobbling towards Roxas.
"None of your business," Roxas retorted.
Then a sharp, high-pitched whistle rang painfully through their ears. "Hey you kids! Stay where you are!"
It was a police officer. And he's running towards them.
"YABE!" Cloud and Roxas shouted together as they ran away from the guy.
"Hold it right there, you evil-doers!" he man shouted.
"WHO THE HELL SAYS THAT WORD THESE DAYS!" Roxas shouted back.
"Shit, we gotta separate!" Cloud told the other boy.
Roxas nodded. "Yeah, later then, Strife," He parted, making another turn in between two buildings, also jumping from wall to wall, doing his parkour moves.
"Damn that brat! Just you wait till we meet again," Cloud said.
"Hey you, blondie! Stop!" The officer whistled again.
"Double damn that brat!" Cloud shouted. "I'm being chased!"
-With Roxas-
"Shit, I have to go back to the pastry shop to get Sora!" Roxas remembered. "But I'm all beat up because of that fucking bastard, Cloud Strife!" he said irritably.
Then he dug out his phone from his pocket, turned it on, and called Yuffie's phone.
There were two rings until the phone was picked up. "Roxas!" Yuffie answered.
"Hey Yuffie, where are you now?" Roxas started to walk back to the shop.
"I'm with Leon in his freaking awesome car right now! He said he's going to pick Sora up at the pastry shop, and I came with him so that when I see you, I can give you my Asian lecture later on."
"O...kay? And oh, I might not walk in the shop. I'm sure I look pretty beat up right now."
"Oh fine," She groaned.
"Laters," He snapped his phone shut.
And no more than 3 minutes, later, Roxas was standing/hiding at the side of a corner of the building, waiting for Yuffie.
And another few minutes later, Roxas saw Yuffie and Leon walking to the shop's entrance. "Ah, his car must be parked somewhere else," Roxas talked to himself. Then he loudly whispered. "PPSSSSTT! YUFFIE! YUUUUFFFFIIIIIEEEE!"
The informant heard her name being loudly whispered. "Huh?" She turned her head at the source, and saw the yankee hiding. 'Roxas!' Then she turned to face Leon and gave a toothy grin. "Hey! See ya later Leon! Thanks for the ride!"
Leon only grunted and entered the pastry shop, picking up Sora.
Yuffie ran to Roxas, standing in front of him, beside the building. Then she brought her left hand up eye level, keeping it flat. "What's this?" She points at her backhand.
Roxas raised an eyebrow. "Uhhh... A hand?"
"NO! THIS IS DISCIPLINE!" The raven haired girl used the back of her hand to smack Roxas's left cheek that had a cut on it.
"ITAI! WHAT THE HELL!" The yankee cried in pain, bring his hand up to hold his abused cheek. He wasn't sure if it was bleeding again...
"THAT'S HOW THE ASIANS DO IT!" Yuffie exclaimed.
"I don't care! It fucking hurts!"
"I don't care! Now let's get you home to get you fixed up,"
"In my... house?"
"Yeah BOIIIII!" She smacked him for the stupid look.
"ITAI!" (A/N: it like saying "OW!" or "THAT HURTS!")
Once Roxas had made it home with Yuffie, he was greeted by his friends. (The ones from the forced performance chapter.)
"DAAYYUUMM! You got some nice beating, huh, Roxas?" Axel grinned.
"Uruse." (A/N: it's another way of saying "Shut up.") Roxas told him, as he made his way to sit on a dining table's seat.
"Sooooo~?" Demyx asked, grinning.
Roxas raised an eyebrow. "'So?' what?"
Demyx rolled his eyes. "How was your date with that Sora kid!"
Roxas sputtered, blushing. "DATE? It wasn't even close to being a date!"
"Of course it wasn't~!" Axel leered.
Xion wagged a finger at them. "Hey, you shouldn't tease him like that," she lightly scolded as she looked for a first aid kit in one of the drawers near the sink. Once she had found it, she started to tend the delinquent's wounds.
Demyx stopped teasing, but Axel didn't. And in place of Demyx, Marluxia joined.
So the two decided to joke around a bit. Axel started to lightly shake the dining table, while he and Marluxia teased Roxas. Marluxia started, "Ohhh~ Roxaaaassss~! More~ I want more!" He moaned.
"Sora~!" Axel moaned back, was shaking the table with a little more speed.
"O-oh~! Roxas! You make me feel so dirty~!"
"Tell me what you want, Sora..."
"R-Roxas~! Harder~! Faster~! You can do it!" Marluxia moaned louder.
"Sora! You're so tight~!"
"ROXAAASSS~!" Marluxia lightly screamed.
"SORAAAA~!" Axel was now violently shaking the dining table as he and Marluxia burst into laughter.
Roxas felt like he should make them go see Shinigami-san. "HOLY SHIT! SHUT THE FUCK UP! AND YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK THE TABLE SOON, AXEL!"
Everyone else (except Zexion and Saïx) started to burst into very loud laughter.
"Holy hell! You guys are retarded!"
"Oh quit yer bitching Roxas," Axel waved him off.
"Fuck you,"
Axel started to talk in a girl's voice. "Oh how I wish you could fuck me, Roxas! You're such a tease,"
Some of them laughed again.
Roxas sighed. He knew that if he said anything else, Axel would end up teasing him and act like a child.
Then Xion had finished tending Roxas's visible wounds. "Okay, I'm done." She said, before she went to put the first aid kit back.
Then Larxene started to speak. "So? Did you beat Strife or not?"
Roxas shook his head. "We tied."
"Say whuuut?" Demyx sang.
"Was he that strong?" Zexion asked.
Roxas shrugged. "I dunno. I didn't even go all out with my strengths when I fought him,"
"Wait," Saïx halted them. "Since you and Strife tied, then that means the fight will continue until there is a winner,"
"Uwoh! You're right, Saïx!" Yuffie exclaimed. "I should get information on Cloud. Ja ne!" With the parting done, the informant the blond's house and went wherever she goes.
Marluxia nodded. "We should leave too,"
"Yeah, I don't feel like staying here that much," Larxene agreed.
"...Come to think of it, how the hell did you guys get in my house?" Roxas questioned them.
"Oh, your mom let us in before she left to do grocery shopping," Axel answered.
"Ah..." That made sense.
"Then, laters!" Demyx said going to Marluxia's van outside.
And with other few farewells, the only people in the house were Roxas and Axel.
"...LORD MOLDYBUTT!" Axel shouted out randomly.
Roxas jumped a bit at the exclamation. "The hell?"
The red head shrugged as he took a seat next to his best friend. "I didn't know what to talk about."
Roxas sighed. "How did we become best friends in the first place?"
Axel grinned. "We became best friends since we were in first grade!"
"How?"
"Well, Roxas, buddy, it AALLLL started when you defeated a couple of fourth graders during recess,"
Roxas was looking back in his first grade year. "Ah! Yeah, I remember that,"
"Yup! And after you had beaten all of them, the other kids were scared of you because you had just beaten up a group of fourth graders ganging up on you!"
"Oh... yeah, I remember that one too. A lot of them kept avoiding me. Like, I had the 'cooties' or something."
"Haha! Yup! But, while those kids were scared, I was amazed! I thought you looked cool when you beat those guys up! Heh, they even ended up crying! I just thought that you were just awesome at fighting. It felt like there was some sort of excitement inside me when I saw you went 'POW-POW-PA!' with your punches and kicks! Like there was an exciting journey to be seen if I stayed with you. So, I came up to you and said, 'Hey! That was awesome what you just did! Mind if I hang out with you?' and you said, 'I don't care, do whatever you want.'"
While listening to the story, Roxas was laughing a bit. "Oh yeah! That's right! I remembered now! Haha! Ever since that day, you came to hang out with me whenever you get the chance to!"
"That's right! During that year, we even made sea-salt ice cream our favorite ice cream, too."
"Yeah. Damn, now that I think about it, you were really weird back then... No, actually you're still the same," Then Roxas flashed a grin to his first best friend. "But dude, even though you're weird, you'll still be my BFF."
Axel's face had a big grin too. "Really~? Then, you're my... A B C D E F G H I—" ...And so on.
"..." FACE PALM!
"But do you want to know what I thought what was the best part of our past?" The taller boy asked.
"What?"
"...Finding about what porn was."
"...Shut the fuck up."
"Okay." Axel replied quickly.
Akari: Hmmm... Was this chapter random? Funny? Please review to let us know! XD
Kitakami: ...So it's 4 A.M. in the morning, and our authoress just forced herself to finish this chapter. So tired...
Wait, now that I think about it, she needs to plan out future chapters too... Dang it...
Akari: But that's okay! Kita-chan and I support her! I know lots of you readers are too! Arigato! XD
OH! Yesterday was her birthday! She turned 15 years old!
Kitakami: Yeah, but we, as her conscience, remain 12 years old forever.
Akari: Yup! Ja ne! XD