Purple Man
Joseph: Uh oh!
Stewart: The box unwound! My killer is in the hallway! Sweet revenge is mine! Wait! There are two killers? No there aren't. What one is mine? Uh oh! I've been spotted!
Jeremy: Hey, you!
Joseph: Let me handle it Jeremy. After all, it's my shift now. Hey you there. In the suit. Come round the corner, now.
Stewart: Ok, I'll get a good look at my killer. Holy Crabapples! Uncle Joe!?
Joseph: I'm getting a strange feeling I killed my nephew seven years ago.
Jeremy: I'm getting out of here.
Joseph: Stewie!? I can explain! Like your father, I also hated the franchise! I then killed you, thinking you were a different child. You never cried, even when you broke your spine causing temporary paralysis. If I'd known you were the child outside, I would have stopped and listened.
Stewart: Ok. But what about the 5 other kids you slaughtered in the back room in that yellow rabbit? The sister location rabbit.
Joseph: What are you talking about?
Stewart: Those poor kids! I found them walking towards the suit and then at 9:42 pm found them dead! I gave them gifts, but then I realized I had to put them in the suits! This was all on Tuesday! The same kids rumored to have ran away were slaughtered by you!
Joseph: That's not true! I saw woman acting suspiciously in kids cove and went to check it out! When I came back I saw that green, rabbit thing walking towards the office hallway!
Stewart: Why were you here on Tuesday anyway? It's not like you work here or anything.
Joseph: I do. Day shift. I used to work the Graveyard Shift but now 9-6 on weekdays. Oh, did you happen to see George?
Stewart: No. He's dea- oh the balloon vendor! He's George, right?
Joseph: Yep.
Together (with George): Ahahaha!
George: Hello?
Joseph: Hey, buddy! Remember cousin Stew?
George: Oh yes! Where is he?
Stewart: Right here.
How's that? A bit of genealogy thrown into the mix while things get interesting. Stewart learns who his killer is, Joseph learns who his victim is and George was thrown in for the theme. Freddy Fazbear's pizza and everything associated is copyright Fazbear Entertainment which is copyright Fazbears Fright: The Horror Attraction which is copyright Scott Cawthon.