Intermission

I would like to take this moment to confess that I am an AWFUL PERSON.

I missed an update yesterday!! I don't know how I could do that, especially after leaving you alone while I was on that week long hiatus!

And NOW, TODAY, I'm not updating because I'm putting this stupid little Intermission thingy in!!

So feel free to throw tomatoes or semi-heavy bricks at me. I won't try to dodge them.

Anyways, besides this apology, I'll also be answering some questions you people may have about A Very Clever Plan.

Question 1: Why did you miss an update yesterday?

What a good question that I just made up right now. You see, I was in the middle of a game of Chinese checkers with a leprechaun and the ghost of John Lennon when aliens came to my door and forced me to watch Lord of the Rings with them. Yes, that is a true story. BELIEVE IT!

Question 2: Why aren't you updating today, instead putting this stupid intermission thingy in?

The answer to that is simple. I am lazy. I am also taking (read: being forced to take) a summer course at my school. This course is so boring it is zapping away my will to live, and I can literally feel any creativity I have left being sucked out of my intestines. Yes, intestines. Everyone knows that's where creativity comes from (imagination comes from your kidneys).

Question 3: What are the pairings in this story?

As of now, only JPLE. If some of you thought you saw RLSB in that last chapter, good for you! You saw through my clever little plan to place hints of RLSB somewhere deep within your mind, therefore corrupting future generations of the world. Sorry for misleading you back there, people. I was originally debating whether to put it in, but then I thought, 'you know, this is a James/Lily story. So bah,' and then I was hit with a frying pan.

Question 4: Whatever happened to Peter?

I hate him, and I'm sure most of you do to. I tried and failed to put him somewhere in this story, but I couldn't do it without throwing up a little in my mouth.

Question 5: Where did you go when you put this story on hiatus?

That, my dear readers, is a mystery. It certainly has nothing to do with lawn gnomes, resurrecting the dead, or Russia.

Question 6: Do you like waffles?

WHY YES, YES I DO.

Question 6: Is your Capslock button broken?

WHY YES, YES IT IS.

End of Questions.

I have one more favor to ask of you people before you press that little X button in the top right hand corner of your computer screen, ultimately leading you safely away from this abysmally stupid rant.

I NEED REQUESTS! Please, people? I would kill for any ideas, any at all.

In fact, I am now holding this leprechaun hostage. If I do not get any requests, any at all, he will be thrown into a lava pit. As soon as I find a lava pit that is within a mile of my house, 'cause I'm too lazy to walk any further.

Thanks and please enjoy the next chapter which will hereby be know as THE CHAPTER IN WHICH LILY AND JAMES GET TOGETHER THANKS TO THE INTENSLY CUNNING PLAN OF REMUS AND SIRIUS.

I will now beat the ghost of John Lennon at Chinese checkers.

Oh, and be sure to push that little green button at the bottom of this page to put a request in or the leprechaun gets it.