Once again, lots of thanks to my friends who help me come up with my ideas. I have loads of ideas for upcomming chapters, so that should be fun to type up.

This chapter is being written as I go along, sorta. But s'all good n'that.

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JPOV

I turned to Jacob, Alice still an my hands. I gave him a trust-this-to-happen look and took Alice to where I had last seen Carisle.

Alice was murmuring things as I carried her.

"Jasper, I know you like the red tea pots, but they just won't do for the party! I am very sorry I am having to force you to buy the blue ones. But its for your own good!" She sounded deadly serious.

"No, blue is fine by-"

"JASPER! I will not tell you again, NO! Not red!" I tucked some of her stray curls out the way and kissed her forhead.

I carried on walking at human speed. Not wanting to put Alice in another sort of holusination or anything. It didn't take long to get back to the centre of the party.

"Jasper, can you hear that?" Alice whispered into my ear.

"Hear what sweetie?"

"Shhh" She whispered again "They'll hear us!" I felt fear pulsing around her.

"Baby, theres loads of people. Were at a party. Remember..." She wrestled out of my grip and awkwardly stumbled sideways.

"YOU BOUGHT THE RED ONE DIDN'T YOU!" She carried on stumbling until she walked into Emmett.

"WOW" He looked down into Alices huge eyes, wait a minute. They look magnified, something definitly isn't right. I can't even smell alchol on her... much.

"ALICE!" He gave her a big bear hug, and she screamed.

"NOOOOOO! HELP THE WALLS THE FLOOR! I'M GOING TO BE CRUSHED!" Emmett let go imediatly but attracted the attention of Rosalie and Edward.

"Alice, are you... ok?" Rosalie grabbed her wrists to stop her from clawing at herself.

"Yes, i'm fine. Look flowers!" She face planted the floor. Gasps and "oughs" came from the people who saw. Edward yanked her up while Emmett and Rosalie gaped at her in utter shock.

"Alice, what the hell are you playing at! Your not even drunk! What the hell did you do?!" He looked angry and confused.

Alice would normally have said right out. But this was Alice under the influence of god knows what. So, she turned round. God, she looks mean, her eyes turned into slits and her jaw tightend.

"You threw a brick at my greenhouse!" She slapped him and almost knocked him over. Emmett laughed out right, and Rosalies almost stuck her fist in her mouth to stop herself from laughing.

"I am not even going to ask" He sulked off in the direction of Bella.

I walked over to the motionless Alice. I took her hand thought through what I could do that might make sense to her.

"Lets skip in the flowers Alii. Can you see them?" Her eyes grew huge and glass like.

"Awhh, Jasper! Aren't they pretty!" Happy, joyfull waves flowed off her tiny body.

She began to skip, and however rediculous it looked. I joined in.

"Jasper, what on earth are you doing?" It was Bella. Obviously Edward just wanted it to look like he had gone to see her. I bet he was sulking in a cave with an octipus or something...

"Something happend to Alice. I think she has taken something, ugh. I don't know!" I turned an looked at her.

"Jasper, its going to snow pringles on tuseday, snow lemon drops on saturday and burn like roast potatoes on wednesday!" She was using a peice of drift wood like a weather stick.

"Erh, yeah. If your looking for Carisle. He went that way..." She pointed over to a quieter part of the party.

I pulled Alice along behind me. She was talking to herself, but I didn't listen. She stopped and as I turned I saw utter terror in her face. Waves of totaly fear ingulfed me. I scooped her into my arms an ran to Carisle who was sat on a sticking out bit of wall looking out at the ocean.

"Jasper don't let them touch me! JASPERS! I CAN FEEL THEM PULLING! DON'T LET THEM!!!!!!" She was shaking an curled up into a ball.

"Jasper what happend?" He looked up at me. I put my head in my hands an moaned.

"I don't know!" Then a figure materilised through the darkness. He walked towards us, he was dressed as the catapilla in Alice and wonderland. Shisha and everything.

"Thats Alice right?" He smoke with a smile.

"What happend to her?" Carisle ask, I was too fumming to speak.

"She bought some LSD" I could have ripped his throat out, except Carisle stopped me.

"Son, calm" The guy glanced at Alice again.

"Get lost punk" Carisle slapped him. It took everything in me not to fall to the floor and laugh. Alices face stopped me. Just a second ago she had been in total terror and now, she looked blissful.

"LSD doesn't react well with vampires. Especially not with vampires who have such big imaginations like Alice..." He tucked a stray curl out her face.

"It should take about an hour for the effects to die down" He rubbed his forhead.

"Sit with her and calm her down if she gets excitted. I think she is in some sort of long trance halusination..." He tilted his head to look at her.

I picked her up and decided the sand dunes were the best place for her. I ran this time, no point in putting distractions in her wake.

I sat in a ditch between the two biggest sand dunes I could find. I craddled Alice in my arms like a baby. Her dress covered my lap, and her small head rest on my arm. Her dark curls tickled my arm as her hollusinations got stranger.

"Jazz get them off. I don't want ants on me..." She scratched at her arms. Then ramained quiet. Her facial expresions an emotions changed frequently, but my power had no effect on her.

We had been sat there for what felt like days, but in reality, about an hour and a half.

"The circles are getting bigger! Don't let me fall.... PLEASE!" Her eyes snapped open.

"WOW" I stroked her forhead and moved the hair out her face.

"Never take LSD again, you hear me?" She sat up.

"I won't.. aslong as you get me a new green house" I laughed.

"Alii, you never had a-" She glared at me "Yeah yeah, sure. New green house it is...."

I scrambled to my feet and helped Alice up.

"Where did the party go?" She looked so cute an disourientated.

"Its not far away hunny. Honestly" She raised her little eyebrows.

"Race me" I grinned.

"GO!"

We had barely left the dunes when Alice lost her balance an tripped. I grabbed her just before she hit the floor.

"Lets walk" I said.

"Yeah..." I took her hand in my hand an we walked back to the party. It was all still going, music and everything. Seth won the award for best costume, bless him.

Billy rolled into us as we approached the party. He muttered something about insurance and his door falling off. I staired at him as he made his way towards the naighbouring beach.

Alice giggled and we carried on towards the floor where everyone was dancing.

"Jasper, is she ok now?" Emmett looked from me to Alice. She beamed up at him.

"Yes, Alice just needs to be alittle more careful what she takes in future..." Him and Edward looked at me confused.

"Jazz, can I go dance with Rose and Bella?" I nodded, and kissed her on the head as she skipped off to were they were dancing.

"What did she do?" Edward cut to the chaise.

"She took LSD and Carisle said it doesn't have a good effect on vampires. He also said with Alices imagination it was worse. Sometimes, she really worries" I half expected them to laugh. But surprisingly they looked deadly serious.

"Alices head, its not easy. So happy one minute, so sad the next..." Edward shook his head and headed over to Bella.

"Duhude, it sounds awesome. Which reminds me. We leave for the holiday tomorrow!" Emmet, mood lightener.

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I need to plan the next chapter tomorrow. Not sure where its going at the moment. So yeah.

D'you think the storyline is off? I need some advise. Is her traumatic human life and rediculous adventures too much to mix together?

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