A/N: Okay, so I wrote this scene when I first posted this story, but I accidentally lost it, so I've had to rewrite it. It probably isn't as good as the original, but I'll do my best to make it similar.

Disclaimer: I don't own We Are the Champions. Queen does.

Scene 10

(Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, and Aragorn have arrived at DELL. Elrond, the elf in charge, has called a meeting.)

(Boromir, Elrond, Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn, and Frodo are there.)

Elrond: Strangers from distant lands, friends of old. You have been summoned here to answer the threat of Mordor. Middle Earth stands upon the brink of destruction. None can escape it. You will unite or you will fall. Each race is bound to this fate, this one doom.

Boromir: Whoa, whoa, hold on a minute. I thought we were here to discuss the economic downturn of DELL, since Apple has really taken over the market.

Legolas: Dude, where have you been? That meeting was three months ago. This is something entirely different.

Elrond: Bring forth the iPhone Frodo.

(Frodo brings it out and puts it on a pedestal in front of everyone.)

Boromir: Is that the one iPhone? Epic!

(He reaches out to take the iPhone, but Elrond stops him.)

Elrond: No Boromir, none of us can use this iPhone. You see, when Sauron first made it, he only downloaded apps like, 'A Dark Lord's Guide to Taking Over the World', 'I Have Anger Issues: A Guide to Controlling Other People Using Your Temper', and Angry Birds. In other words, all bad things. One of you must bring this iPhone to Mt. Doom, in the heart of Mordor. Who volunteers?

Everyone: Me me me me me me!

Legolas: I'll take it. I'm an elf, and therefore so perfect that I will complete the quest in no time.

Gimli: No, I will die before I see the iPhone in the hands of an elf.

Aragorn: Nuh-uh, it's gonna be me. Gimli, your beard is too long, and Legolas, you don't have a beard. I, on the other hand, have the perfect length of beard. Scruffy enough to attract the ladies, but not long enough to get in the way.

(Everyone bickers amongst themselves, until finally Frodo steps up.)

Frodo: Fine, I'll take it. Just stop arguing, it gives me a headache.

Aragorn: I will come with you Frodo. If I can protect you, I will. I give you my lightsaber.

Legolas: And you have my nerf gun.

Gimli: And my baseball bat.

Boromir: I still don't know why we aren't discussing the state of the company, but what the heck, I'll come too.

(Sam, Merry, and Pippin rush out and join the others.)

The Three Hobbits: We're coming too!

Elrond: Good! I now pronounce you – the Gangsta's of Mirkwood!

(Crickets chirping.)

Frodo: How the heck does that make any sense?

Elrond: I don't know, but it sounds cool.

(The Gangsta's walk off into the sunset singing loudly to the tune of 'We Are the Champions'.)

Everyone: We are the Gangsta's - my friends,
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end.
We are the Gangsta's,
We are the Gangsta's,
No time for losers,
'Cause we are the Gangsta's - of Mirkwood!

A/N: Okay, I'm pretty sure I got all the good jokes in, so I'm decently pleased with how much I remembered. Cool.

Fixed 1/23/2013