I DON'T OWN ONE PIECE! Or else Saya would be with!
"We don't fall for such lies, you dirty pirates!", a random villager yelled. "this is our island! No pirates is welcome here! Disappear!! Or we will blow away your whole ship!!"
I pouted. "NO FAIR!! I CAN'T SWIM DAMN IT!!", I yelled back. "AND IF WE DON'T FIND A DOCTOR NAMI-SAN WILL DIE!!"
"Not good... Hate at the first look...", Sanji spoke.
"That isn't good at all...", I grumbled, creating a thin armor under my cloths.
"STOP MUMBLE!!", a random villager yelled and shot.
I blinked as the bullet hit the deck where Sanji's right foot had been a moment before. Usopp yelled that he shoot, I got up at my legs, Zoro drew his sword, and Sanji got angry. As Sanji charged, the villager loaded his gun and Vivi stopped him. I moved in between Vivi and the villager as he shot, and I got hit by the bullet, making me collapse. It hurt as hell, since the armor might have been a little to thin.
"SAYA!!", Luffy yelled.
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Vivi smiled at me and nodded, then she... Bowed? "We promise... We will not go at your island...!! But can you call on a doctor? My friend has a high fever! Please help her!!"
I smiled. Vivi burned them hard there, and I looked at their shocked faces, completely forgetting about the pain in my shoulder.
"Vivi...!!" Our idiot captain, of course...
"You are a ridiculous captain, Luffy! You can't solve some things trough anger...!!", Vivi told Luffy. "If you start fighting here what will happen to Nami then?"
Luffy looked up and spoke... "Sorry. I did wrong." Then he bowed as well, to the villagers big chock and i shock my head. "I beg you. Get a doctor. Please, save our friend!"
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"But I warn you...", he spoke. "We have just one doctor... A witch!"
My eyes started shining.
"Awesome!! Witches are awesome!!"
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The dinosaur walking beside me nodded. Soon we arrived at a village. With cute animals and a furry hippo... That I wanted to hug. A huge hug, and put my face into the warm fur...
"This is... Our village", the man told us.
"It walks a lot of weird animals here!" Luffy.
"A real snow kingdom!" Usopp.
"THE ANIMALS ARE SO CUTE!! I EXPECCALLY WANT TO HUG THE FURRY HIPPO!!" Guess who?
"Nami-san! We arrived in a village! There is a lot of people!" No, not me. I should talk about the cute animals. It was Sanji.
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"The witch...?", Dalton asked. "Can you see the mountain outside?"
We all looked through the window and saw... A huge, badly made snowman. I stared.
"Luffy made that snowman", I stated. "No question about it. I make really small and cute snowbirds or snow-cats, not snowmen."
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"Yatta! We are going to climb a mountain! Wait. Climb? Mountain? That's high isn't it? I'm afraid of highs!!"
"I'm going crazy! Such captain, such navigator and tactician!"
"Hey!! Where did I come in into the whole thing?! I'm just afraid for highs!"
"Do you understand how dangerous it is, Nami-san?" No. Not me. I'm sulking in a corner over that it is going to be high...
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"If you are serious about this I will not stop you. But climb up at the other side. At this side there is Lapines, wild man-eating rabbits. If you meet a bunch of those you are dead!!" Vivi paled.
"You shouldn't have told them that..."
"Why not?", he asked her.
"YAY!! SCREW THAT IT IS HIGH!! I WANT TO SEE CUTE RABBITS!!"
"That is the reason", Vivi told him. "I had a feeling that she should say something like that..."
"You said that Lapines is man-eating albino rabbits, right Dalton-san?", I asked Dalton with stars in my eyes. "Right?"
He nodded. "Yes..."
"CUTE LAPINES HERE I COME!!" Yes, that was me again.
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Soon they stopped and started bouncing, making me squeal again.
"What are they doing?", Luffy asked.
"I that tough they where going to chase us", Sanji stated. "And so they started with something there..."
"Well, actually it should be able to start a... Oh shit... Those cute lapines are really mad at us... We need to run, fast and far away..." I felt their looks at me. "THE KAWAII LAPINES ARE STARTING A LAVINE!!"
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"Where did the cute rabbit go?", I asked as I did fly to look for the lapin.
At last it stopped and I found the lapin and a small one trying to dig it up. I landed beside it and patted it at the head as I Grabbed the lapins arm and somehow dragged the huge body up. Then I lifted and flew back to the other two to keep walking and the older rabbit looked after me.
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"LAPINES?!", Vapol yelled.
"THEY HELPED HIM?!" Afro-dude.
The other guy stated something weird, as Luffy noticed me where I flew over my new Lapine friend: The one I drew up from the snow, with his kid at the back. I flew with Luffy as I yelled:
"THANKS FOR THE HELP, RABBIT, PAL!!"
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"We are here", I smiled as I fell down from the sky, collapsed half-way to the top of the castle. "What a beautiful castle..." Everything started to be dark. "No... Energy..."
As Luffy collapsed the snow he was on started to fall down. He was captured by someone. I smiled. It was Chopper. With that I blacked out.
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"Yeah, he sure can!" We looked over to see Doctor Kureha. And she didn't look like 140, she looked like 50. I paled and released Chopper.
"We got another Tsunade here", I mumbled, not hearing whatever she said. "Another Tsunade..."
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"...but then there was two others with us?"
"Luffy-san and Sanji-san is sleeping in the room next to ours. Luffy-san dreams about meat and Sanji-san about women. Not really a surprise there...", I smiled. "But..." This made Nami look worried at me. "I don't get why female doctors look so much younger then they are!!" This gained a huge sweat drop.
"How many other doctors do you know?", Nami asked.
"I know about one more besides Kureha-san. Her name is Tsunade. She is 50 years old, but looks like she is between 20 and 30..."
Nami sweat dropped. "Weird..."
"Sure is!"
Chapter 10: Wounds in the Heart and Tsunade!
Kureha sat down at Nami's bed and flipped up her skirt so we could se some strange thing at Nami's stomach.
"Look." Nami looked down with a 'eh?'. "Here is the criminal!"
"What? What is that?" Nami.
"It is that weird five day illness, right Kureha-san?", I asked out from the blue. "I guessed it when someone did something stupid..."
"Yes. This girl has been stung by a Kestia, a insect that lives in warm, moisture forests. Poisonous tick. Bacterium enters the wound and torment the body in five days", Kureha starts to explain. "It gives over 41 degrees fever, inflames the heart, the artery and the brain!! At the wound it looks like you've been infected in three days. It might not have been easy, but it would just have kept up in two more days. Just two more days and you should have died." Nami got chocked. "As your friend called it, the five day illness. Kestia has been extinct in one hundred years... You where lucky I still got medicine. Where have you been, really? Have you walked around without a shirt in the virgin forest's jungles or what? Hi hi hi, hardly!"
"She has", I commented.
"What? She has? What an stupid girl! But go to sleep now. You aren't well jet. And you", she pointed at me, "should be in bed to, you have a huge loss of blood..."
"I have? It really was bad that wound the cute lapins gave me, huh? Well that explains why I felt so dizzy", I asked. "Where is Kayra? She is a dinosaur!"
"Oh, that one? It has been flying and walking around the castle looking for you since you got here..."
"KAYRA!!", I called and ran out, looking for said dinosaur and forgetting about having blood loss. Said dinosaur came directly to me. "There you are..."
When I walked in I saw Chopper hit Luffy and Sanji to the ground and run away as I was followed in by Kayra. I sighed. Soon I sat down at Nami's bed...
"Please come with us!!", Luffy told Kureha. "Please!! Oba-san!!"
Oba-san? Oh, he shouldn't have said that...
"Luffy... You said that was your name, right?" Kureha.
"Yes." Luffy.
"WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!", Kureha yelled and kicked Luffy into the wall. "I have yet to become 140 years old!"
I knew it! She is exactly as Tsunade, just about 90 years older! Now I should never call her oba-san or piss her off, since it was just the super-strength missing!
"Never seen a so strong old woman", Sanji commented.
"I have! But Kureha-san is 90 years older then that woman, and that woman, a doctor as well, could send one flying 1000 meters with just one flick with her fingers!" Yup, me.
Soon Sanji did lie at the ground for calling her 'old'.
"Me, pirate? Are you out of your mind, brat?", the old woman commented... Oh, I am so gland she can't read thoughts since I just though she was old... "Waste of time, and I don't like the sea."
"You don't need to! Come with!", our simple minded captain said. "Come so..." I singed when he called her 'oba-san' again, then they saw Chopper that had been 'hiding', and ran after him, yelling about food. Then Kureha chased after them.
"I WILL EAT YOU BEFORE YOU WILL BE ABLE TO DO THAT!!"
"UGHAAA!! THE OLD WOMAN!!"
"WITH A KNIFE!!"
I laughed a bit. "I don't need food, but can't you keep it down?", Nami grumbled.
"Ah, I wish I could understand what Kayra said", I mumbled.
A wind blew in snow at us.
"Isn't this inside? Snow...?", Nami said. "Cold. I have to close."
"You have to lie down!", Chopper spoke. "You are still sick!!"
"No, the fever seem to be gone..." Nami.
"You are still not allowed to! Doctrine's medicines is so good that the fever is gone directly. But the Kestia-bacterium is still in the body", Chopper explained. "You have to take medicine and keep yourself calm."
"Thank you." Nami.
"Hm?" Chopper.
"It was you that took care of be, right?" Nami.
"Sh...!! Shut up! D... Don't think I'll be happy of some praise from you! Shut up! You devil!" Chopper. And he was... So...
"KAWAII!!", I yelled and hugged him. "You are so kawaii!!" Then I noticed that he tried to get away and released him. "Sorry. I was unable to hold myself. Chopper-san, can you help me to understand Kayra's speech? I want to be able to understand what she is saying!" Kayra screeched in agreement.
"S... Sure... Later..." I smiled a huge smile at him. "Are you pirates...?!"
"Yes", I answered.
"For real?"
"Yes", Nami answered.
"Do... Do you have a pirate flag...?!"
"Yup! At the ship!", I answered... Again.
"Are you interested by pirates?", Nami asked.
"NEVER!! STUPID!! NEVER!! STUPID!!", the doctor yelled as he flew back to the wall.
I laughed at his reaction. "Sorry, Chopper-san! She was just asking! But... Do you want to join our crew?"
"Oh?!"
"To the sea!! Don't you want to come with?", Nami added at my question. "We want that! With a doctor at the ship we don't need to stay here in three days, and we don't have one..."
"ST... ST... STUPID!!", Chopper yelled. "I AM A REINDEER!! I CAN'T LIVE WITH HUMANS!! ...and you two... Don't you become afraid of me...?! I walk at two legs and talk even if I am a reindeer..."
"And I think dinosaurs are cute, can shape shift and are insane", I replied. "If she was afraid of you, she should be afraid of me... That you are a reindeer doesn't matter for us."
"He he... Do you want me to be afraid?", Nami asked.
"...and I have a blue nose..." Then Sanji and Luffy came in and began to chase Chopper again.
Then Kureha arrived. "That was some fast brats...", she said and sat down at a chair. "You two aren't two cute girls after all..." CUTE?! "Are you trying ti give my reindeer stupid ideas while I am gone?"
"Do you need your permission to give a cute reindeer stupid ideas?", I asked with a grin.
"Hii hi hi hi hi hi!! No, you don't need my permission! Take him if you want to!" Then she stopped laughing. "...but it is not going to be easy... Because he has a wound inside his heart that even a doctor can't heal."
"What?", I asked.
"He was rejected by his own parents when he was born because he looked strange. Because of his blue nose...!! He always had to walk last, alone in his tribe a bit after everyone else. Since he was young! One day he ate a devils fruit... The other chased him away like a monster. He was no longer a regular reindeer. However, he still needed friends, so he changed to a human and walked to a human village. However, he didn't look like a human, and he still got a blue nose. Who was he supposed to be angry at? He just wanted friends, but for everyone else he was a monster. He wasn't a reindeer... And not a human either. He has... Lived... All alone. Do you think you can cure the wound in his heart?"
"He just need friends!", I smiled. "I was rejected by my so-called friends a while, but then I got friends, the crew helped me as well back at my feet. Friends can cure the most wounds in your heart, and that wound can be cured by friends!"
Then I heard something from outside...
"WAIT, MONSTER!! YOU HAVE TO BECOME OUR NAKAMA!!"
It sounded like Luffy. Monster had to be Chopper. Luffy wanted Chopper to join our crew. If he decided that someone should join, they joined. And once a Straw Hat, always a Straw Hat.
"That was Luffy", I mumbled.
"Doctor Hilruk... He lived in and for the Drum kingdom... A fake doctor... He gave Chopper his name and called him for his son..." I looked at Kureha.
"He's dead, isn't he? Why?", I asked.
"He wanted to save this country..."
I cried. "He was probably a good man", I said between my tears. "So sad he had to die..."
"DOCTRINE! IT IS AN EMERGENCY!! Vapol... HE IS BACK!!"
"That stupid king?", I asked as i wiped the tears away. "Go beat him, Chopper!"
"Is that so...", she said. Then they left. I looked at Nami.
"So... Can you play chess?", I asked.
"Yes, but I have no idea where we would get one...", Nami started.
"You forget something...", I stated to get a 'what?' as answer. "My power!" I sat down in her bed and let a chessboard with everything grow out from my legs using my transformation powers. Then we began to play.
Soon Luffy arrived.
"Brrrr! Cold! Cold! Jacket, jacket, jacket..."
"What is going on out there?", Nami asked.
"It is cold! Where is my jacket?", Luffy asked.
"We don't mean that. What are you doing out there?", I asked.
"Outside? Just fighting a little."
"Okay... And how is it going?" Nami.
"Yes. Just go to sleep." Luffy.
"If I had a jacket I should tell you to take mine, but I don't have one", I said.
"Then take my jacket if you want", Nami said.
We both looked at Nami.
"What? But your don't look cool!" I sweat-dropped. That was so like Luffy.
"It is better when what you wear now", I stated. "And warmer."
"It is?" Luffy took it and put it.
"Go and kick some ass now, Luffy-san!", I cheered.
"Okay!", Luffy said as he left. "Now I will kick that disturbing guys ass!" I grinned.
"HE IS TAKING AFTER MY LANGUAGE!!", I called out when Luffy had closed the door and we returned to the chess.
"It is good to know that there's nothing serious going on", Nami stated.
From outside I was able to hear screams and canon shots. Soon Nami couldn't stand it any more.
"We have to run away while 'Doctrine' is gone. Come, Saya!"
She took a jacket and put it on, I just was able to transform back and then take my half human half cat shape before she grabbed my shirt and started to drag me with her. Soon she saw a guy at the floor.
"Eh? Wh... Who is that for one guy?", She asked. I was confused and started to get up.
"One of the Straw Hats nakama, I understand?", I heard Vapol's voice and decided to look down as well.
"Oh, the ugly king-face that eats everything!", I called out. "Talking about food... I'm starving!"
"No, absolutely not!! I don't understand what you are talking about!!", Nami explained.
"Eh? ...not?"
"No! We are just one normal navigator and one normal tactician. See you!" She raised one hand.
He did the same. "...sure." Then he climbed up to us. "LIAR!!"
He started to chase us. Or Nami, since she dragged me with her in my tail. I wanted to cut him! Kick his ass! Soon he got stuck, and started to eat himself. I blinked.
"WHAT THE HELL?! HE IS EARING HIMSELF!!", I yelled.
When he came out again he was slim, and really fast, he captured Nami without problem. I rubbed my tail, that hurt as hell.
"MA HA HA HA HA! YOU WILL DIE FIRST OF ALL!!", he yelled at Nami, before he got hit by Luffy's foot and was sent flying.
Then Luffy got hit by Nami that decided that Luffy became own her 100000 beli. I stared at her. Then...
"MA HA HA HA! ALL THE WAY HERE BUT NOT ANY LONGER! TIS IS MY WEAPON STORE!! AND I HAVE THE ONLY KEY IN..." I ignored the rest of Vapol's talk, since it was the usual bad guy rant. "READY TO DIE?! THE KEY TO THE DOORS OF TERROR IS... ...GONE!!"
I looked at Nami, Vapol looked at us, Nami and Luffy looked at Vapol. Then he ran.
"JUST WAIT! I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE LEFT!!"
"NO! HE IS ESCAPING!"
With that Luffy chased after Vapol... I sweat-dropped. Then Nami picked up a key.
"...what? This is going to the weapon store? I though it was to the treasure room. To bad..."
I stared at her.
"NAMI-SAN!! I KNEW IT WAS YOU THAT STOLE IT!!", I yelled at her.
Soon you was able to hear a couple of booms, and I decided to look, so I came out to see Dalton bowing to Chopper that was 'hiding' behind a tree. I smiled, and tip toed over behind Zoro at the same time as I drew my weapon. Then I 'attacked' him from behind by jump at him, draw a line in his face with the marker, and then run for my life, with Zoro chasing me. Soon Chopper started run after me, I heard Luffy yell 'Stop there, monster'.
We later sat in a room. I was sitting with Vivi and Kayra beside Nami's bed, Zoro had finally stopped chasing me, and I covered my ears from Sanji's screams. It stopped and Kureha walked out.
"Hi hi hi! It had became worse. Your own fault! Dalton... Where is the key to the weapon store? You know that, right?" Kureha.
"The weapon store... Why do you want..." Dalton.
"It is to my own ears only. Don't ask." Kureha.
"Vapol has it with him, always. So it should have followed with him when he flew." I looked at Nami when Dalton said that.
"You mean that? That wasn't good."
"Doctrine...? I am not going to pay for your treatment. And can you just let us go to continue our travels now?"
I looked at Nami. "He? Are you kidding me? As the medical expense I will take all your treasures on your ship! And you will stay here two more days!"
"That's right, Nami-san! You have to stay until you are cured!", Vivi added.
"I'm fine now, really. I won't die because of this." Nami.
"You don't know that!", Vivi answered.
"It is Nami-san's choice, Vivi-san. And Luffy-san are chasing down a cute doctor to join our crew", I smiled. "And Chopper-san is going to join if we know our captain right."
"So you don't want to have the key to the weapon store?", Nami asked.
"What... How can you have...?!" Dalton.
"Is that it? How on earth...?" Kureha.
"She is a thief. And a damn good one too", I answered. "Ste stole it from him."
Kureha looked at Nami, close. "Are you trying to negotiate with me using that key?", she asked Nami. "You aren't a good girl after all." Then she took her key and started to walk. "Okay then. You don't need to pay- But just that. I don't let you go, no doctor would do that."
"Stop there!", Nami called out. "Then you can't get the key! Give it back!"
"Listen to me!", Kureha said as she stopped and pointed at Nami. "I will go downstairs and do something so I'll leave the door open. My jacket is hanging in the closet in the second room. I will not put out a guard. And I've already cured the blond boy. Get it? Don't dare to escape! You guys come with us. I need help."
"Sure!", the men from the village said and followed her out.
"She just told me to take her jacket and and get out of here", Nami stated.
"Yeah, she did", I agreed.
"That's what I heard to", Vivi added.
Later, I did lie down in the snow beside Zoro and stare up at the night sky.
"HALLO! REINDEER!", Luffy yelled. "COME AND BE A PIRATE WITH US!!"
"Luffy... Give up. He don't want to come out", Usopp said.
"It seems like he don't want to be a pirate", Zoro added.
"Wrong!", Luffy said. "I want him to join!"
"THAT IS ONLY YOUR DECISION!!", Zoro yelled at him.
"Zoro-san, let Luffy-san decide this", I said as I stared up at the moon and Luffy screamed 'reindeer'. "Chopper-san has a wound in the heart a doctor can't heal. The wound is called loneliness. The only thing that can cure that is friends, and you know how it is with Luffy-san... If he decides that someone will join, they join."
"I guess you're right", Zoro smiled as Chopper showed up.
"AH! REINDEER!!" Luffy. "OI! COME WITH US AND BECOME A PIRATE!"
"I can't...", Chopper stated.
"What do you meat can't? It is really fun!" Luffy that idiot...
"Don't you understand his words at all?", Usopp asked.
"Luffy-san don't understand the word can't, Usopp-san", I answered. "You should know that."
"I... Am... Really thankful for your help...", Chopper began as Kayra came out with Nami and Vivi that was dragging Sanji. "But I... I am a reindeer!! I have hooves... And horns...!! And a blue nose! Well... I want to become a pirate, but... I am not even a human!! I am a monster...!! I can't become one of you!! So... I just wanted to thank you... Because... You invited me... I have to stay here... But come and visit some time..."
"SHUT UP AND LETS GO!!", Luffy yelled, trowing his firsts up in the air.
I sat up hearing Zoro asking if it is that way you get people to join.
"YES!!", Chopper yelled back.
I laughed. "Chopper-san! You have to teach me how to understand Kayra! And you have to know that Luffy-san doesn't understand the word can't!"
We smiled and laughed as if it was one huge joke.
Next Chapter: We are leaving Drum, so what will happen next? A party to celebrate that Chopper joined and Nami is cured of course! We get to meet the weird Mr 2 Bon Clay that can change to the people he touched! Well, I'm so not going to let him touch my face! He is creepy!