Btw: In case no one has noticed...i have no plot for this perverse randomness now XD but yay! I updated :D

A grin escaped her as Kagome took in the wonderous sight before her.

"Fluffy?' An innocent giggle escapes her.

"Hnn?"

"I LOVE the fact that you never switched from the white undies." Her eyes make a noticable trip downward on the demon lord. "Note to self: make sure all the men in my harem are required to wear see threw undies."

"Harem, Mother, really?" Kruma smacked himself in the forehead.

"What? Unlike a certain son of mine, This bee has no reason NOT to deflower all the deflowerable flowers out there."

"You are aware that you are a female right, and can there for NOT deflower anything?"

Kagome lightly patted her son on the cheek. "My poor poor sex deprived son. You are aware that they make toys for bees that have no sting..right? it's right up there by the blowupdolls and the strawberrylube and the panties that you can eat, and the..."

"MOTHER STOP!"

Tears begin pouring from her eyes as she looked at him.

"Where?"

"What Mother?"

"WHERE HAVE I FAILED YOU?"

Kurama could do nothing but shake his head.

"Anywho...I WANT MY SANGO! And Miroku is needed for my ultimate plan."

"Kagome?" Questioned Yusuke. "What Plan?"

"Why, young man, funny you should ask that."

"Mother, please tell me you aren't still planning on that plan." Kurama pretty much begged for her to deny it.

"Why,of course i am."

Before Kagome could go into much more detail, a feirce growl sounded out from their left. Which of course had Kagome bouncing in her spot.

"YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!"

"MOTHER! Calm Down. You don't know for sure."

"YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES... SANGO! MIROKU!"

"KAGOME!"

"KAGOME!"

Two series of 'Kagome' were shouted as two demons landed before them. One a sleek,obviously female, fire feline, the other, a male of the Panther tribe.

"From back there it sounded as if Kagome was getting an awesome ride... so...which ones the lucky male?"

"Shuddup Miroku!" Kagome pouted. "Every single one of them is gay, and the Firecracker and Fluffy were doing naughty things and I ..WASNT.. EVEN...INVITED.."

"I AM NOT GAY!"

"Hey!" Yusuke declared. "How did I start being called gay?"

"The Gay best friend of my Gay son's lover has to be Gay... sorry.. Such a waste too. I would have totally tapped that"