I'm updating once again! You know, since I pretty much have nothing to do, and I'm at home, and there is snow outside, but I'm not having a snow day. I just didn't feel like walking in 0 degree temperature. Yeah. Exactly. I do not own Naruto, yadadadadadadaaaa~! I'm good…
To make things easier, I will start putting Lash/Minori's thought replies in 'these things'.
And if it's written like
This
This
That means Holly and The other are speaking simultaneously.
Chapter 10 10, booyah! Oooh~! Most creative reviewer for my first double digit will get a present… haven't decided what yet… they can get a present though.
Anyway….
Minori
When I turned my head, I saw him. I froze. Why the fuck was he in my bathroom? I could feel my anger turning into a blush. Shit! I tried to pull the towel more around me so I could yell at him, but it dropped some, showing my left boob. He's staring. With a bloody nose. Gah! Pervert! I try to yell at him but it doesn't work. He advances, and leans down, and before I know it, it's too late. Deidara is kissing me.
Gladly, I can move now. No longer frozen, I pull my right hand back, and slap him as hard as I can. He retreats.
"Get out of here, you bloody pervert!" I yell.
And with that Deidara runs from my bathroom, hand over his bloody nose.
When I'm sure he is gone, I walk back into my bedroom, and pull some clothes on. I think about going to confront the blonde, but my embarrassment decides against it. Instead, I rub my temples and sit on my bed. My head hurts too much to train today.
I lay in my bed, hoping my head will stop hurting. I shut my eyes.
When I wake up the next morning, I regret not sleeping in.
Hello, lashing one.
Holly! Do not make fun!
'Ugh! Really? I have to wake up to THIS?'
'Alright, Who the fuck are you, sainty saint? You never introduced yourself.'
His name is not important.
My name is Ricki, no not Ricki Ticki Tocky. I have more self control than to play with devilish snakes.
Shut it, saint!
More than you can cay, devil-child. I can't believe we're siblings!
'Wait a fucking second, you guys aren't even real!'
Yeah we are!
Yeah we are!
I lift my head, and hit hard on the bed, causing myself to fall off.
"Ow! Fuck!" I yell. "And you two! Shut up!" I say more quietly.
Chya, whatever bitch!
I glare at nothing in particular, hoping that they will shut the fuck up. And that's how it begins- the next five days of torture. Listening to them.
Day 1
OH! Chocolate milk!
White is healthier.
Yeah but it's BORING!
However, white milk can make you a stronger body, to be a stronger ninja. Isn't that your dream?
Pssh, Don't listen to her, get the chocolate milk!
'I am Lactose intolerant!'
Day 2
Look, a rock! Let's break a window and blame it on that girl that glared at you in your classes!
Revenge will come in the right way if you wait.
Shut it, brother! It's time for our little lash to grow balls!
Holly, Lash is a female. Technically it is impossible to grow balls for her.
Less impossible for her than for you.
I disliked that comment. That's it, I'm deleting you off my Facebook.
So! Good! I never got on there, anyway! I'm a myspace girl!
Don't you mean Devil?
'Shut up, you guys. I can handle Minako on my own. '
So the bitch has a name?
Tell us the story, dear.
'Well…'
So the blonde kid that kissed you started it all. The one without a dick, right?
Holly, stop being so vulgar. And didn't I make it clear to stop reading people's thoughts.
'Wait, hold up. You can read my fucking thoughts.'
Hell yeah!
I'm sorry we didn't mention it before, dear.
'….I will have to stop thinking such personal things.'
Nah, it's okay, we won't judge you.
Day 3
I saw that.
'Saw what?'
You looked at him, and blushed a little.
'Psh, whatever you say Holly. '
Awe! You like him!
'No I don't!'
…
'You're reading my thoughts, aren't you.'
Yeah. And by the way, you so totally like him.
'So what!'
Nothing….
'That's what I thought. '
I pick up a book and start reading. Maybe The two of them have shut up. They argue too much, and give me headaches…
DEIDARA AND MINORI SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!~ FIRST COMES LOVE-
I can't stop the blush.
Shut up Holly. Dear, if you feel that way about him, you should just tell him.
'Yeah right.'
Maybe he likes you.
'I doubt it.'
But he does. He kissed you remember.
'What is that supposed to mean?'
Exactly.
Day 4
Ring ring.
Hello?
Ring ring~!
H- Hello~?
Ring ri-
'BAD CONNECTION!'
…Sorry.
Not.
And Day 5.
So, I think we should go to the beach today.
Yeah right! It's time for pranking!
'Guys, it's MY day off. Why don't I pick what we do.'
Because that would be no fun.
What would you like to do, dear?
'…Train?'
Out of the question!
Out of the question!
I sigh, it's been a long week. The voices- Holly and Ricki- haven't shut up since Monday.
'This is the worst Friday ever.'
No reply.
'Guys?'
Still no answer.
I sigh in relief. They're finally gone. I head outside, and start training.