The Marauders Spell Book
Dedications- Messrs Padfoot and Prongs dedicate this one to QueenAnneMagic, frenziedquill, iheartmwpp, Just-As-Loony-As-Luna, crumpet93, Arrora, .attack, and ZukieDude for their reviews on this story :)
Random Orange *becomes ominous*
Ominous Orange *is ominous*
Gryffindor Common Room *has an ominous orange in it*
Mr Padfoot asterisk is silent asterisk
Mr Moony asterisk is silent asterisk
The Sewer Dweller *is silent*
Miss Evans *is silent*
The Little Lord Jesus *is silent*
Mr Prongs *runs hand through hair*
Mr Padfoot asterisk puts on his face of shock and awe asterisk
Mr Moony thinks every one should just relax. It is only an orange, after all, albeit one of ominous properties.
Mr Padfoot disagrees.
Ominous Orange *continues to be ominous*
Miss Evans would like to know why there is an ominous orange in the Gryffindor Common Room.
Ominous Orange *turns slightly to the right, ominously*
Mr Padfoot asterisk screams and runs like a girl around the common room asterisk
Miss Evans disagrees, she neither screams, nor runs, anything like that.
Mr Moony thinks their must be a logical explanation as to why the orange moved asterisk moves over and picks up orange asterisk
Mouse wants to know where Mr Moony has taken her pretty orange? *sad mouse face*
Mr Padfoot has found a mouse! Mr Padfoot has found a mouse!
Mouse would like to request that Mr Padfoot put her down, right this second. Also, where is her pretty orange?
Mr Padfoot has not let go of mouse.
The Sewer Dweller would still like to know how the orange actually got there.
Mr Prongs believes this to be irrelevant as he and Mr Padfoot have now got a mouse!
Mouse is not for sharesys. Mouse wanted pretty orange for her home.
Mr Moony regrets that this will not happen.
The Sewer Dweller *finishes last slice of random/ominous/pretty orange*
Mouse *has no home*
Mr Moony is going to quickly point out that a vanishing charm could have gotten rid of the orange.
Mouse hereby banishes mean Sewer Dweller from any places in which rodents like herself might live.
Mr Wormtail has returned from the sewer.
Mouse still has no home *mouse winks at Mr Padfoot*
Mr Padfoot has had an idea!
Mr Wormtail *is genuinely shocked*
The Hush Puppy Flip Flop in Question *hopes mouse does not want a nice flip flop home*
Mr Prongs wouldn't let that happen, Mouse needs a nice house that has not been sicked on.
Mr Moony would like to point out that 'sicked' is not actually a word.
Miss Evans has become very confused in the present situation.
Mr Prongs *runs hand through hair*
Mr Prongs' Hair *is considering fighting back*
Mr Prongs is scaring Ms Mouse with his present sudden movements.
Mr Wormtail did not think animals were allowed in the plural.
Mr Padfoot would like to point out that they allow Mr Wormtail in the plural.
Mr Moony thinks both Mouse and Mr Wormtail should be allowed to be in the plural if they want to be.
Mouse is not so sure she wants to be in the plural.
Mr Moony would like to assure Mouse that the plural is a nice place.
Mouse likes Mr Moony.
Mouse wants to be Mr Moonys friend.
Mr Moony accepts.
Mr Prongs believes that Mr Moony and Mouse have just created a double act 'Moony and Mouse'
Mr Padfoot cannot believe Mouse has betrayed him.
Mouse has not betrayed Mr Padfoot *looks at Mr Padfoot with beseeching eyes*
Mr Padfoot forgives Mouse.
Mr Moony is glad that issue has been resolved asterisk rolls eyes asterisk
Miss Evans is leaving. She is too confused. *leaves in a too confused to stay type way*
Mr Prongs *stares longingly after Miss Evans as she leaves in a too confused to stay type way*
Mr Prongs' Hair *is glad it isn't having Mr Prongs' hand run through it*
Mr Prongs' Hand *is hurt*
Mr Moony thinks that things that actual people should spend more time writing.
Mouse agrees.
Mouse has just realized this means she can't write. *sad face*
Mr Prongs would like to point out that she couldn't write anyway.
Mr Padfoot dislikes this animal cruelty.
Mr Moony would like to enquire as to why Mr Padfoot has just took a minature stocking decoration from the christmas tree?
Mr Padfoot has just took a minature stocking decoration from the christmas tree for Mouse.
Mr Padfoot assumed this was obvious.
Mouse will be spending christmas with Messrs Moony,Wormtail,Padfoot and Prongs.
Mouse would like to add against her own will to the above sentence.
Authors Note-
stay tuned for the christmas one! i know this is slightly shorter but then again, it is a second half and the christmas one's going be long! I'm also going back through the story and making some edits :) xx