AN: stup it u gay fags I'm bisezual—you'll get that later… if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok! B'loody Mary was never a muggle.

A.N. Stop it, you *** ***s. If you do not (or donut) like my story then f**k off! P.S. It turns out B'loody Mary (Hermione) isn't a muggle after all and she and vampire are evil. That's why they moved houses, okay?

Uh, well, I'm pretty sure you can't move houses even if you're evil, but, uh, way to give Slytherin a great name!

I was really scared about Vlodemort Who is Vlodemort? I thought you were scared about Voldemort and his telekinesis… all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. Can you say Mary-Sue? You can barely spell it, so I'm kind of wondering. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. You sound like a dude? The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it. Oh, my gosh…) and Hargrid. Really? Hargrid too? Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. They're always depressed. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s But you've said it before…(there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak Yep, you have to shove meat down his throat… or b**ch slap him with it…) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. Yes, you know those animated movies. So depressing. Didn't it have a happy ending? I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. I'm sure Simple Plan (one of the least Goffik bands you could've thought of) appreciates being on your a**…You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not. Who would ever think that?

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears. Again, painful.

"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice. No, she just busted into tears! She's in pain, moron! And you're talking in that stupid agreeing voice. Jerk.

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears. Wow. At least she didn't bust into tears again.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall. Spidey powers!

"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?) I think the Spidey powers might be kind of out of character.

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying. Stop crying.

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache. He found the aspirin, then?

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. He started to cry wisely?(c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y Okay… then…) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists."Who is Ebony Draco? Oh, I get it. You forgot the comma… But you said in this chapter (Paragraph one after A.N. Sentence Seven) that Draco couldn't die from slitting his wrists.