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theinnocentkiller: Alice what are doing here?

Soldierboy: Alice is here!?

0shoppingspree0: Um, no. This all just a dream… He he weird right?

Theinnocentkiller: We're vampires Alice. We can't sleep

0shoppingspree0: How do you know? Maybe we really are asleep and we just don't know it! It might all just be one big dream we're trapped in!

can'ttouchthis: If this is a dream how come I don't have boobs?

0shoppingspree0: Why do you need boobs?

Soldierboy: Alice! Please come back home I need you! They're torturing me here!

0shoppingspree0: So I've noticed. Poor Jazzy.

Theinnocentkiller: You can have him. He's turned so emo now it's worse than when I left Bella

Can'ttouchthis: Which reminds me. Edward when Bell dumps you can I have her?

Theinnocentkiller: I'm not going to dump her. Right Alice?

0shoppingspree0: ………

theinnocentkiller: Alice?

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can'ttouchthis: Great going Edward. She left!

Soldierboy: I'm all alone! With no one there beside meeeeeeeee

Can'ttouchthis: Was it just me or did an elephant just crap out a cat?

Theinnocentkiller: You did what to Charlie?!

Soldierboy: My singing skills aren't that bad. Sheesh. I'm going to lock myself in my room and eat Skittles!

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Can'ttouchthis: But Jasper! Those are my skittles!! T.T

Theinnocentkiller: I use to watch Bella eat skittles : (

Can'ttouchthis: Suck it up Edward! We're the manliest of men!

Theinnocentkiller: Weren't you just talking about having boobs?

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Theinnocentkiller: Great. First Bella now Emmett! Doesn't anybody love me!?

A/N: Sorry it sucked a lot but I knew I needed to update cause I haven't in like…. Um anyone good at math? Yeah. The next one will probably involve Charlie and Edward's funeral so stay tuned! If you review I might let him live. It's like those commercials on TV where you have to text the morphing pokemon to save their lives. So yeah, Edward's a pikachu or whatever and review so he can kick Charlie's butt in a funeral home.

-Korie