Lana: WELL HELLOOOOOOO READERS! I'm back, baby! Finally, right?
OL: FREAKIN YES! WHAT TOOK SO BLOODY LONG?
Lana: oi, hush, you baka. Anyway, WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST!
OL: CHUCK NORRIS?
Lana: close!
OL: WHO?
Lana: you may enter, special guest!
?: *walks in*
OL: ...Author from KBB's TLOZ TOD?
Lana: YES!
OL: ...you fail.
Lana: oh? Well I did create you...I guess I do.
OL: shut up. :T
Lana: anyway, welcome, Author, to the wonderful, crazy world of Zelda TOD my way.
Author: not as wonderful and crazy as mine.
Lana: that is so true.
Author: anyway, lets get on-
Lana: heyheyhey. My story, my dares, my truths, I s-
...Ah, what the heck, I'll review, too.
You so turned into KBB in chapter 3 or 4. So...
Author: find a new style that works for you
Four Swords Links: Fight Star Fox (SF: Assault group)!
Ganon: You are a giant gross pig...I got nothin'
Zelda: kill Tingle, he keeps getting in the way of saving the world.
Navi: Guess what! You get to annoy everyone for five hours straight! And nobody is allowed to stop you!
Yeah...that'll be all for now. Ain't I a whackjob?
~The wierdo known as "Foxpilot"
Lana: okay. HOW ABOUT EDWARD FREAKIN CU-*shot*
Author: IT BURNS.
OL: YES IT DOES eAe
Lana: anyway...okay, my new style is liek valleygirl lololol liek totally...liek emo valleygirl LOLWUT
Author: I don't think thats what Foxpilot meant.
Lana: I DUN CARE IMMA GO LIEK DIE NOW LIEK TOTALLY. But liek before that I totally never played SF Assault Group, only SF Adventure kthnxbai! *runs away*
Author: anyway...for Ganon's part, WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
Ganon: LANA'S HAIR IS NEW.
Author: ...orly.
Ganon: yarly.
Author: nowai.
Ganon: yawai.
Author: NOWAI.
Ganon: YAFREAKINWAI.
Author: FFFFFFFFFFFFF...
Zelda: *stabs Tingle**imhappyplz*
Navi: OH FUDGE YEAH *talks for 5 hours straight*
Everyone: *heads explode*
Lana: ve~ like, next dares!
1)*hands Author cardboard box* Minish Vaati's in there. The box can become glass for better viewing, but don't let him out, or he'll regain his powers. Work him in somewhere, then return him.
V: *from inside box* HELP ME!
2)*wipes Link's memory of end of Twilight Princess* Midna, return to your true form. I want to see his reaction...
*Drags in OC by the wrist* This is Cal, she's descended from Vaati, is a mage in training, turns into a white wolf when she comes into contact with dark magic, and is the namesake of my story, The White Wolf.
C: *waves* What's up?
She's also easily embarrassed, and has a secret crush on Shadow Link (from the manga; destructively devious, kinda lonely, but with a good heart)*grin* and he returns her feelings. I WANNA A KISSING SCENE!
I sick fangirls on Ganondorf.
I give pig Ganon fleas.
I challenge all six heroes (Dark and Shadow included) to play a game of hacky-sack (sp?)
I want Lok and Sophie from Huntik to make out.
I want to know what's more powerful, the Light Force or the Triforce (here's a use for Vaati!)
And yes, I know none of those is an actual dare, but they'd still be entertaining as...Mom? When did you start reading over my shoulder?
Lana: NO. OTHER. FANDOMS. MAY. ENTER. OR OCS.
OL: tssssssssh...
Lana: ...*breaks into song* ~THE AWESOME ME'S THE MOST SUPREME, THE MOST FEARSOME~!
OL: Mein Gott! by Prussia from Hetalia?
Lana: TSSSSSSSSSH YEAH. Hey, just for the fun of it, lets bring in England, America, France, and Canada. ouo
OL: awesome! But didn't you just say no other fandoms?
Lana: *fake French accent* zis is an acception~ Author Powers!
England, America, France, and Canada: *all come tumbling in*
Lana: ...*puts on a fake Italian curl* veeeeeeeeee~ Arthur~! *huggle*
England: *pats Lana's head**smiles* hello.
America: what am I doing here? I was just playing Zelda and then...yeah...
Author: ...I'm invisible.
Canada: welcome to the club.
France: what is this? (I'm not gonna type in his accent. Imagine it. :U)
Lana: okay, dares! Soooooo...
Ganon: ASDKGSKJDHFGKSDHFJGHSDJFHG FLEAS DDDDx *jumps up and down*
Lana: that'll scar me for life...
Author: but it's so funny to watch people suffer~
Lana: so true.
OL: ...you're related to Prussia, aren't you?
Lana: no, I wish. D: AND NOOOO HACKYSACK. THAT GAME SUCKS SO BADLY...and also TRIFORCE IN MY OPINION~ NEXT DARES!
I dare vaati to turn into a girl and get pregnant, I dare link to kiss ganondorf , I dare zelda to get pregnant.
-Dark Link
Lana: too disturbing. All of them, just...*shudders* Lets skip that. Sorry.
Okay I, the Great Foxx, dare:
-Link, to go around in wolf form sniffing the butts of everyone he comes across, especially those who fart,
-Midna, to cook and eat her own hair,
-Author, to fart loudly in links face,
-Dark, to make out with a FEMALE Vaati/Gufuu,
-and Navi, to take on ALL of the Big bosses in friggin' table-tennis with a TEN-TON paddle
-critically sane, Grey Foxx
Link: yaaaaaay (wtf Link just wtf) *turns into a wolf**sniffs peoples butts*
Midna: no.
Lana: sorry I'm not that gross. .o. and there is nooooo Fem!Vaati.
Navi: *kicks their butts* .o. tssssssssssh
Lana: okay thats all sorry I'm lazy kthnxbai
Author: I barely appeared!
Lana: you can be in the next chapter as well.
Okay, we're done. Sorry it's such fail.
Anywho, England, America, France, and Canada will be in the TOD for a while.