Disclaimer:I don`t own anything except the idea of the story itself.
And sorry for any OOCness
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Chapter 10:The Insanity Of OSS And Excalibur(Excaliber)
It was morning, around 10 am...Kirito is here...and he's annoying me!
"Talk seriously, damn it!"
Paling a little, Kirito made a fake caugh and made his serious face. Then he spoke again.
"So the Sword Skills and OSS is implemented yesterday night huh,so that's why it was down."
"Yeah,it was a busy day."
"No wonder you were looking so...tired."
"Kirito~."
"Oh, hey Seiro. I gotta go."
"Yeah, yeah."
"See ya."
"Just go away."
...
"So-"
"Guh!"
"-what were you talking about earlier with Kirito and why are you so surprised?"
"Nothing, just some update in ALO."
"So the Sword Skills and OSS is already out eh?"
"Sure, now we just need to use them or make some original skills to throw our opponents off."
"Sounds good, shall we do it after lunch and surprise our friends later?"
"I like the way you think."
"You know it and love me for it."
"Haha, I know."
Then she begins to prepare my favorite thing...Her cooking.
Opening theme, SAO ll.
...ALO...
After lunch Akina and I had made our OSS and practiced all of the skills listed in the update in our respective areas of our weapons.
"So Seiro-kun, will you show me?"
"Nope, no need to ruin the surprise I made with my OSS."
Akina pouts, damn...it's too adorable.
"Don't worry I will show you later with all of our friends...No, I will show it in a battle later."
Now that I mention it, today is our rquest to get the Excalibur(shh, it's Excaliber)...Ah, and Zekken will make appearance few days after this. I need find a way to save her...But I can't, I would only delay...No, I still have to try with Kirito. We might be able to do something other than his probe...Then...Wait, if I remember, Kayaba did transfer his consciousness here. Then, if we could just replicate this and use something like AR(augmented reality)...I will have to speak with Kirito about this.
"Okay, I really wanted see it first. You would have made me very happy~."
Nope, not ruining the surprise and quite increasing the cuteness with a cuter pout!
ALO: Agil's
So the quest is for 7 peoples only, oh well. I will let Kirito get the Excaliber, I already made the best sword here other than Gram and Excaliber...Ascalon the dragon slaying blade along with my Divine Gaelic Blade. My own special weapon that allows me to use a unique skill, the limit is only one unique skill at a time and change it's shape according to the skill I would equip. But right now, I only equipped my DGB with one-handed sword sword skill. As I am concealing my Skills and OSS, which I made at least three to six OSS for each weapons skill.
"So who will be in the quest?"
Kirito replies to Asuna's question.
"Me, you, Leafa, Sinon, Liz, Silica, and Klein. Seiro said that he and Akina will only accompany us to the boss."
I nodded at the answer, that's exactly what I planned.
"And last thing, Seiro. What did you two Kirito did?"
"Hm?"
Now I'm confused, what is Asuna talking about?
"The two weird swords you and Kirito have."
Oh, okay. That was only it.
"Well I have my special weapon here and Kirito has his combined Elucipulser, why?"
Asuna just huffs.
"So can you make more?"
I was afraid of that question.
"Well I can-eh?"
Asuna picks me on the front of my very light armor.
"You will make one for me."
(T_T)
"I-I will ma'am."
And she drops me and I landed on my butt.
"Wha-what kind?"
"My two favorite rapier."
Ah, the light and wind ones.
"Okay, I will speak with Kirito about making it."
"Hey don't involve me!"
"Dude this is your girlfriend, help do your girl a rapier she wants!"
"Alright, alright. Just stop shaking me."
Later before the Quest
"Here Asuna, we had to make it quickly so I did not have enough time put some cool abilities except for the original addition of both blades and unlimited durability."
Asuna takes it off my hand and examined it.
"Thanks, this is enough."
"Not just me, thank your boyfriend too you know. He helped too."
Asuna runs off to thank him too.
"So Akina, remember the plan?"
"Yes, but you still did not show me you OSS."
"Like I said, you will know it in time."
"Your no fun."
Hey that kind of pout should be illegal, it's too damn adorable.
"Hey guys, stop with the lovers quarrel. We should go now."
Okay, let's get ready.
In Jotunheimr
After taking the quest.
"Let's equip it Kirito."
"Yeah."
I equipped my signature weapons and skills, as Kirito did his.
Klein draws his katana and yelled.
"Alright, this our last big quest of the year. Let's do this, and earn ourselves a spot on the front page of tomorrow's MMO Tomorrow!"
"""""Yeah!/Alright!"""""
As we arrived at the entrance of the castle, we got off of Tonkii. Seriously, why did Leafa named this bad*ss flying elephant-jellyfish like a plushie?Even if it(he?) is weird.
Later inside
"Kill the minotaur thing!"
Yeah, we are having a hard time.
"Kirito, let's use it!"
"Alright, skill chain go!"
Kirito charges in.
"Raaaaahh, fire."
*slash*
Making the other sword glow, he again attacked.
"Ice."
*slash*
*slash*
"Switch!"
*clang*
I charged as he parries the attack and jumped back.
"Everyone coordinate you attacks and hit it while we distract it, water."
*slash*
Then the others began to attack. Asuna gives everyone except us some buffs as others attack, Sinon fires her arrows and the rest began slash at the beast.
"Wind!"
*slash*
"Graaaaaaah!"
"Kirito!"
*clang*
"Right, fire."
"Then I will do this, wind."
They charged and I began run past them. Their combined attacks destroyed the beast and the black one is already cut in a half by me as it is weaker than the yellow one.
"And we're done here, let's get going."
And before any of us move, Klein interrupted all of us.
"Nope."
Klein walked near Kirito.
"So what's up with those swords? You two used dual wielding!"
Ugh, this again?
"Klein calm down, that was only a skill outside the system. It's called skill connect. Not dual-wielding, we just used one-handed sword skill in succession."
"Yeah, Kirito is right. But wed can only do this a few times at a time, if we are lucky we can connect at least 3~4 skills."
The others did something similar to a 'whoah'.
"You two out did us again huh?"
"Eh?"
"Klein let it go, we just got nearly beaten by an humanoid bulls."
Thanks, Liz.
"...I just felt an incredible sense of deja vu."
"Nah, your just imagining it Asuna."
"Yeah Asuna, Leafa how much time left?"
"Ah, Akina-san."
Lifting the necklace.
"At this pace, we only got an hour."
"Then let's hurry."
Lower floors
As we defeat the monsters we encounter, we saw a cage after defeating a monster that looks like a cross between spider, robot, and a centipede.
...
Wait, this is...
"Please...Let me out."
Pffffft. Klein, you poor idiot.
"Hehehehehehe."
Then Kirito grabs Klein on his bandana.
"It's a trap."
"That's a trap."
"Definitely a trap."
"Ye-Yeah, a trap. Maybe..."
"Well, Yui?"
"An NPC. And she is connected to the language-engine module, just like the NPC that gave us the quest."
"Just like Urd, huh."
"Yes, but with HP gauge."
"Then we might have to fight her."
"It's a trap."
"It's a trap, right?"
"I think, it's a trap."
Oh she's a trap alright, but not a dangerous trap. But a gender trap, hehehehe. I can't wait to see your faces after she transform.
"Of course, it might not be, but we don't have time to waste."
Laying his hand on Klein's shoulder, Kirito continues.
"We need to get to Thrym as soon as possible."
Well time to intervine.
"Oops."
"Gah!"
I just pushed Klein into her cage with a strongest push I can do while being subtle.
*crash*
"Are you okay? Sorry about that, it was an accident."
Then he got up like nothing happened and offered his hand to Freyja."
"Here, can you stand?"
"Thank you, fairy swordsman."
"Are you hurt?"
Then all of us have the comical look on him, except me of course. I am laughing inside right now.
"Yes, I'm fine. But I need to go, I need to get my family's treasure back."
"From?"
"Thrym."
"Oh..."
"Please take me to Thrym's room."
"I accept, right Kirito?"
"Ye-yeah."Kirito stutters out as he presses the accept button.
"Yeah. Fate brought us together, so we're in this together. Let's beat that jerk Thrym!"
I can't help myself now, I began to snicker. At least I'm quiet.
"Thank you, swordsman!"
And Freyja hugs him, and her chest presses to his arm. Pft haha, oops.
"Heehehe."
Most of us just smiled awkwardly at him. And so, we got a mage-type on our team. Well, theirs...Whatever.
"Okay, let's go!"
I yelled it, because if I didn't. I would have already burst out laughing.
"So we are already here, huh."
"Yeah."
"Let's do this!"
""""Yeah""""
Well shall we?
...
"Whoa, wonder how much yuld is this?"
Liz, obviously?
"Well this place is big."
Ya think?
"Well-
"Who dares to enter my-
I smirked and yelled as the giant appears.
"Yo idiot, shall we dance?!"
The giant scowls at me while the others looks at me like I have grown an second head.
"You dare to in-
*Slash*
"How dare you to sla-
*slash*
"Grrrr, die!"
Hahahahaha, this is so fun.
*Smash*
wind...
*miss*
"Hurry Kirito,find Freyja's lost treasure!The rest, help me distract the giant!"
"""""""On it!"""""""
"Yaaahhh!"
*Many slashessssssssssss*
"Graaahhh, you puny insects!"
*Swing*
*Clang*
"Now!"
Everyone activates their sword skill.
*Bam,crash,slash!*
The giant idiot's hp goes to the second bar.
"I found it!, Freyja-san catch!"
*pang*
"The power..."
*The disturbing transformation was skipped*
However, while the transformation was happening.
*twing*
"Blade Explosion!"
*Bam*
"Graaah,how dare you to hit me while -
*twing*
...fire, Wind...
"Infernal Blades!"
"Graaah,yo-you!"
"Quite your yapping, your friendly neighbor is here."
I just had troll the giant. Well, he's already been defeated as soon as Thor shows up sooooooo...He's f*ucked.
...
"Graaaaah. Cowardly giant, you stole my mjolnir. You will for suffer for it now!"
Thrym breaths out an axe and blocks Thor.
*Clang*
Then they punched each other.
*Bam*,*Bam*
"Filthy god...You'll pay for tricking me. I will-
"Shut your yapping! Blade of fate!"
*Crack*
"Graaaaaaaaah!"
Everyone watches in astonishment that I used an OSS in one handed-sword that damaged Thrym's whole third bar. Let me explain, the skill uses one handed sword but, it is fast enough to deal 14-hit light speed combo and brings massive damage. And one last thing, I had to remove my second sword to use this skill as the skill itself uses two hands on one handed sword to use. As using the two hands to bring the momentum to slash very fast.
"Everyone, use your sword skills while the aggro is on Thor!"
*Slash*
*Stab*
*Smash*
*Slash*
*Slash*
*Slash*
*Slash*
Then Thrym fell to his knees and Thor finished him with mjolnir.
...Quest ended in success, Kirito got the Excaliber, Klein...
...And Klein still receives something...Sorry I had to do something, I had made the system give Klein a Katana similar to mjolnir's properties.
Thus Klein receives a legendary weapon, a katana with lightning and illusion named delulnir. (I know, I suck at naming) And a contact thing he receives from Skuld...Hahaha, I'm proud of ya buddy.
That reminds me, Kirito has to turn down the other girls or else there might be some problems that might bubble form it...Or make a harem!
*Flashbaaaack*
That reminds me somehow in this timeline Tonkii's ride limit is far exceeded the one in original, his player limit is 12. Plenty space for us.
"Two hundred meters..."
Oh yeah, this part is where Sinon gets the Excaliber for Kirito.
Taking an arrow, Sinon takes a deep breath, aiming at the sword and spoke the skill.
"Eck. Skete. Aftor. El."
*Shoots*
After the arrow hits the sword, the skill's effect took effect.
"Yah."
Like a rope Sinon pulls the sword.
"Heavy."
All of us except me of course, gaped at her.
""""""Si-Si-Si-Si-Si-Si...Sinon, that was so cool.""""""
Sinon looks at Kirito.
"You can have it, you don't have to make that face."
"Haa, th-thank you."
But then...
"But before that I want you to promise something. Each time you draw this sword, remember me in your heart."
"Huh?"
And all the girls except Sinon and Akina looks at him in their frowning expression."
"It's tough to be popular-
*Bam*
Klein got kicked by Kirito, haha idiot.
"Ahem, alright. I'll remember you and, thank you. Thank you."
"Your welcome."
*Wink*
"Haha!"
Thus the Jotunheimr has returned its proper form.
*Flashback eeeend~*
And I got some alone time with Akina and led her to the best date I found for now.
With the quest ending, we took our rest and continue with our lives.
Like this!
"Cheers to 2025!"
"Cheers!"
...
By the way I had to tell them some of my OSS, to the readers. Most of it are still a secret.
"Oh did you know that there are two guys her that made tons of money in their short term job...Right Kirito and Seiro~"
...Shoot...
We stood up
"Yeah, we'll pay for all of this right, Seiro?"
"Yeah, Kirito. We'll pay."
""""Thank you, you two.""""
We just smirked/smiled
*Excaliber arc, end*
Simple Omake/Simple Blooper
*MGQ's comical sound*
"Seiro-kun/Kazuto-kun"
"Mm?/Yeah?"
"We're pregnant."
".../..."
*Thud x2*
*static*
"Skuld-san, thank you."
Skuld blows him a kiss a far.
...Klein faints.
*Static*
You received Excalipoor.
"Oh this is bull-
*Static*
"Hey Liz, Silica. I have something to say to you two."
"What?"
"What is it Seiro-san?"
"You see *whisper*...Okay?"
"Wow."
"Th-that might work!"
*Later at cabin on floor 22*
"Thus Kirito should form a harem."
...
"What?!"
"Calm down Asuna."
"Liz, I won't calm down if all of chases after him."
"But Asuna-san, we like him too."
*Thud*
"""Kirito-kun!/Kirito!/Kirito-san!"""
*End...omake/blooper*
Alright I have to go to College so I did not post this sooner, sorry.
I just done typing this last night.
See ya next chap.