Okay, so this is just to inform everyone that there will be a new chapter up the weekend of the 8th. How can I be so accurate you may ask? Well, my parents are getting married, and Pyro is a bridesmaid, so she HAS to come home (and bring her flashdrive with her, mwahahahaha). Anyway, I just thought I'd post this because I've gotten some people asking for a new chapter soon, and I don't want anyone coming after me with a pitchfork (if you want to go after anyone with a pitchfork, go after Pyro, it's her flashdrive that's got the story on it). Also, we've been getting lots of questions about the story from someone who has disabled their private messaging feature, so I can't answer them directly. Due to this little fluke and the fact that we have received a grand total of 5 very puzzled questions from this poor girl, I have decided to alleviate some of her confusion.

First off, I have to say that most of your questions can be answered by one simple statement; You are looking for logic and reason where it simply does not exist. If it bugs you that much that we never explained that Ravi stuffed her Goth clothes into a duffel bag under her skirts or some crap like that, then you seriously need to just quit while you're behind. Second, Sebastian did catch Ravi's slip of the tongue, and most likely is aware that she is aware that he is a demon. He's just not saying anything about it because he likes screwing with people. Doesn't he do that exact thing to Ciel all the time? And third, yes, we are getting our "hindi" translations from google translate. We are well aware that they may be incorrect grammatically and in their spelling. Unfortunately, neither of us speaks Hindi and a free, online, probably crappy translator is the best we've got. I'm pretty sure we mentioned that in the author's notes at some point. Although, it should be mentioned, a lot of our translations actually come from the fact that one of us does speak the language, especially with Spanish and Russian (or did we take the Russian bit out? Hell if I know.)

Anyway, the main point we ask our readers to keep in mind is that this story is being written by two people with over-active imaginations, a dry and sometimes twisted sense of humour, and a tendency to collaborate at oh dark thirty in the morning. There's not likely to be a whole lot of rhyme or reason going on to this plot line, and if the details aren't perfectly cohesive, we're just going to have to ask you to deal. We're in it for the fun, the laughs, and the reviews of people saying "you guys are insane, what the hell are you smoking?" Accuracy be damned. So, while we'll try to correct any glaring problems, if being more accurate means being less funny...

Well, we're going to have to choose funny.

We love you all, and hope you'll keep reading. We also hope that this has answered any of your burning questions, please always feel free to ask more. However, if you don't want them answered on a public page, you might want to turn your private messaging back on before you do.