[Wendy Testaburger. 12:10 PM. South Park school. Lunch break. Computer Lab room 4]
Wendy pressed enter on the computers keyboard and exhaled. Finally her English essay was complete and she could breathe easy.
Leaning back in her chair she saved the file and clicked to log off.
Heidi Turner who was sat to her left saw her log off and turned to her with a pleading look on her face.
"Hay Wendy seems as you're done with yours can you read over mine?" she asked putting some extra neediness in her tone.
Wendy rolled her eyes and shifted her chair closer to Heidi's. Heidi let out a deep depressed sigh and leaned back as Wendy read her essay.
"This is no way to spend our lunch break" she said to no one in particular.
Bebe who was sat on Wendy's right rocked back and forth in her chair, bored.
"You'd rather spend it with Craig?" she asked playfully, referring to Heidi's crush.
Heidi just grunted in irritation.
Wendy had to agree with Heidi. Why did Mr Garrison always have to be a jerk and set long worded homework assignments?
Suddenly the class door opened and Mr Adler the shop class and IT head walked in eyeing them all suspiciously.
"Hay you girls better not be screwing around with my computers, who let you in here anyway?" his tone was half joking and half serious.
If Mr Adler kicked them out of the IT room then there was no way Heidi was going to finish her essay in time for their next class. Luckily for Heidi though Bebe wasted no time in working her charm on the shop class teacher. She sat up straighter and clamped her hands together and straighten her arms, pushing up her breasts.
"Oh were just finishing off some course work Mr Adler, were not causing any trouble, I promise" Bebe voice dripped with sweetness.
Mr Adler melted like butter. He rolled his eyes and walked toward the computer that was labelled 'out of order'
"All right as long as you don't screw around you girls can stay"
Wendy shot Bebe an annoyed look and shook her head. Bebe grinned back innocently.
The class door suddenly swung open and Mr Mackey ran in out of breath.
"Richard…..we have a big problem….mkay" Mr Mackey said trying to catch his breath.
Mr Adler frowned and tilted his head
"Whets happened?"
"Urrrr well it seems that Eric Cartman is currently rampaging through the canteen and has already broken a few noses, I need you to help me pin him down" By the tone in Mr Mackey's voice it sounded as if things were quite serious.
"Oh in the name heaven! Let's go!"
The two teachers ran out the room much to the girl's relief. Heidi shook her head and continued to work.
"Cartman on a rampage" she muttered "Even he has better things to do then writing essays"
Wendy felt her mood begin to anger at the mention of Eric Cartman. He had been royally dickheadish to her on Saturday during Stan's victory party.
The encounter had been a bit of a rollercoaster actually. He had attempted to make feel insecure, she hit him, he retaliated, they joked about Kyle, they actually got on for a few seconds, and then he ruined it by being the world's biggest prick.
Truth be told, Wendy had hoped to have built on their small moment of camaraderie during the Final. She had figured that having a less hostile and confrontational relationship with the most hostile and confrontational kid in the universe could only benefit her.
For a few seconds, she had begun to believe that after all these years she had got somewhere with him.
She had actually been on the verge of attempting to make peace with him, but he had very bluntly told her they would never be friends. What kind of human being was he? Who the hell chose hate over reconciliation?
But then again, it was Eric Cartman.
She mentally kicked herself again for being so stupid.
She heard the door open again and felt a wave of irritation run through her, who the hell was it now? Looking towards the door her irritation quickly turned to surprise as she saw who it was.
Butters Stotch stood in the door way with a shy but warm smile on his rather handsome face. When it came to looks Butters wasn't actually that bad. His blue eyes went well with his blond hair and his body, while no way strong and tall, were healthy and fit.
He saw Bebe and took a step forward but stopped when he saw Heidi.
"She can't hear you" Wendy told him, pointing the earpieces in Heidi's ears.
"Huh?" Bebe asked, confused.
"She's talking to me, how are you?" he said quietly but warmly.
Upon hearing his voice, Bebe's face lit up and she turned to him with an almost loving smile.
"Butters! What a lovely surprise"
Bebe's voice became husky as she spoke to him.
Butters blushed and blinked.
"Surprise? You um, you texted me to meet you here at lunch" he held up his phone.
"Slipped my mind" She muttered huskily, seductively running her fingers across the chair's arm rest.
Butters rubbed the back of his head nervously while a huge grin formed on his face. Wendy personally found their interactions fascinating.
"Jesus, it's like watching a python eyeing up a hamster" Wendy said out loud.
Bebe rolled her eyes and pushed herself out of her chair, walking gracefully over to him. She wrapped her slender arms around him and kissed him, Wendy suddenly realised that Heidi was still in the room.
Luckily she was far too busy typing away at the computer to notice anything, plus she had her Iphone speakers in her ears. The girl would be deaf before too long
Wendy silently waved her arms at Bebe and pointed at the oblivious Heidi. Bebe saw this and reluctantly broke off her kiss with Butters.
The only people who knew about Bebe's secret boyfriend was Wendy herself and Stan. However, Bebe had told her that Cartman might have caught on and if so spelled trouble for both Bebe and Butters.
Still Wendy had to grin at the thought of Cartman the evil genius figuring it out by himself, that boy really didn't miss a thing. But, thinking about Cartman would only piss her off right now.
Bebe stared at Butters thoughtfully and excitedly, Wendy then felt a pang of dread and irritation.
She knew that look.
"Let's find somewhere a little more private" she said in a low and seductive tone.
Butters tilted his head and shot her a warm but confused smile.
"Why? What for?" he asked.
Bebe leaned forward and whispered in his ear. As Wendy watched she saw Butters' eyes widen, shocked.
"Oh I don't know Bebe…If the teachers find out and ring home...m-my parents will ground me" he said hurriedly, looking around fearfully as if his farther would suddenly appear out of thin air.
Bebe pushed her slender body into his and rubbed her leg against his, calming him with her body.
"Don't worry sweetie, Wendy will keep an eye out for us, won't she" she looked at Wendy pleadingly.
Wendy sighed and crossed her arms over her chest and looked away annoyed.
"Fine, but you owe me, big time" she said firmly.
Bebe grinned and grabbed Butters by the arm and lead him to the door. Wendy tapped Heidi on the arm and gave her a wave goodbye. Heidi waved back and resumed her typing.
Wendy followed Bebe and Butters out of the IT class and into the empty hallways. Most of the students were either in the canteen or outside, so no one saw them.
Bebe lead Butters to the janitor's closet and peeked inside.
"Ok its empty" Bebe whispered excitedly.
Butters looked around, terrified.
"If my father finds out….." His voice trembled.
"Come on, you know you want too" Bebe whispered mischievously.
Bebe grabbed Butters by the arm and pulled the poor boy into the closet with her.
"Keep an eye out, bang on the door if the janitor comes" she said to Wendy before shutting the door.
"Yeah, because I don't find this traumatic in anyway" Wendy muttered sarcastically and took out her phone.
If she was playing watchmen she may as well check her facebook profile.
[Kyle Broflovski. 12:20. South Park School. Lunch break. Canteen. At the same time]
Kyle stood firm as Cartman slowly stalked toward him. He had known Cartman would probably try and fight him once he had seen the porn video Kyle had sent everyone.
What Kyle hadn't expected to happen however was for Cartman to beat the living shit out of Craig Clyde Jimmy and Token single handily in a fit of rage. Kyle hadn't intended to get anyone else mixed up in what was between him and fatass damn it!
Cartman stopped a few feet in front of him and gave him the most hateful look Kyle had ever seen him make, which was saying something.
Stan and Kenny held onto Cartmans arms, trying in vain to pull him back.
"Dude! Just chill the fuck out!" Kenny shouted desperately.
"Where did you get the video kyle!" Cartman growled taking another step forward. Stan and Kenny pulled harder, but it was no use.
Kyle didn't move an inch. He wasn't scared of this fat nazi prick.
"It wasn't so hard, all I had to do was type 'slutty mothers' into a random porn site and your mum was the first to pop up"
With a mighty roar Cartman threw Stan and Kenny off him and charged toward Kyle. Kyle was ready to take him head on when Mr Mackey and Mr Adler came out of nowhere and wrestled Cartman to the ground.
"THIS ISNT OVER YOU FUCKING GINGER RAT!" Cartman screamed as the two teachers began dragging him away, his face started to turn red from the fury.
"I SWEAR ILL BREAK YOUR FUCKING JEW LEGS"
Kyle watched the two teachers struggle to lift him off his feet and drag him out of the canteen. Despite the doubt he was feeling deep down, finally giving Cartman a real taste of his own medicine felt…right.
"You're damn right it isn't over fatass, if you think a porn video of your crackwhore mother is bad then just fucking wait" Kyle shouted back at his lifelong enemy.
As he watched them drag Cartman away, Kyle took out his phone and pressed send.
Now it was Testaburger's turn.
[Wendy Testaburger. 12:28 PM. south park joint Elementary/high school. Lunch break. outside the janitor's closet]
Wendy taped her foot as she waited for Bebe and Butters to finish their little 'playtime'. She couldn't help but feel slightly sorry for Butters. When Butters had first started going out with Bebe the most experience he had had with a girl was a gentle kiss on the lips. Now that he was with Bebe he was suddenly being dragged into store closets at lunch break…..
Still, Butters didn't appear to mind being attached to a way of thinking completely alien to him. In fact in Wendy's own opinion Butters was actually enjoying it and being a gentleman about it all.
Whereas Bebe's previous boyfriends had often founds excuses to avoid (or simply forgot) doing things with her such as helping her shop, choosing what to wear, supporting her in cheerleading events or simply telling her she was beautiful, Butters had willingly done all those things with her and more, simply to please her.
The janitor's closet door opened and a dizzy but happy looking Butters step out. Wendy couldn't help but giggle at the shocked expression on his face.
"Have fun loverboy?" she asked teasingly.
Butters smiled apologetically and smoothed over his blond hair.
"And to think I thought reading was fun"
Bebe emerged from the closet smoothing over her shirt. She leaned over to Butters and kissed him on the cheek.
"See you after school" She said warmly.
Butters face flushed red and he waved to her.
"Bye Bebe" he said softly and walked off up the hall to his next class.
Wendy shook her head again and grinned.
"Poor Butters. Still, it's nice to see you happy"
Bebe laughed.
"I know, where the hell has Stotch been all my life?" she said through giggles.
Before they could walked to their next lesson they heard Principal Victoria's voice over the schools loud speakers, she sounded angry.
"All students. The situation in the Canteen as been resolved. Any student found possessing or sharing forbidden martial on their phones will be suspended! This is your only warning"
"Jesus, the hell did Cartie do this time?" Bebe asked.
The speakers sounded again, Mrs Victoria's voice sounded even angrier this time.
"Wendy Testaburger to the Principal's office immediately, Wendy Testaburger to the Principal's office!" the speaker then died out.
Bebe looked at her and raised an eyebrow.
"Wow she sounds pissed, what did you do?" she asked.
Wendy couldn't help but feel as if something bad was about to happen
"Nothing….I think"